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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 115

Chapter 115 - An Elder’s Life

Xing Ju was an old woman, even by cultivator standards. At 295 years old, she was approaching the limit of how long a Core Formation cultivator could live.

To some, three hundred years of lifespan seemed too short, especially giv...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 114

Chapter 114 - Wide Open 

My eyes fluttered open, and I exhaled heavily, looking around at the unfamiliar room.

It was an old-style building, and the decoration was outdated, even for this world. The doors were not regular doors but sliding doors, and ever...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 113

Chapter 113 - A Wild Ride

I had to be honest; seeing Ye An's eyes widen as she saw Song Song elbow-deep in her cousin's rib cage was satisfying. All the bravado Ye An had built up until now slipped away as she struggled to control her expression.

I was not usua...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 112

Chapter 112 - A Good Meal

Song Sia had grown up around monstrous people, from those who were exceptionally talented to those who were incredibly strong. But as she fought this guy, there was something about his eyes...

He hadn't blinked once since the battle st...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 111

Chapter 111 - The Convenient Timing

Some of the attacks from Song Sia's friends pierced through my Dancing Jade Armor. Although they lost all momentum, they still left deep cuts on my flesh.

I had to jump back and create some distance between us, or else I was ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 110

Chapter 110 - Brutal Battles

The next day arrived quickly, and I had the best sleep I'd had in a while. With Song Song around, I felt secure and carefree. I woke up feeling energetic and rejuvenated.

Walking through the mansion's hallways with a smile, I encoun...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 109

Chapter 109 - Corrupting The Good

While Song Song terrorized the local higher-ups, I observed the technique she was using. It would be interesting to see how this technique developed in the future.

As for what Song Song was doing to the local people in power? T...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 108

Chapter 108 - Casual Terror

The Sect Leader's son? While it might sound like a special position, it really wasn't. As one of the most powerful men on the continent, the Sect Leader had a harem. And since condoms weren't a thing here, he had around a hundred children....

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 107

Chapter 107 - A Returning Conversation 

Song Song and I continued talking as I created a barrier to protect the unconscious man from the cold.

"So, how was the war on your end?" I asked her.

"I had to reinforce most cities, but the monstrous beast ar...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 106

Chapter 106 - Goodbyes & Welcomes

I planted my feet on the snowy ground and breathed deeply as the cold air filled my lungs.

It had snowed so hard in the past few days that the snow now reached my knees. Even training in the yard of my mansion had ch...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 105

Chapter 105 - The True Danger

Xin Ma hated his job as a librarian since there was never an opportunity to achieve anything. But there were times when a position like this, which always required him to stay in the library, was useful.

For example, now was...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 104

Chapter 104 - Notes of Transparency 

Fifteen days had passed since the battle, and I lay down in the master bedroom of my mansion for the first time since arriving in this town.

It was a luxurious room, with a bed so large I could lie sideways and s...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 103

Chapter 103 - Perfect Execution

The dagger I had thrown pierced the skull of the monstrous beast that had broken my arm, killing it instantly. Despite the pain, I looked at my floppy arm with a strange feeling. Surprisingly, I wasn't panicking; I was rather calm over...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 102

Chapter 102 - The Last of Us

Among the Weapons of Mass Destruction, chemical warfare was probably one of the most brutal created by mankind. Chemical warfare agents were extremely toxic synthetic chemicals that could be dispersed as a gas, liquid or aerosol or as age...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 101

Chapter 101 - A Bitter Loss

"Governor, from now on you will take command! Protect the soldiers!" I yelled out, hoping he understood my meaning.

After that, I immediately backed off, and the gorilla gave chase.

The monstrous beast was much faster than me. ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 100

Chapter 100 - My Besto Frendo

Even though I had moved back behind the wall, the lizard-like monstrous beast followed me without hesitation. This time, I didn't have the privilege of skating around or allowing its hits to push me back.

But it didn't take long fo...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 99

Chapter 99 - Thinking of a Title

The snowstorm grew heavier, making everything more difficult to see. As the air grew colder, I began taking deeper breaths.

I glanced back at the broken wall and then returned my gaze to the shadows of the monstrous beasts. Thou...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 98

Chapter 98 - Charging The Gates

As I walked atop the wall, my heartbeat rang in my ears, and the snow crunched under my feet. The biting wind sent a chill down my spine, and the snowstorm grew stronger and colder with each passing second. I breathed out a mist...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 97

Chapter 97 - A Storm of Songs

I leaned on the balcony's railings on the third floor of my wooden Chinese-style mansion. From up here, I could see everything within and beyond the town.

However, the golden-tinted barrier ruined the view of the forest in the dist...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 96

Chapter 96 - The Lovers

Hong Dosu was just another young man from the Hong Clan. The only notable thing about him was that he stood a head taller than most of his peers and possessed a traditionally handsome face. His father had been mortal, and his mother a cultivat...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 95

Chapter 95 - The Strongest Piece

By the time I finished constructing the barrier, a couple of days had passed, and the interior part of the wall had turned red from the countless scribbles and symbols of varying sizes. I was concerned that the moisture in the air, ty...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 94

Chapter 94 - Setting Up The Pieces

I took a deep breath, relishing the damp air as drops of water cascaded off the roof of the Chinese-style mansion. The governor fixed his gaze on me as if attempting to discern my intentions. Or perhaps he sought something else?

...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 93

Chapter 93 - Qi Makes No Sense!

The ground outside was dyed red, and as snow began falling, the snowflakes absorbed the redness as soon as they touched blood. It was a strangely serene scene as I stared at the mutilated corpses of the monstrous beasts below.

Bu...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 92

Chapter 92 - Intelligence is a Weakness!

The blast that followed the clash rattled my arm and pushed me back several steps. However, it was also partially split in two, and despite everything around me exploding, I emerged unharmed with my arm intact.

Did I mis...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 91

Chapter 91 - Logical Thoughts…

It became evident that wielding sticks at superhuman speeds was beyond their capability. Thus, I had to swap those sticks for some kitchen knives from the mansion.

That's how I spent the entire night—struggling to master weapo...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 90

Chapter 90 - Plans & Schemes

Now that I was atop the walls and safe, it gave me a chance to calm down and think things through logically. However, I had already made some decisions after witnessing the display by the Lu Clan Leader.

This was my life ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 89

Chapter 89 - Falling Moon

Animals needed access to Qi in some way to be considered monstrous beasts. While humans had Qi and didn't change much appearance-wise, monstrous beasts were the opposite. When encountering a monstrous beast, one could usually tell by their s...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 88

Chapter 88 - Springing A Trap

The monstrous beasts stared straight at us, their attempt at hiding behind the trees rather feeble.

"Why're they looking at us? Do they usually do this?" I asked.

Monstrous beasts below Foundation Establishment behaved much l...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 87

Chapter 87 - The Protagonist’s Day

Hu Jin stared at the plate of food before him while the outer disciples around him rambled on various topics. He had never considered it before, but the simple act of being able to eat whenever he wanted was a privilege he ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 86

Chapter 86 - Incompetent or Mastermind?

Breaking through was much easier than I anticipated.

To transition from Body Tempering to Qi Gathering, one simply needed to release all the Qi in their body in a powerful burst, akin to how I unleashed killing intent. Th...

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