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[Request] The Gotham Siren Fart Contest

After a successful heist, Harley's celebratory chili leads to the Gotham Sirens taking part in a destructive fart contest...

            Giant cartoon bags of money filled the living room of the Gotham Sirens’ shared apa...

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The Cheer Squad Gets Food Poisoning, Part 1

The cheer squad is struck with a horrific case of food poisoning. Can they make it to the restroom in time?

           Jasmine ran as fast as she could through the crowded hallways. She dodged and ducked her way through the other students, one h...

[Comm] Faye and Hope's SPH Life Drawing Class

            “And she said, ‘Oh Faye, I love it!’ and I had completely forgotten I was dark,” Faye said, motioning to her dark, dyed hair.

            Across the table, Hope,...

The Unlucky Bathroom Attendant

Johnathan gets a new job as a bathroom attendant, but he's surprised to learn he will be working in the women's restroom, and the women there are anything but lady-like...

                "We're so glad you applied t...

Tammie Cat in "Please Be Quiet"

Inspired by the Tom & Jerry short "Quiet Please." Features slapstick, butt-focused fetish hijinks and anthro characters

Rex the rottweiler laid his blanket down on the carpet. It was too small for him and was tattered and old, but it was his blanket. Yawning and smiling, he curle...

The Soccer Girls' Sewage Shower Prank

The college girls' soccer team heads to the showers, but what they don't know is the water and sewage lines have been switched and their Gatorade was laced with powerful laxatives...

                "All right...

[Comm] The Wedding Ballbusting

            The wedding was winding down. Three men lounged around the bar, getting drunker by the second. They laughed to themselves, their voices carrying across the ballroom. A shot glass fell out of one of the men’s hands and onto the f...

[Comm] Kat's Panty-less Park Disaster

            “Nonononono….” Kat panicked.

            She held a throw pillow to her naked crotch with one hand. With the other, she frantically dug through her closet, tossing...

Week of Bullying: Thursday

Part 4 of a 5-Part story 

You and Shauna get your revenge on Megan by stealing her clothes, leaving her bottomless for the rest of the school day, and the perfect target for many incredibly humiliating experiences...

          &nb...

Week of Bullying: Wednesday

Part 3 of a 5-part series

You come up with what you think is a genius plan to avoid getting wedgies from Megan, but your plan may not be as fool proof as you assumed...

                You walk normally do...

Community Request Poll (March 2025)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Week of Bullying: Tuesday

Part 2 of a 5-part series

            The principal arched an eyebrow.

            “Megan did what to your balls?” she said too loudly.

   ...

Community Request Story 11 (March 2025)

This week, I'll be working on Hot Crossed Buns (the slapstick story that won the last poll) and a bunch of commissions. Thanks to everyone who commissioned! We'll also be deciding the eleventh community requested story soon!

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they ...

Introducing Wednesday Rewind!

Introducing Wednesday Rewind where I upload old stories that weren't on here before. A lot of you will recognize these stories from DeviantArt, but they've been taken down from there and will be Patreon-exclusive from now on. Some of the stories will be new, rewritten versions.

Week of Bullying: Monday

Part 1 of a 5-part series

You see Megan, your bully, stride confidently toward you from the other end of the cafeteria and your heart sinks. She rolls up her sleeves, revealing her long toned arms, a massive grin on her face. She has long stringy blond hair that hangs down to her waist. Her...

Camp Piss Prank, Epilogue

            “This is all your fault, Sandra” Chelsea grumbled.

            Sandra couldn’t hear her from the front of the line. She was too busy squirming, her hands...

Update and Poll 02/26/25

The Hololive story has been posted. On Friday I'll post the epilogue for the Camp Piss Prank where the girls have to deal with the consequences of their prank backfiring. Mainly, having the share one restroom while all their bladders are bursting at once.

That means that it's time to start...

Fubzilla vs. Pigeotaurus, the X-rated Version

A porn parody of this Hololive anime short. In this version, Choco-sensei, the overenthusiastic nurse demon, provides pelvic exams to the rampaging kaiju instead of dental exams.

    &nb...

Commissions Open!

I've a launched new tiers on Patreon for people to directly commission stories without having to go through the pitch and voting request process. In addition to commissions, you'll get access to over 20 exclusive stories and most of the lower tier perks. If you do not want to increase your tier f...

[Request] Public Restrooms No More!

2 months ago…

            When Rex Roulette, supervillain, businessman, and mayor of New York, stepped into his office building, his lip immediately began to curl in disgust. A foul, sewage stench drifted into his nostrils.

Update 2/5/25 (New Tiers!)

Just about finished work on the requested story and the Hololive story. Those should be going up soon. I've also launched new tiers for people to directly commission stories without having to go through the pitch and voting process.

If you want to commission a story, send me a DM. If you u...

Tier Question

If I made a $30 patreon tier and started offering commissions - no request posts, no polls, you just tell me what you want and I write it - who would be interested?