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B5 Chapter 92: Disrupting the Curse

(My effort to control the chapters to a comfy 2k, absolutely fails. Oh well, more chap to read. Anyway, hopefully Moogs stays alive through tomorrow. We'll see, natural calamities really love him smh.)

After explaining my plan I was met with a lot of uncomfortable looks. I scanned th...

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B5 Chapter 91: Copies and Curses

A wave of sinister energy shot forward. The red tide moved like lightning, shooting from box to box. Each snap sounded off like cannon fire, binding the stone and revealing the dozens of enchantments hidden underneath.

When it reached our box the floating container jerked with an abrupt hol...

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B5 Chapter 90: Auction and A Show

(Sorry ran a little late. I lost some of thiis chapter and had to redo it. Wasn't my best work but hope it's entertaining enough! And boy shit's about to start. Any theories? :P To make up for it, the chaps 3k. Enjoy!)

(Moogs still dead. Maybe he lives in a tornado now, like if Dorothy just...

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B5 Chapter 89: An Understanding

(Moogs still dead but I think I did okay. So anyway, enjoy!)

I settled back, waiting for the questions to come, but they never did. The king made an amused expression and pulled the cork off a bottle before slowly pouring it into a crystal cup formed from his skill.

“Shouldn’t you...

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B5 Chapter 88: Curiosity

Time passed and I loaded another plate with what seemed to be an endless buffet. Whenever I went back for more, food kept piling on the table as if the ravenous horde of adventurers hadn’t scavenged it dry. If it wasn’t for the different dishes and the very real flavor on my tongue, I’d hav...

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B5 Chapter 87: A Conversation

(It's ssomewhat edited, I know. I'll fix it come Sunday. Moogs is going through some serious shit thanks to Mother Nature so wish him luck and warmth if you're on the discord. Hopefully things look up soon. Enjoy the weekend folks, see yah next week!)

(P.S. YES I KNOW THE KING'S SPELLING IS...

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B5 Chapter 86: Wandering Eyes

(Waiting on Moogs to finish the barrel of breadsticks. We'll see if he lives.)

Teddy and Igas stepped into our corner of the maze following Eodyne. The oni stopped upon seeing Isaac trapped in a crystal cube. 

“What did he do this time?”

“Unlawful imprisonment,...

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B5 Chapter 85: Parting Gift, Sloshing Drinks

(I got my internet back somewhere around 8pm -- Also the fcking apartmtent complex is repainting the exterior of the building so they are forcing our windows closed and covering them in plastic. A 56 degrees made my apartment feel like I sauna and I actively sought death. And before y'all giv...

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B5 Chapter 84: Explosive Entrance

 Surprisingly, there was a distinct lack of screaming around us. With that said, screams existed. They filled the air below us in rising shrieks. It would have been terrifying, anxiety inducing, except Broken Tower and friends were more than used to the insanity of Teddy’s parents.  View Post

B5 Chapter 83: Auction Night

I adjusted my collar in the mirror, shifting the leather strings of my hood to align with the graphic on the sleeve. Noira continued to deliver high-class work. Embedded into the stitch, the shifting scale pattern glistened a metallic red before transitioning into dark emerald as I turned. Simila...

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B5 Chapter 82: Closing Doors

(Late af Chap. But hey it's 3.2k so more to read. Moogs came in clutch! See you Friday!)

Teddy’s mana retracted, the golden film dimming to a faint ember that hovered near the center of his chest. He opened his eyes and stretched before taking a stand.

“I never expected to ...

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B5 Chapter 81: Loots and Letters

(Moogs is asleep. Ignore the grammar issues :P Maybe he'll revive in a good mood.)

Walter neatly folded the edges of the thick sheet over the floor and bowed before leaving. While he left, Teddy walked in.

“Walter says you needed me?”

I tossed him the letter from the king an...

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B5 Chapter 80: A Day Off

(Oh fun, Patreon is forcing everything into bold and removing italics again. Yaaaaaaaay -_-)

Zharia flew above, circling through the sea of tree branches before finally veering downward toward the forest floor. The monkey-like creature shrieked in response and activated mana. Wind ex...

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B5 Chapter 79: Answers and Cookies

(There had to be some payoff to all this :). Any theories as to how Cal will react to Cyrus' crazy?)

As I arrived at the gate, I raised my fist to activate the rune embedded into the metal but stopped. 

“How long have you been stalking me?” I asked, turning to look at ...

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B5 Chapter 78: Wrath

(So some author talk here, behind the scenes a.k.a. my headspace. I almost skipped this fight. Like I was ready to just have slow chunks revealed through the next chap and following but that felt unsatisfying when I thought about it. I still feel weird about this chap but I think I conveyed what ...

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B5 Chapter 77: Inner Demons

Now that I was returned to the present, the distinct taste of blood faded from my tongue. I sat for a few minutes, replaying the scene in my head before Galarion sent a gentle probe. The smell of lemonade and the taste of chocolate made for an interesting sensation to experience through the thoug...

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B5 Chapter 76: Reflection

Alex’s chest rose faintly as she slept by my side. Her hair spilled over her face, looking rough and disheveled but she still managed to look cute as she snored. More than an hour had passed, but if the rough bartender cared about her break lasting longer than she said, he would have sh...

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B5 Chapter 75: We All Have Our Vices

(Rough and unedited. Will fix that tmr when Moogs gets to it. If he's still sick I'll get to it anyway. But I wanted a chap up, and I was happy that I managed to get this. I'm off to take a nice, long nap. Enjoy the weekend folks!) (P.S.S. Been awhile since we had a slightly spicy chap. I did pro...

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B5 Chapter 74: What Now?

(Sorry for the late post. Spent most of yesterday throwing up and passing in and out of sleep. Alive now, possibly temporarily but meh. anyways, enjoy.)

The body fell away, the two halves coming to rest by my feet. Blood pooled, and a few organs slithered out of the bone prison that used to...

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B5 Chapter 73: Vell: Mind Scavenger 2

Sorry for the late af chapter. Been bedridden all week and sick as fuck (not in the fun way). Also this is the end of the alternative povs for Vell. I broke my own rule but I didn't think I'd write as much as I did when I started writing these 2 chaps so eh. Hope you enjoy it, and I hope you enjo...

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B5 Chapter 72: Vell: Mind Scavenger I

(So this will be in two parts, but things might get a lil weird format wise in part 2, but ohwell. Sorry for the late chap, I hope you enjoy this one and see you guys Friday :) )

Vel collapsed again the smooth floor, letting the mental avatar fall away as the mana skin shattered. H...

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B5 Chapter 71: Answers

I blinked through heavy lids. The ground. Black glass? After shifting, a pair of legs came into view. Legs… My eyes trailed upward. Thin chest, covered. Neck wrapping, fur? Round eyes with amber light from within.

They were pretty.

Amber… Why is that familiar? 

Below...

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B5 Chapter 70: Click

The conversation with Myol had been… Weird. I expected gruff, snark, a little concern but only a little.

Coward. 

I waited, dragging my feet as the pain would enter my chest or the headache to come crawling back inch by inch. It didn’t.

I snorted and cracked my neck, re...

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B5 Chapter 69: A Word of Advice

(This chapter had more to it, but I cut it because it felt weird while rereading it. I think I'm fine with what it is for now. And apologies for the raw state the chap is in. It's completely unedited but I have a mini emergency to take care of and TGW's editor-Moogs is currently experiencing natu...

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B5 Chapter 68: Time to Go

The arena went silent, the crowd having taken a collective breath. Those who spoke, did so in whispers to their neighbors. Unlike them, my senses spread far enough to see inside the barrier. While I couldn’t see through the purple mist, I could sense two signatures inside.

One dwindled, b...

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B5 Chapter 67: Poison vs Fist

“Huh,” I mumbled.

Sereza deflated. “How is he more popular than me? Or Zog, or you?”

“Hmmm. People do love the underdog,” Igas mused. “Easy to route for the little guy who isn’t dominating his fights.”

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B5 Chapter 66: The Semifinalists Are...

The first part of the match went as expected–normal to the point of being boring. The beastkin and the swordsman paired up while the strange rogue and the spear-wielder moved to one side.

The beastkin’s fighting style led with nimble footwork and a mean left jab. Each punch probably wo...

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B5 Chapter 65: Back to It

As we settled into the couches, I brought out snacks as usual and propped my feet on the table. Sereza took to my right while the others slowly filled in around us. My chest ached near my sternum but I shook it off and grabbed one of the drinks. 

“Looks like you were right. Two days ...

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B5 Chapter 64: Interlude (A Job For You)

The house to the left slammed its door shut followed by the locking of several deadbolts. By the fifth clunk the neighborhood had become all but silent save for the angry barking of some mutt.

“I guess it’s time for dinner,” Vell sighed.

With a lazy stretch, he s...

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B5 Chapter 63: I'm Trying to Relax

(Moog's is alive and a saint.Anyway, had a bit of an author crises today but I think I've mostly worked through it. Small mercies. Hope your Friday was decent and the weekend is even better. Enjoy the chap!)

I sat down on the opposing chair and leaned back, welcoming the sun as it reached ...

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