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Bonus Episode 017: Dinnertime Milk Heresy

This episode is heavily inspired by The Biggest Problem in the Universe: https://uncucked.thedickshow.com/

Lars’s problems: Single-ply toilet paper, when people make you watch a “funny” YouTube video with them a...

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Bonus Episode 016: Never Underestimate the Power of Spite (with ManyKudos)

Go watch the ManyVideos by ManyKudos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2Egt30phfTNZO5Yxb-sbyw

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Bonus Episode 015: Take a Breath

Extra Clip: Podcast Battle Royale (The Full Saga)

For those of you who want to listen to the full stream, both parts included in one.

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Bonus Episode 014: The Doplex Odyssey

This will be posted as a mainline episode several weeks from now, but enjoy it super early.

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Extra Clip: Joe's Harmonica Suite

Excerpt from the, as-of-yet, unreleased sequel episode with Hot Dad containing Joe's magnum opus. To keep things short, only the radio edit is being included here.

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Extra Clip: Joe's Speech

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Extra Clip: The First Podcast Watches Troll 2

This is an audio version of a video Joe and I made in 2018 while watching the movie "Troll 2" in preparation for an episode with Chelsea Sanders. If you're very familiar with the movie, visuals may not be necessary to enjoy this; otherwise, I have uploaded a video version of it to Patreon as well...

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Video: The First Podcast Watches Troll 2

This is a video Joe and I made back in 2018 while watching the movie "Troll 2" in preparation for an episode with Chelsea Sanders.

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Bonus Episode 013: Not Legally Speaking... (with DaftPina)

  • Major spoilers for the entirety of The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) appear throughout this episode. Listen with caution if you haven’t seen the film. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993846/
  • I Hate Everythin...

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Extra Clip: Welcome to The First Podcast (Genesis Remix)

Credit: TJ (https://soundcloud.com/tiege)

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Bonus Episode 012: To Erase the Line Between Man and Machine is to Obscure the Line Between Men and Gods

This episode contains a spoiler-heavy review of the 2014 film Ex Machina. We make note of that in the beginning, so you’ll have plenty of warning. But just in case you’re a special kind of aloof, don’t listen to this episode before you watch Ex Machina.

Or do listen,...

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Bonus Episode 011: On a Grand Scale, All You Need is Love

Apologies for the gap between bonus episodes. We have another one coming up very soon, so stay tuned for that.


On the last bonus episode, we did our take on The Biggest Problem in the Universe: Uncucked. This time, we did our take on their bonus episodes; instead of problems, we ...

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Bonus Episode 010: The First Podcast in the Universe

Full credit for the format we borrowed on this episode goes to Dick Masterson and Maddox (who was still funny back then) on their podcast The Biggest Problem in the Universe: https://uncucked.thedickshow.com/

Let us k...

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Bonus Episode 009: Is That an Elephant in Your Trunk, or are You Just Happy to See Me? (with mrmeatman)

How Remoraid and Octillery used to look before censorship: https://i.imgur.com/tSJ5TU9.jpg


Angewomon, whose design is literally just a beautiful human angel: 2020-03-03 03:41:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Episode 008: VHS Acid Trip Speed-Chess

Joe bares his soul about relationships, there's a ton of tears, and we hug it out.

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Classic Episode: The Female James Franco (with Amanda Kusek)

This one was originally cut from the roster during an initial purge of episodes with guests who we felt were too niche or obscure to fit with the rest of them. Both Joe and I maintain that it's a good one, though, so we're tossing it to the patrons.

You've probably never heard of Amanda Kus...

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Bonus Episode 007: Attractive Computer Women (That Don’t Exist)

This time, Joe attempts to interview me. The results are a bit like trying to harpoon Cthulhu; a lot is going on, most of it devastating to society, and you've certainly bit off more than you could ever chew.

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Bonus Episode 006: Confessions of a Young Gay Man

On this episode, I gave Joe a quiz about The First Podcast. You can probably guess how this went, but listen anyway.

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Bonus Episode 005: These Are My Biological Fluids, and They’ve Been Taken from Me (with Sergeant Greasemixer)

Yes, every single word Lars used in the game at the end has at least one or several rhymes.

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Bonus Episode 004: The Apocalypse is Neigh

Fandom page for references throughout the episode: https://thefirstpodcast.fandom.com/wiki/The_First_Podcast_Wiki

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Bonus Episode 003: Cabin Rooftop Afterglow (with Zwick)

Sadaou Mao as described on the episode: https://i.imgur.com/cWr8InQ.jpg

Zwick's stuff:  https://linktr.ee/dude2o 

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Classic Episode: A Series of Record Scratch Moments

Remastered but still quite raw. Enjoy! From an earlier era with our third host.

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Bonus Episode 002: Seventeen Minute Miles (with SovietSpy)

These episodes are bonus content for Patreon subscribers of The First Podcast. You may make a personal backup copy for offline playing, but distribution to non-patrons is prohibited. If you see bonus content being distributed outside of Patreon, please email us: 2019-08-23 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Episode 001: What if the Clock is Wrong? (with TheToaMaster)

Lars and Joe when they met: https://imgur.com/a/0YtJg77

Since you're a patron, you may want to celebrate that by checking out our new merch store: http://merch....

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Looking for the other early releases?

When we put up an episode for early release, it usually stays up until it goes live for the public (or a few days after here and there). We've chosen to take them down after that. This posting philosophy is based on a few things:

  • Once the episodes are live for the public, the early li...

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