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Crab City Nights

i've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends

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Crab City Infinity+1

most crayfish are psychopaths

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Crab City Infinity

accountants do it in triplicate

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We Keep Going Back To Crab City

you would need some sort of chipolte-based sauce to keep the combination from becoming unstable

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Return Again To Crab City

murder by bullets

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The Phoenix

also there's a bit in there about the meaning of life

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Bird Tools

it's a bird, it's a plane, no wait it is a bird, I was right the first time

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Birdbrains

birds can build computers but they choose not to

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Bedtime Story

that's not a nice thing to say, sweetie, but yes, he was an asshole

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Smug Ducks

who is that masked duck

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August 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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The False God

he keeps photos of everyone who pees just in case

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Can You Believe This Shit?

this shit, can you believe it

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Villains These Days

future hitler wears an alligator trenchcoat and an eyepatch

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If You Like Pina Coladas

i'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

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Deathwish

your choice of flaming swords, lightsabers, taser nunchucks, pudding bazookas or sausage crossbows

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Smiley Happington Is Not Dead

and mitch hedberg is there, and george carlin, and richard pryor and

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Kids These Days

they worship gozar and they eat live pigs and they ride undead horses

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Street Team

whatever you have sex with is fine, sex deity don't judge

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Marketdroid Makeover

stomach abs, forehead abs, thigh abs, finger abs, eyeball abs

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Squirrelmancer

balloons and squirrels are discoburrito's two main enemies

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July 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Wilford

thanks to all three of you who enjoyed this comic

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Atheism Supreme

in: empathy, the golden rule, respect out: leather pants, sailor moon tattoos

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Dogs: What's Up With Them?

dogs are okay I guess

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Update

unskinnable kittens

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Captain ManGuy

it's pronounced mon-ghee

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Hefty Dingus

sorry kids

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The Force In Newtons

I know cubits aren't imperial units, pedants please chillax

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Strawman

and the cowardly lion stood by and watched, saying nothing

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