Folks! It's another week and another themed episode and, you guessed it, it's piss. We talk about golden showers, whether urine is actually sterile, and MORE! And then we find some pee toys on a golden bargain humpers.
RFTB LIVE SHOW! Saturday, January 20th at The Hideout in sunn...
2023-12-17 03:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou're under arrest! For not being cuddled up with a sexy honey next to the fireplace 😎 What's up gang it's the cuffing season episode. Is it a thing? Have we been cuffed before? Why am I not cuddled up with a sexy honey rn?? So there's reddit questions and wikihow and then TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ...
2023-12-11 00:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostIt's late but it's pretty great! We had a theme planned but Dono is running on no sleep and gets distracted by Wikihow. And then Reddit sext advice. Sweet jesus.
Thank you for your support folks and for helping us break $400 I was stressed tf out when we recorded but that has bee...
2023-12-07 02:41:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, due to Audrey illness and Dono travel we've gotta wait til tomorrow to do the bonus. Maybe it will be two separate ones maybe it will be a turbocharged double wide episode. Keep your eyes peeled! Love yall
2023-12-03 19:19:29 +0000 UTC View PostHappy thanko gang, I'm so tired and about to drive back to Chicago so short description. We talk our thanksgivings, answer family holiday reddit questions, talk about that Robert Pattinson surprise 9/11 movie, and then play a round of Spud Or Dud with buzzfeeds top thankgiving tweets.
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Audrey's havin a rough one and is sick, Dono has some weird jaw pain and a stressful week, but we're powering through! So no topic this week it's a Classic Episodeâ„¢ with reddit questions and bargain humpers. Although Dono talks about intersex stuff that's a topic. So there kind of is a topic. A...
2023-11-20 21:08:53 +0000 UTC View PostFolks! It's hotel Dono round two and travel is topical bc our topic this week is long distance relationships! And we've got our good friend Mo @bongineer with us to discuss. We all share our experiences with LDRs, answer some reddit questions on the topic, and read on article about tips for a suc...
2023-11-10 18:23:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's up gang, no main ep this week and we get into WHY! Spoiler - it's bad brain season. And so what better theme this week than mental health struggles and dating while ya deal with em. We talk about seasonal depression, our own diagnoses, our earliest experiences with depression, and relation...
2023-11-06 05:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I realized the pinned post in here is the old stickers - we have these new ones from patron and awesome artist Shafer Brown! Dm us on here and we'll send ya one :)
2023-10-30 17:46:12 +0000 UTC View PostFolks! It's spooky week and we've got a fitting topic, it's Monster Kink time! And who better to join us than returning favorite Ash from Horror Vanguard podcast. We talk what monster love is, play a round of monster kink bingo, find some delightful erotica stories, BookTok monster author drama, ...
2023-10-30 16:58:43 +0000 UTC View PostAudrey here! Shit gets really wacky when Donovan and I stumble into Steve Harvey hell. I apologize for the quality and frequency of the drops in the final 3rd of this program.
A white lady makes some wild assumptions about people from India | Steve Harvey: Act like a Lady, Think like a Man...
This episode has a lot of themed sections, I don't know how else to describe it. But MY favorite is our trip down memory lane to high school dances and the heinous "teen clubs" in Cinci when we were growin up. And we've got our friend Josh from The Worst Of All Possible Worlds with us so it's a d...
2023-10-16 04:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostFOLKS! We recorded this after I did quorators, quorators PLUS, and our main episode! In da big apple! So we're a lil delirious in here but I think that made for a pretty good episode. Audrey's got RPG maker and has conceived of a Dono RPG. And also there's reddit questions.
Thank...
2023-10-07 06:20:11 +0000 UTC View PostYooooo It's ya girl Audrey posting the Patreon episode because Donovan is out of town and busy and forgot. Sorry it's late, but it's a banger!
Donovan had a panic attack but leveled out, Audrey had a day off work and spent it drinking 45 cups of coffee, smoking 5000 cigarettes an...
2023-10-02 12:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if you were an eepy lil guy but you wanted to record an episode? This is what would happen. Dono is in bed and it's supposed to be a lighthearted romp thru dreamland until the final question gets realll dark. But we salvage it and we've got the lovely Korla with us to help!
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2023-09-24 18:36:19 +0000 UTC View PostOmg we're in the flesh realm together? That's right this week Dono is in Ohio and we're recording with out good friend Dylan in the same mf room! I don't believe it! We talk Audrey car trouble, Dylan oyster flavor trouble and more before hitting some bizarre Reddit questions and a trip to the bar...
2023-09-15 21:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's another classic late night episode, it's riff city folks what if grocery store was pizza hut? What's reddit up to? What's the deal with companion AIs getting nsfw features removed? Who tf was Chevy Chase??
Thanks for your support, we love yall! Hop in the Discord with us her...
2023-09-09 19:40:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's up gang this week we're subjecting Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to the worst questions from /r/sex it's a HOOT! We also talk Canada and take a deranged buzzfeed quiz where Audrey becomes a witch.
Thanks again to Stefan for joining us, follow him on B...
2023-09-04 01:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a mosquito attempts to kill Dono and then another one shows up in Audrey's room what the fuck is going on? We talk about Armored Core and Audrey's car troubles and what if we got her a mech. And then it's reddit questions and then a horrifying tongue attachment for sex feat. erotica sect...
2023-08-28 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard the good news? We're so thrilled. We discuss dating app Like Economies, enshittification, and then you know what is it's reddit time! And all the other shenanigans you know and love.
And speaking of love we love you thanks for your support. And we'd love to hear fr...
2023-08-21 05:28:47 +0000 UTC View PostFolks Audrey was down for the count with the sickness this week :( prayers up for her feeling better, so it's just Dono on this one with special guest/substitute Audrey - John Cullen from Blocked Party!
We talk about John's upcoming move, long distance relationship experiences in...
2023-08-13 23:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostOk listen tech is in the news and Dono's been watching old WW2 propaganda films so we talk a bunch about how it sucks how capitalism does the worst possible things with it all. And then we run long cause we get on the actual topic of the program with reddit questions and the future of sex.
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2023-08-07 00:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostFoooollllkkkkssss sorry for the delay but we've got Haus of Decline back with us and so you know it's a good one! We talk more slingshot with Alex, how to weaponize ticks and bed bugs, and our classic question what's your personal hell? Then it's questions and then on a particularly strange Barga...
2023-07-31 01:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe sun is hot, the beach is packed and we're back once again with a (late) bonus episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! Donovan has a slingshot! Audrey's in a great mood! Justin is here!
On this episode, we approach a goofy sex test gone wrong, orgasm asymmetry, text anxiety (ok but in...
2023-07-24 06:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostRFTB nights over here! This was an impromptu late nighter and our energy is on point. We get goofy, we riff, and we also get one of the first Reddit questions we've had where we genuinely like both people involved. A sudden turn for the sincere. Also Dono has the worst beverage of all time.
Folks! We've got Andrew Hilary back with us who is bleeding from the lip immediately bc his new baby cat he adopted smacked him in the face! And we've got moving updates, we're talking how theres too many Twitters, fourth of july, and then reddit questions. And then we find a goatse style fuck to...
2023-07-09 16:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe year is 2100. RFTB mp3s are worth more than gold. Who will be the shamans who wander the wastes with our sacred knowledge. About Mario/Luigi erotica.
What's up gang genuinely this smoke has been fucking me up, I'm taking a break from packing up the shared apartment to post th...
2023-07-01 02:14:38 +0000 UTC View PostNews update at the top, we had to talk about the submarine right? The relationship between man and the sea? That's a relationship! Also Dono is moving and getting a scooter, Audrey's dealin with a rough day, and we're answering reddit questions. We boppin.
Thanks for your support...
2023-06-24 22:39:03 +0000 UTC View PostFolks! Merritt returns behind the paywall, Dono is congested as hell and back from Montreal, Audrey quit the clock job and we're riffin on it all. Welcome back to the show.
Where is the line between intense love and co-dependence? It's Embrace Debate. And then reddit questions. 2023-06-18 01:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Folks sorry we're late this week Dono is out of town and falling apart. We stay the course as best we can and knocked this out in the hotel with no video - Dono is fascinated by the name of the quebec version of circle K and accidentally a cig while drunk and that's not ideal. Audrey goes to the ...
2023-06-12 06:20:50 +0000 UTC View Post