Your August Haiku
commander sisko
sings jazz tunes on piano
never pays for drinks
2015-08-20 03:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Jonathan Rosenberg activity
The Next Last Starfighter
greetings, starfighter. you have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against xur and the kodan armada. please insert $19.95 to continue
High Horse
and then everything was horses, and then nothing was, and the universe itself was birthed anew from the womb of the ultrahorse
Dungeon Divers Flern The Reinstantiator Cortex
never flern without a flerner’s permit
Dungeon Divers Beat It
“i’m beating myself” was the original title for michael jackson’s “beat it” until his lawyers suggested the change
Dungeon Divers Commit Identity Theft
just be yourself and desecrate an ancient makeshift tomb
2015-08-05 06:33:32 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Divers Contact Customer Service
I would be very interested to hear more about your real-time transdungeonal hot dog service
July 2015 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2015-08-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Divers Reveal Some Backstory
eddie comes from old, old money
2015-07-31 14:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Divers Meet The Architect
gorp without raisins is gop, the all-white snack
Dungeon Divers Find A Ghost
this alt text for rent $$$ call 555-BUTT
Dungeon Divers Find Some Rocks
entities who are into rocks are called peteys and are multiversally reviled
Dungeon Divers Hate Surprises
the shark’s name is barry and he adores fred astaire movies
Your July Haiku
Trump's bump pumped by chumps
The leading candidate in
A gaggle of rumps
2015-07-21 00:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Snarlington/Owl Corpse 2016
a dead owl would probably poll better than most of the current crop of presidential candidates
His Favorite Antlers
r.i.p. horace greenstein, scary owl lawyer
Quantum Trump
ziggy says you could also eat a gallon of bleach, either way is good
Killing Word
bene gesserit-approved killing words: muad'dib, butts, jaundice, petrichor, barf, moo, asshole
Indelicate Negotiations
I get paid double for this arc, right
2015-07-01 19:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2015 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2015-07-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Just A Theory
how do you explain planetary formation without a core squid, you can't
Head Hat
the head hat symbolizes a love of butterflies and does not symbolize murder at all
Senior Moment
death is so common in some parts of the multiverse that medical insurance refuses to cover it