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[M4F] APEX's Upgrades (Part 3)(NSFW)

Part 3 of APEX's upgrades.

[M4F] APEX's Upgrades (Part 2)(NSFW)

Part 2 of APEX's upgrades.

It had a lot more buildup than I remember when I wrote it, but, well, part 3 will make up for that, don't you worry.

[M4F] APEX's Upgrades (Part 1)(SFW)

You asked, I asked, everyone asked: more Space Boyz. So, here we are.

For some reason, the strange trio has kept you alive and onboard, but stuffed you into the storage room to keep you out of the way while they go about... well, whatever it is they do. But, you won't just sit th...

New(additional) YouTube Channel

Okay, okay, okay, I know 😫 this post isn't about the new Space Boyz audio. It's still coming, I promise. October has been hella busy for me, and I haven't been prepared for it. But, I am still working on it!

But! This is Space Boyz related.

I've made a new You...

[M4A] The Tell-Tale Heart & Update (SFW)

Heyo everyone! 

Awww snap, I've been a lil quiet for a bit, haven't I? 

Life has been way too busy recently, as a normal result to me being busy and overworking myself, I'm coming down with a cold again. Maybe some day I will learn, but it sure isn't today.

...

Looking for Artists (Paid)! (Update)

I rememebered what I forgot!

There's a much more long-winded explanation here, but basically, I'm looking to commission 1 new artist every week to make a series of shitty comic strips for me, for an audio idea people in the Discord helped me think of, for Youtube and Tik Tok. 

2021-10-05 22:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post

The (somewhat) usual update!

What's that sound? Can you hear it? That little, rattling, clickity-clack? Almost like bones clattering together? Or a xylophone being played with tremendous passion and excess violence? 

If you can't yet, you better. Because it's Spooky Month! 

And in leu of spoo...

[M4F] Double Trouble (commission)

Another audio? So soon? Oh, but of course.

This is another commission I received, but that doesn't make it any less fun. In fact, I had so much fun with it myself, that I expanded on and wrote a lot of it myself.... oops. 

It might not be everyone's cup of tea, but if a FFM thre...

1 Year on Patreon AMA: Answers

Hey there everyone!

Thank you all so much for all the questions! I had a ton of fun answering them, and reading them all was a blast as always.

I got somewhere around 60+ questions in total, and I tried to answer them all, but this means.... the result is like 2 hours and 15 minutes l...

Ask Me Anything: 1 Year on Patreon

Hey everyone!

Boy, time sure flies, huh? It has somehow been a whole-ass year since I have joined Patreon, and suddenly there are a lot more than just three of you.

It has been quite a while since I last did an AMA (ask me anything) post on Reddit, and it seems like quite the regular/...

[M4F] The Crow's Nest Tavern (Fade's Story)(NSFW)

So, I know I'm posting this a little later than I was hoping, and oh man, I was so prepared to write a big ass post like "Oh god, I'm sorry it's late, there's no artwork cause my usual artist got too busy with life, there's no special effects, I've been swamped, and it's just terrible (insert cry...

Poll Results, Free OnlyFans, and Updates

Gooooooooooooood Mooooorning Patrons!

Sometimes it just feels extra boujee (or maybe extra extra?) to say that I have patrons. It sounds like such a renaissance age thing to say. Anyway, I love you all, and your support means a lot to me, as always. 

So, while I am stuck here at ...

Minecraft Server

Hey everyone! 

I'll get around to the other points in the poll probably later today, or this weekend or something. But for the time being, play some Minecraft with me? A lot of you guys said you'd be interested in a Patreon-server, so I made one!

Please note: the serve...

[M4A] The Raven (SFW)

Hey everyone!

One of my friends suggested I try my hand at recording The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe, and for some reason, I really, really liked the idea.
Maybe with spooky season impending on us all, or because it has been way too long since I've read the piece of art, who knows. But I...

Patreon Update + Polls, and Next Audio Update

Hey everyone! 

I imagine that this will be something of a long post, but also somewhat of an important one, as the results of the polls at the end could potentially re-shape/structure a bit of my Patreon.
Do I write too much? Do you read all of it? Why? Oh well.

Fi...

[M4F] Alternate Script: Attacked and Taken by Vikings

Hey all!

I had said that this audio was highly experimental, but that includes even in the way in which it was written. I didn't start writing this, knowing it would be an audio. Instead, I simply just wrote the start of a story, and realized that it could be an audio - and a pretty good on...

[M4F] Script: Attacked and Taken by Vikings

<Cara> Hey! Are you there? Hello?

[sorry]

Are you sorry? You know, at this point, I should tell the fishermen that I’ve lost a friend at sea, with how much you’ve been staring at it this past week. What, you don’t think they’re really coming, do you?

[you mean the ...

[M4F] Attacked and Taken by Vikings (Part 3)(NSFW)

Music by Khachuchrian:

-Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/khachuchrian

-Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/khachuchrian-...

[M4F] Attacked and Taken by Vikings (Part 2)(SFW)

Music by Khachuchrian:

-Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/khachuchrian

-Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/khachuchrian-...

[M4A] Attacked and Taken by Vikings (Part1)(SFW)

[M4F] Attacked and Taken by Vikings

The audio is attached below to this post.

At long last.

Please, please, please let me know what you think about this one! Between the music, additional actor, sound effects, and especially narration style at the beginning, this audio is very experimental, and I think unlike...

New Audio Poll + Update

Hey everyone! 

Before anyone freaks out: no, the newest audio hasn't come out yet, you didn't miss it. 

I'm sorry for the delay as well. The composer that is working on the piece (did I mention this? Does it spoil anything?) for it works a full time job...

Audio Comprehensive/Master-List & Update

Hey everyone! 

The next audio is coming along; it's been fully recorded, and now I'm on to the tedious task of editing it all and putting the whole thing together. I might be done by the end of the upcoming weekend, but I'm also waiting for the music to be done too, so it co...

[M4F] Looking at You on My Phone (ramblefap)

Here's the other audio that I meant to post here, which I forgot! Sorry! This one isn't a full audio or anything, but another improv-ramblefap made in one of my lazy mornings.

Here's a Reddit link where you can listen to it: 2021-07-13 11:46:58 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Steal The Spotlight (commission)

Here is another audio that one of you guys commissioned me to write and voice - my apologies for posting it here so late. I'm going to try to be better about posting free audios to Patreon first, and then elsewhere, since you guys deserve my love and attention more.

Anyway - do you need a ...

Audio Update

Hey all,

I have 2 quick(?) updates for you all on my audios! As well as 2 audios that I've made and completely forgot to post about here, which I will soon in separate posts (probably tomorrow).

1: I'm very sorry and I've deceived you. The next audio isn't gunna be Fade's story, despi...

[M4F] Script: The Prince's New Pet

Scene start: listener is walking down hallway quickly, trying to wipe food off on apron, to hide the fact that she was just feeding the dogs.

*Two other serving/servant girls are walking down the hallway, whispering to each other, jealous over the new girl*

<1> God, I can never ...

Next Audio: free tier

Hey everyone! I know I just released the most recent audio, but there's a chance I'll have the whole week of the 5th off of work, and so I wanna get the poll done before then, to see if I really could crank out an audio in one week if I didn't have my day job to worry about.

Anyw...

[M4F] The Prince's New Pet

You've recently been hired on as the new house-maid, specifically to tend to the prince's quarters. You haven't seen him yet, but after getting side-tracked petting the castle dogs, you hear two voices approaching, complaining about something...

A special thanks to Miaboo (2021-06-25 02:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] The Prince's New Pet (Part 3)(NSFW)

You've recently been hired on as the new house-maid, specifically to tend to the prince's quarters. You haven't seen him yet, but after getting side-tracked petting the castle dogs, you hear two voices approaching, complaining about something...

This is part 3 of a series. You can find part...