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Jonathan Rosenberg

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Your August Haiku

commander sisko

sings jazz tunes on piano

never pays for drinks

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Starhusband

dead husband

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The Next Last Starfighter

greetings, starfighter. you have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against xur and the kodan armada. please insert $19.95 to continue



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Frenemy Mine

frenemies with benefits

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High Horse

and then everything was horses, and then nothing was, and the universe itself was birthed anew from the womb of the ultrahorse 


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Dungeon Divers Flern The Reinstantiator Cortex

never flern without a flerner’s permit

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Dungeon Divers Beat It

“i’m beating myself” was the original title for michael jackson’s “beat it” until his lawyers suggested the change

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Dungeon Divers Commit Identity Theft

just be yourself and desecrate an ancient makeshift tomb

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Dungeon Divers Contact Customer Service

I would be very interested to hear more about your real-time transdungeonal hot dog service



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July 2015 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Dungeon Divers Reveal Some Backstory

eddie comes from old, old money

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Dungeon Divers Meet The Architect

gorp without raisins is gop, the all-white snack

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Dungeon Divers Find A Ghost

this alt text for rent $$$ call 555-BUTT

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Dungeon Divers Find Some Rocks

entities who are into rocks are called peteys and are multiversally reviled

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Dungeon Divers Hate Surprises

the shark’s name is barry and he adores fred astaire movies



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Your July Haiku

Trump's bump pumped by chumps

The leading candidate in

A gaggle of rumps

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Dungeon Divers Do The Deed

and then they did sex

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Snarlington/Owl Corpse 2016

a dead owl would probably poll better than most of the current crop of presidential candidates



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His Favorite Antlers

r.i.p. horace greenstein, scary owl lawyer

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The Confrontation

horace has very strong political opinions

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Quantum Trump

ziggy says you could also eat a gallon of bleach, either way is good 


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Killing Word

bene gesserit-approved killing words: muad'dib, butts, jaundice, petrichor, barf, moo, asshole

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Indelicate Negotiations

I get paid double for this arc, right

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June 2015 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Game Of Clones

don't mind me, just working out some issues

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Send In The Clones

clones don't let clones clone clones

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Deathflag

the deathflag represents freedom from living

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Just A Theory

how do you explain planetary formation without a core squid, you can't

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Head Hat

the head hat symbolizes a love of butterflies and does not symbolize murder at all

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Senior Moment

death is so common in some parts of the multiverse that medical insurance refuses to cover it

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