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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 30

Chapter 30 - Experiment #4

For a split second, I contemplated leaving this guy here and running away. However, it wasn’t certain how long this Bind Array was going to hold him down.

The guy could barely move due to the Bind Array he was under. But because it was has...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 29

Chapter 29 - Experiment #3

After each significant stage of cultivation, the cultivator's understanding of cultivation and the world itself changed. This explains the vast differences in power among individuals at different stages, as elucidated in many books I have read. View Post

Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 28

Chapter 28 - Experiment #2

From what I understood of this situation, this guy was supposed to come and keep an eye on me. But when I had not returned to the dorms for days, he had asked people around for me. He finally found me and was angry due to wasting time on someone h...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 27

Chapter 27 - Experiment #1

Ever since I had come here, there was always a thought at the back of my mind that I would meet someone unreasonable. Just like those videos on YouTube where people acted crazy. It was quite rare.

People usually restrained their basic desire...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 26

Chapter 26 - Cliché Meeting

It took days to learn how to use some more basic arrays, and I had to say, it was a lot of fun. Progress was steady since the librarian acted like a pseudo-teacher. Sure, he kept saying he wasn't showing favoritism, but as the old guy pointed ou...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 25

Chapter 25 - Array Conjurer

The new book on arrays opened up a new world of techniques.

Initially I had assumed Arrays were merely barriers and convenient tools in xianxia stories. That only scratched the surface of what arrays could do. Arrays were a branch of cultiv...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 24

Chapter 24 - Learning a New Branch

After the recent eye-opening experience while training in the rain, I deviated from my usual routine. Typically, I would push my body until it could no longer bear the strain of training, but today was different. Instead, I returned to the...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 23

Chapter 23 - Painting A Canvas in The Rain

Rainy days persisted long after the first, signaling a shift in the weather for the worse. It wasn't entirely unexpected, considering it was autumn, and seasonal changes were a norm even here. Yet, despite the downpour, some consta...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 22

Chapter 22 - The Social Butterfly

The library was fuller than usual, likely due to people having nothing much to do in the rain. But that allowed me to blend into the crowd easier, and I found my own desolate corner and a small desk I quickly occupied.

Unlike usual, I...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 21

Chapter 21 - Cultivation Highs

With my resolve set, I strode out of the Administrative Office and stepped once more into the pouring rain.

The cold water cascading over my head served as a catalyst for deeper contemplation about the future. I resisted the urge to rush...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 20

Chapter 20 - Gimme My Moneh!

Betrayal, in my mind, could only come from those close to you. As paranoid as I was, I half-expected it. Someone might even say it was all according to Keikaku.

But who was I kidding? I didn't have enough friends in this world for an unexp...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 19

Chapter 19 - Money Problems

The sack of spirit stones in my hand felt heavier than anything I had ever held. I swallowed hard, trying to wrap my head around how to handle such a situation. But it all seemed overwhelming, beyond my expertise. Perhaps burying them somewhere a...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 18

Chapter 18 - Haunt This Stick Instead

My third day out of prison began like many others, with breakfast in the cafeteria.

I was never much of a breakfast person in my previous life, but since inhabiting Liu Feng's body, I found myself adopting his habits. I actually q...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 17

Chapter 17 - Advancing

A week had passed since I began practicing the Rushing Bull Step in my cell. During that time, little had changed aside from my continued training regimen.

The prison environment had grown increasingly dull. The initial sense of novelty had fade...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 16

Chapter 16 - Prison Mike

"We had a brief confrontation before I made a run for it. When the guy slashed my arm, I froze a bit in shock. Then, he aimed for my neck again, but I managed to dodge, only to be caught off guard by a surprise attack to the ribs," I scratched the b...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 15

Chapter 15 - Prison Time Questioning

I gazed up at the familiar stone ceiling, coldness seeping into my back as I lay on the stone floor. It was a strange sensation, the stones colder than one would expect ordinary rocks to be.

Perhaps they were magical rocks capable ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 14

Chapter 14 - Shower Thoughts in Prison

In the end, there wasn't much I could do but let myself be escorted to the sect's prison—a bit of a surprise, as I hadn't known such a facility existed within the sect. Technically, it didn't, as they led me to a small boat. Said boa...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 13

Chapter 13 - Might Makes Right

My healing injuries hadn't bothered me much on the way to Greengrass Town. Showing the resilience of a cultivator. But just seeing the grimace on Mao Zhi's face made those injuries act up again.

"Someone stole from the Greengrass Auction...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 12

Chapter 12 - New Town

“Excuse me, good men,” I called out before reaching them. It was clear these guards were on edge. The last thing I wanted was to aggravate them or look suspicious for any reason.

They frowned as they saw me approaching and unsheathed their da...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 11

Chapter 11 - Nerd Uses Joestar Secret Technique

The girl's nimble footwork made it seem like she was hopping from blade to blade of grass. Her strange movements made no sound, and it was hard to read from her steps what she would do next.

But the strangest thing was t...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 10

Chapter 10 - Vomit on My Sweater

Now, a moral dilemma was in my hands. While it was evident that I wouldn’t be able to save the entire village if disaster struck, I believed I could at least rescue some of the villagers, particularly the children.

However, I wouldn'...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 9

Chapter 9 - The Stranger & Danger

The people in the village showed no fear towards the sibling trio upon their arrival, meaning they were likely honest with what they told me. Especially now, observing their palpable nervousness around their mother.

As the bow-wie...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 8

Chapter 8 - New Experiences

Tufei held his breath as the ax approached the strange man. The younger man didn't blink, and their worst fears were confirmed when the man grabbed the ax blade mid-air and stopped it from moving an inch. Despite Futou being larger than their 'vi...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 7

Chapter 7 - Three Brothers

The first order of business after parting ways with the guard was to purchase a new set of clothes and change into them. Wearing the Blazing Sun Sect uniform attracted undue attention, which I preferred to avoid for what I planned next.

Sinc...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 6

Chapter 6 - Greengrass Town

"Your name?" inquired a disciple stationed at the front gate. He appeared to be about my age, clad in a blue uniform signifying his status as an inner disciple, with a notebook and brush in hand.

"Liu Feng," I replied.

The gates to ex...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 5

Chapter 5 - I Like Turtles

"So you're still around here looking for some new techniques?" asked the librarian, a friendly smile gracing his face.

A week had passed since I learned the Rushing Bull Step. Despite that, I made it a habit to visit the library daily, porin...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 4

Chapter 4 - Nerd Finally Sees Some Action

"Hey, Liu Feng!" A young man with a large belly called out, rushing to sit next to me in the bustling cafeteria. Even that short dash through the cafeteria seemed to leave him breathless. "I didn't see you anywhere in the tournament...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 3

Chapter 3 - Nerd Guy Doing Nerdy Things

"Hello there, do you need any help?" I asked the old man, cautiously bowing and clasping my fist in respect as one would to a senior.

He looked at me, raised a questioning brow, and frowned. "Who the hell are you?"

"Uh, I'...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 2

Chapter 2 - Being a Nerd 101

Xin Ma, the outer elder responsible for the library, had a head of black hair with silver strands, something many said made it hard to determine his age. He also sported large circular glasses, which was a peculiar low-tier artifact that helped ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 1

Chapter 1 - Who is this Nerd?

Spring rain quietly fell upon Blazing Sun Mountain as evening approached, and the sun dipped below the horizon. A gentle breeze accompanied the rain as night drew nearer.

Yu Zhu, an outer elder of the Blazing Sun Sect, found himself taske...

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