Heey...
Has anyone else ever had a few drinks and decided to impulse-buy sexy online sex-shop things you might probably maybe never use? 😂
🙈Yeah that was probably just me…
But thanks for letting me try out these late night purchases on you 🤣
Love,
💜🧔...
2022-02-25 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Heey -
I hope you enjoy this video, and wanna spend a little time snuggling before falling asleep tonight.
This video has some page-turning, candle sounds, a little dumb pillow-talk, gentle breathing, a bit of chest and side-on nudity, yawns, a soft heartbeat, bedsheet rustles, and a ...
2022-02-22 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Heey - I’m having a hot date with myself at the supermarket. Meet you at the checkout?
Have a great day…
Smooches,
💘🧔🏻Matthew
[M4F] Stupid Cupid [Strangers to Lovers] [Meet cute] [Dumb jokes] [Tears] [Sofa sex] [Immersive Sound] [Romantic] [Story-driven] [Pass...
2022-02-14 18:53:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Heey...
Tonight, Bad Sex Therapist might have arranged for you to have your first experience as a camgirl. He might also have gotten a little carried away with the very dirty talk and fantasy of you pleasuring multiple men, so much so that he was a little flustered at the end. 😅
Th...
2022-02-11 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just me and the mics, getting a bit quirky 😁... before 😫💦💦💦
If you’re wondering what I'm talking about with the 🤜🏼hand thing, I made a little...
2022-02-08 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey...
Happy Friday! This starts out with some relaxing ASMR and personal attention, builds to a very sexy climax, then relaxes you again with some aftercare chatter and hair-brushing.
Love,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
[Erotic ASMR] [Tidying you up] [Immersive 3D sound] [Ben...
2022-02-04 20:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey!!
As a great man once said: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I really hope you enjoy exploring Wellington with me!
Love,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
Heey...
😉I might need help getting some pics taken, and I see you're a pretty good photographer...
Happy Friday!
💜🧔🏻Matthew
[Friends to lovers] [CFNM] [I learned a new acronym] [Directing me] [Photographing me] [Posing me] [Touching me] [Teasing me] [Torturing ...
2022-01-28 20:56:50 +0000 UTC View Post
😫I was way overdue some me-time, so here we go... I literally just recorded this. Please come and join me! 😉😘
[JOI Instructions] [Cleaning the bean] [Diddling Miss Daisy] [Ménage à moi] [Checking the undercarriage] [SI] [Schlicking instructions] [Mutual masturbation] s...
2022-01-25 21:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Heey... Happy National Hugging Day…
🤗😏🤗😉🤗😌
Did you know this is a thing? 😃
Well just in time - this audio is about comforting you through a time of depression, or at least giving you a bit of relief by being wrestly and physical and sexy with you. 2022-01-21 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I took a short break from raunchy to do something kinda silly and fun - just paying homage to some classic art.
💜🧔🏻Matthew
2022-01-18 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey -
I hope you enjoy this latest modernised fable retelling!
Just be warned though - it's no Disney remake. 😅
While it has my usual playfulness and implied consent, I'm aware it could be triggering for anyone who has really experienced a home invasion, att...
2022-01-14 20:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Heey -
This is just me in bed, but doing something I’ve never talked to anyone about before, so I’m curious to see if anyone else does the same thing sometimes?
If you wanna skip to the sexiest bit I think it's at about 23:00 mins 😌
Hope you're having a great start to the...
2022-01-11 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey...
Do you think I can be a total manwhore for the first time without feeling like a total manwhore, and you can be a paying customer for the first time without actually feeling like a paying customer?
We might take some persuading, but ummm, yeah... it'll be really worth it. 🥵<...
2022-01-07 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a little meta ramble and self-touching - talking about our sexy-world and fantasies and what it means to me and how I like to imagine you...
Smooches,
Matthew
⚡️🗼⚡️
2022-01-04 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
⛸Come away with friends to the frozen lake for the weekend for 🎆New Year celebrations, and let me warm you up by the fire… 😉🔥
Whether you'll be home asleep or out celebrating, have a lovely night!
Smooches,
💜🧔🏻
Matthew
2021-12-30 20:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This compilation audio is purely loud dirty talk and orgasms taken from the audios Host Daddy 4, Big Cock Ex, Taking Care of You, Bad Fertility Doc, Making a Sex Tape.
I hope it’s useful to... um... finish you off 😉 when you need it!
Love,
Matt
2021-12-28 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This compilation audio is purely soft-spoken and quiet sounds. It features highlights taken from the audios Host Daddy Drive, Little Lights in the Dark, Relaxing You, Tantric Sex, Shaving Your Legs, and Affirmations…
I hope it’s a useful 😴relaxation or sleep aid!
... 2021-12-28 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
❄️🔔🎄🔔❄️Hey! It's already Christmas day already in New Zealand and I'm about to get busy hosting another gathering, but I'm also feeling incredibly grateful and wanted to send you a big thank-you!
Thanks also to those who have been voluntarily increasing their mon...
2021-12-24 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember your hot ex? Well, thanks to social media you’re catching up again, and reliving some of the bad old days…😈
I very much enjoyed letting out a bit of my arrogant dom side and dishing out a bit of rough dirty talk… 😂
Much love and naughtiness
💜 🧔...
2021-12-16 21:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! This is a companion piece for last week's Popsicle slurpin' - hope you enjoy all my tongue exercising... 😛
Some tags: [Body Kissing] [3D sound] [Breast kissing] [Cunnilingus] [Virtual SFX] [Labia teasing] [Tongue in vagina] [Immersive sound] [Clit licking] [Urethra tease] [Cum on my...
2021-12-14 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey - this is a simple ramble...
Just me and my hand imagining you and your mouth... 😮
and a happy ending for both of us, thanks to your fingers...
Your turn next week, promise!
💜🧔🏻
Smooches,
Matthew
[M4F] How to Give Me the Best O...
2021-12-10 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a real labour of love - the most intense piece of ASMR description I've ever written... and it got published in NZ literary journal Takahē here!)
I really ...
2021-12-07 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey,
I hope you enjoy this! It's a long, fun - and kinda kinky - ride, I promise!
[Examining you] [Legs in stirrups] [3D Sound] [Restrained] [Medical environment] [Heavy SFX] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Binaural] so [Impregnates you] [Creampie] [Mentions of urethr...
2021-12-03 21:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
As I was making this ramble, I became aware that not all of my fantasies are coherent - sometimes they jump all over the place and follow the path of whatever’s running through my mind at the time… 😜
I don’t know if yours are like that too sometimes, but hopefully this is enjoyable...
2021-11-30 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey!
🎊Happy Thanksgiving 🎊 to those who are celebrating it!
😁And to everyone else, happy nearly-the-end-of-the-week...
Tonight I’m staying over with you and your extended family for Thanksgiving, posing as your boyfriend so they won’t get on you...
2021-11-25 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? 🧣🐺
This Throwback Thursday is in anticipation of a new modernised fairytale coming tomorrow!
And remember there is also 🛌Sleeping Beauty, 🦹🏻♂️Robin Hood, 🧜🏾♀️The Little Mermaid -
This modernised retelli...
2021-11-19 20:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey -
I hope you enjoy this affirmation sleep-aid. It gets quieter as it goes, so if you want something soft-spoken or whispered to relax to, or fall asleep to, there won't be any surprises..
Thanks again to everyone who contributed to the Inside the Turret folders last week - I...
2021-11-16 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey -
This is an ASMR role-play for when you’ve had a shit couple of weeks, the emotions are running high, and you need to be over-the-top pampered and then absolutely monstered 😉
An ASMR/Sleep-aid only version is here: 2021-11-12 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
If you like unwinding in the bath, maybe you could take me with you? Or if your place doesn’t have a bath, I hope the sound effects will be literally immersive enough to take you there anyway... 😉 🛁
Love and spanks,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
2021-11-05 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post