Please Help Me Shrek
You can literally hear my self loathing for choosing such a hard accent
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Ramblefap - Dec 2020
Hey y'all!! I recorded this a few days ago and haven't had the nerve to post, but here we go!!
I'm sorry it's a little late. January's ramblefap will be posted in January :3
Also, if you have any suggestions or talking points during these things, please drop em here!! I'm n...
2021-01-12 23:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wanderer: Cyberpunk 2077
(woops sorry i forgot to post last night)
2021-01-08 12:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostCommissions and Phone Calls!
As always, come forward on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) for your patron rewards!!
I would reach out to all of you individually, but it takes all day to get you all and it's a real drain on the time I can be using to make content!!
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2021-01-08 11:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostFrench Be Like: Too Blegg
studies french for 5 years: absolutely not
studies german for 2: oh okay bitch i see you
'What's The Point In Studying German?'
Because one day you'll want to make audio porn as a french spy and some people will have a fetish for multilingual women. Anyway, this is supposed to say:
'Room Six-Nine please. And if you can make sure we have hot water on the floor, that would be wonderful!'
2021-01-05 14:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostExperiences Seductress Teaches You Confidence Using Hypnosis
WIT A TWIST
2020-12-22 22:56:13 +0000 UTC View PostGoth Bully Gets Bored on a Camping Trip
grrrrrr or whatever goths say
A Grudge Match with Your Delinquent Roommate
*fucks you* lol
*kisses you after sex* oh um... is this... okay? hh
2020-12-10 20:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's That Time!!
Please message me on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075), twitter (@Ivy_WildeVA) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) to claim your phone call for this month!! I'll be booking y'all in for the next few weeks before I go on christmas break! <3
2020-12-09 21:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostI Been Watchin Too Much Dang TV
Big PP Points to anyone who can name the show
2020-12-03 13:38:51 +0000 UTC View PostnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOO
If I go too far, or you need to stop, just... say....
*BWWAAAHHHHHHHH*
2020-12-01 14:40:49 +0000 UTC View PostCommission - Wholesome, Loving, GFE Sleepaid
Y'all like sleep?
2020-11-24 16:14:57 +0000 UTC View PostMy First Soundpack!
I got a request to start posting everything I make on here so folks don't have to follow my twitter, so here's the first update!
Since my computer is bust, I'm stealing my housemate's while she's at work for minimal recording and editing in audacity. I made a sound pack starter k...
2020-11-24 12:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody Commissioned Me To Chat Shit And Eat A Popsicle
Have some really boring and probably terrible ASMR of me talking about a couple things in my life including my first time, holidays, tv, and the pressure of productivity in our mortality.
This asmr includes whispering, mouth sounds, drinking and popsicle eating.
2020-11-18 11:41:38 +0000 UTC View Post'Hey Ivy, Can We Get Some Supporting Vocals?'
me: ya sure of course!!!
-later, recording-
me: Okay. Don't belt it. It's SUPPORTING. Be gentle. You're there for the harmony.
my trashy metal voice: BELT
me: no, please be soft.
voice: YOU'LL TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU BITCH
Ramblefap: October and November
Fellas, lemme tell you this was an adventure. I'm sorry for being so late with October's, it was a really crazy month for me and I literally didn't have time to myself for the entire 31 days.
Enjoy this extra long ramblefap where I fuck myself in a bathtub to avoid a mess, make a mess, then...
2020-11-09 17:59:48 +0000 UTC View PostThis Is Also Why I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It was actually that stupid.
2020-10-26 16:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhy I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It really isn't that funny.
2020-10-26 16:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post