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Outrage of the Ancients Chapter 1: Royal Rescue

Of course the world ended while I was in the middle of nowhere, with only a blunt sword for defense.

Specifically, a hunk of metal that resembled a sword enough to look good in a movie, but would decidedly not be able to fulfill the same task as an actual, well, ...

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Outrage of the Ancients: Prolog: The Ancients Wake

Hill of Allen, Ireland

There were few thi

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Advanced Reader Copy for Museum Core 1

Hey, so Museum Core 1 is fully edited and formatted, if you're interested in getting your hands on a copy, here's the link.

And if you were to leave a review on Amazon on August 20th when it releases, that'd be really great, thank you.

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Museum Core Chapter 69: Epilog

The second chapter of the day, brought to you by: the bloody thunderstorm that is making it impossible to sleep. 

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Yesterday had been a bloodbath. Half the people she’d been training up ...

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Museum Core Chapter 68: The Hunt

“THIEF!”

Alaxia’s furious roar shook her sanctuary all the way down to its very foundations.

She’d been lounging sideways on her gold-and-emerald throne, back resting on one armrest, legs dangling off the other one, a platter of crystalfruit grapes resting on her stomach. Some...

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Museum Core Chapter 67: Final Preparations

Jaclyn hadn’t really been too present for Granger’s training, while she’d been dueling dinosaurs, he’d been blowing stuff up in the panacea area, but she’d heard it. All the way on the other end of the Museum. A constant barrage of explosions and the crackle of electricity, with the occ...

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Musuem Core Chapter 66: Babysitting in a Dungeon

Oh, this was going to be fun. Twenty early F-Ranks, and by early, Thomas meant that they were standing at the very beginning of having any powers, but they weren’t nervous at all. Or at least not in any way he could recognize.

They were experienced in whatever they normally ...

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Museum Core Chapter 65: Building an Army

Jaclyn woke up in a puddle of her own drool, head resting on her desk, thankfully clear of any papers that might be damaged. She sighed as she pushed herself back into a sitting position, brushing the wrinkles out of her suit as best she could.

Wow, falling asleep at her desk. She hadn’t ...

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Museum Core Chapter 64: Negotiations

They hadn’t come back yet. That was … not great. Sure, there’d always been a chance that they’d stay overnight due to the nighttime jungle being dangerous.

But there was also the option that the thing that was keeping them was a lot more … final.

Signing the treaty with the ...

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Museum Core Chapter 63: Night at the Museum

It was a calm evening, all things considered. Something had spooked the ever-loving fuck out of the animals earlier, but things had calmed down over the course of several hours.

But while Thomas was watching the sun fall below the horizon, a lesser version of the earlier unrest returned. Un...

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Museum Core Chapter 62: Silver Linings

Levels were all well and good, but they really didn’t matter in the here and now.

What mattered was, well, the fact that her insides felt like they were made of broken glass and ground meat.

And beyond that, her self-created martial Skill came with a hefty dose of self-diagnosing po...

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Museum Core Chapter 61: Draconic Vengeance

These people were all cowards. At least to the eyes of a dragon, however human their current shell might have been.

Alaxia Mystscale had finally managed to track down that damnable thief who’d dared pilfer the treasures she’d prepared in anticipation of having to make use of he...

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Chapter 60: Job Offer

Cambridge’s campus looked much like how she’d seen it last time. A mess. Consequences of stuffing every conference room with all the people required to do all the minutia required to run a modern government.

Seriously, why hadn’t they moved everything straight to Bristol, which was be...

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Museum Core Chapter 59: Forge of Legends

“I think your schedule should be clear enough to work on making magical items,” Elias said after the sabertooth that served as the “queen” on their chessboard chased off Thomas’ king. “I know you told me to wait until you brought it up again, but I’m pretty sure you forgot I ever of...

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Museum Core Chapter 58: A Pathetic Invasion

As natural as having two Dungeons at once felt, Thomas was rapidly starting to figure out some of the limitations of that process.

Firstly, being able to freely control either dungeon wasn’t the same as the ability to control both, so his theoretical workload for Dungeon upkeep had double...

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Museum Core Chapter 57: Ruminations

For what felt like the millionth time since leaving the Museum, Jaclyn reached under her jacket and felt for the vial of healing potion, making sure it was still there.

She hadn’t been able to identify it, of course, but Gula had also struck out by quite a lot. She could tell it was a reg...

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Museum Core Chapter 56: The Grand Design

This was going to be an absolute masterpiece when Thomas was done with it. Or so he hoped.

The first step was simple. All he had to do was maximize the distance between the entrance and the core, a process that obviously involved ensuring that it wasn’t going to be as easy to access the m...

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Museum Core Chapter 55: Crypt Guardian

You have used your ability to create a Subcore in [British Museum].

Number of uses at current rank remaining: 0

Subcore Type has been determined as [History’s Guardians]

A domain has been automatically established and now covers the entirety of the building, and the archives b...

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Chapter 54: New Ground

Honestly, Elias had been right. And Thomas would never, ever, tell him that.

He couldn’t, not after how he’d reacted to the advice he’d gotten. Sure, it had been an absolutely assholish piece of advice, but “stop worrying your pretty little head about it” had been the onl...

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Museum Core Chapter 53: Rebuilding

The world was a weird place. It had always been odd, with unexplained phenomena up to wazoo, but with most of those, people with the necessary knowledge just hadn’t bothered to investigate. There was an explanation, it just hadn’t been found. Unexplained, not unexplainable View Post

Museum Core Chapter 52: Ocean of Horror

Finally. They were out of that damn jungle. Between having a vanguard immune to toxins and access to a method of healing that specialized against toxins, Jaclyn’s group had been an effective counter against this place and yet it had utterly kicked their ass.

In fact, other than the fact t...

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Museum Core Chapter 51: Mean Tricks

“That’s a creepy sign,” Jaclyn commented as she stepped up to the start of the muddy pool with a narrow metal walkway in its middle and two mesh fences on either end that acted as the next challenge.

“BEWARE THE TATZELWYRM’S LEGACY!”

It was like something straight out of a...

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Museum Core Chapter 50: New Section

Everyone was looking at her. Even Gula. Though the orc seemed to be less expectant, more curious.

“We’re going for the panacea,” she finally decided. “If things get too dangerous, we can always retreat.”

Jaclyn didn’t currently have any relatives in dire need of healing, a...

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Museum Core Chapter 49: Proper Party

The whole affair had shifted from a ritual to a celebration in an instant. Or at least that was what it felt like.

Jaclyn had been to plenty of formal events in the past, both as an attendee and as security, and she was more than familiar with how those normally went. Even once the scripted...

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Museum Core Chapter 48: Monkey!

Power leveling a specific creature pattern was difficult when Thomas wasn’t getting any visitors, but there were ways to get around the issue. Throwing money at the proverbial wall. Well, in this case, the money was also proverbial, but the principle was the same.

He made sure to fill nin...

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Museum Core Chapter 47: Accidents and Revelations

It was great that Owens was delegating, it really was, but unfortunately, that meant that Jaclyn had even more paperwork to do than normal.

Not to mention that even if she did not join Frye’s as-of-yet unnamed agency, she was going to be working with it enough that there was already a boa...

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Museum Core Chapter 46: A True General

How did the saying go … if you pay in peanuts, you get monkeys?

And Thomas wasn’t paying his critters anything, so how could he be surprised that his new area was turning into a literal monkey house?

These damn monkeys were a mess. Most of Thomas’s creatures had some kind of agg...

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Museum Core Chapter 45: The Most Efficient Government?

Cambridge Campus was far different than Jaclyn had imagined. Sure, the architecture was there, buildings that had become the backdrop for much of the Harry Potter movies, the wide open fields of grass that any modern campus would doubtlessly have dismissed as a waste of space.

But it was em...

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Museum Core Chapter 44: Car vs Face

There was nothing like letting oneself get hit by a car to make you question your life choices.

But honestly, it was a little too late to worry about that right now.

So Jaclyn held up her arms as though she were trying to block a punch instead of a one-ton block of metal hurtling at h...

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Museum Core Chapter 43: Watery Hell

The anti-dragon redesign of his Dungeon wound up coming out rather simplistic.

Vines became a more common design element, covering a lot of ceilings, designed to be easy to break free via the boomslangs’ vine control ability.

Dragons might be too tough for almost any nets he could c...

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