I've been working on optimizing load times for the past two weeks, and I've come to an impasse.
The issue is the images for the stuffing levels. They account for 80% of the game's file size. And if things keep going has they have been, ETD will be 400MB by the time ...
2020-11-13 19:04:18 +0000 UTC
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2020-11-08 18:01:39 +0000 UTC
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New weight levels for the Illusionist!
I'm still working on optimizing load times, I think this is something I'd like to prioritize for next week.
2020-11-07 18:37:13 +0000 UTC
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Stream tomorrow (11/8) for all patrons at 6:00 PM UTC
2020-11-07 16:09:29 +0000 UTC
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For Halloween, she's the scariest thing she can imagine: an evil knight who makes people diet!
2020-11-03 23:36:19 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the wait, here are the new levels! This update includes:
- 6 new levels
- 5 new enemies, including an enemy who attacks fullness and has no defenses
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2020-11-03 19:09:26 +0000 UTC
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Sorry friends, I've been working like mad trying to get the new level set out this week. But due to increased workload at my day job and some medical issues I've been having taking a turn for the worse, I will not be able to get the update out before the week is over. I'll get it done as soon as ...
2020-10-29 23:36:24 +0000 UTC
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Please vote!
2020-10-23 20:01:57 +0000 UTC
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2020-10-11 16:57:20 +0000 UTC
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I've uploaded a quick fix for a bug that some people were seeing where support-type items did not work. Thank you for your patience!
2020-10-11 01:53:36 +0000 UTC
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Dev stream tomorrow for all patrons at 5pm UTC!
2020-10-10 15:38:47 +0000 UTC
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The Engineer is here! This AOE support class is ready to assist her whole team at once!
This update includes three changes to support abilities in response to the Engineer's un...
2020-10-10 15:07:01 +0000 UTC
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I will begin contacting Legendary Tier Patrons about this month's character designs for upcoming character classes. These designs will be held until their corresponding class is put into the game. There will be a poll with all the character designs, and the winning design will be the...
2020-10-05 19:20:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello, I'd like to revise the rules for class design voting. I want everyone's opinions to be considered fairly, and I hope we can alter the rules for future votes to that end.
Right now, the rule is there will be a final tiebreaker vote if the top options are within 5% of each other. That ...
2020-10-02 15:44:15 +0000 UTC
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Hello friends, I want to announce the final winner for the Engineer class design. But first I want to address how contentious this design poll has been.
While the Clockwork design has the most votes, there are significant and vocal contingents for other designs. Being excited fo...
2020-10-02 15:27:05 +0000 UTC
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Any takers?
2020-09-29 16:58:19 +0000 UTC
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Here's the poll for the final Engineer design! Please vote!

2020-09-23 14:00:15 +0000 UTC
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2020-09-22 13:19:58 +0000 UTC
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I've uploaded a small update to ETD aimed towards reducing the frequency of saves being deleted and overwritten. If everything goes well, this should eliminate the issue almost entirely.
2020-09-16 20:01:15 +0000 UTC
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Please vote! This will be the next class to be added to Eat the Dungeon. I will post a poll with the options for the winning class next week!
2020-09-16 19:58:32 +0000 UTC
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2020-09-13 17:03:02 +0000 UTC
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2020-09-13 14:11:22 +0000 UTC
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There will be a stream available to all patrons on 9/13 at 5:00pm UTC!
2020-09-10 23:47:18 +0000 UTC
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I have fixed the issue everyone was having with the game. The website host did not upload on one of the JS files properly. So I had to re-upload it. I'm sorry I did not catch it, this was an issue with the website host
You may have to delete your browser's cache in order to get the new fix....
2020-09-10 04:21:05 +0000 UTC
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With the Knight's new weight levels, that completes the v0.7 milestone! Next week will be the class poll!
2020-09-10 00:02:14 +0000 UTC
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Please let me know if you are losing your save game progress with the latest update! It's very important to me to preserve save files and I am very very very careful not to break them. If it is happening I want to be able to fix it as soon as possible!
2020-09-04 04:09:51 +0000 UTC
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The Spellblade's final weight set! She attains TRUE ULTIMATE POWER
2020-09-03 20:35:10 +0000 UTC
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She will brave any danger to rescue her prince
2020-08-31 22:37:38 +0000 UTC
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This week was spent on fixing bugs and features!
Patch Notes:
- Added confirmation screen for hero reset
2020-08-27 20:35:18 +0000 UTC
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Please vote!
2020-08-21 13:11:40 +0000 UTC
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