More Spoilers Awaken
he’s not only the president, he’s also a client
he’s not only the president, he’s also a client
who could that tuxedoed gentleman be hmmmmmmmmm
it’s not really funny anymore, please stop donald you’re scaring the children
orcs don’t know about pizza but they make excellent calzone
2015-12-07 18:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post
frankie says relax, order a pizza and some shit
2015-12-02 19:14:29 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2015-12-01 07:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
frankie’s sweet-ass pizza ‘n’ shit
always love your butt
for without your butt you would
fill up with doody
2015-11-28 22:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post
trump isn’t literally hitler but he does own a smoking jacket made from hitler’s skin
‘detention centers’ sound depressing, let’s call them ‘camps’
war sometimes changes but not when it’s being observed or measured
dogmeat is a great dog, he makes me wish there were dogs in real life
that’s horse meatballs, not horse testicles mind you, presidential candidate ben carson would never make a reference to a horse testicle
brainkenstein conflicted about taylor swift
tune in wednesday, same ben time, same ben channel
2015-11-09 07:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post
men, women, aliens, robots, noncorporeal beings, holograms, random pieces of equipment in the cargo bay, salads, etc
the debates are the first time trump has had to work for two consecutive hours
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2015-11-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
you’re not wrong, walter, you’re just an asshole
Howdy! This was my first shot at an ongoing Space Wizards feature for an unnAMeD MAgazine, but they declined to run it. I'll be giving it another shot soon but I thought you guys might like a sneak peek at what might have been!
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2015-10-28 00:55:33 +0000 UTC View Postgod comes to you now
in your moment of weakness
and tweaks your nipple
2015-10-26 05:36:10 +0000 UTC View Post
eventually all information will be in cute animal gif form
your butt is so stinky you died and I died and everyone died from your butt
2015-10-23 05:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
space wizards love to fight almost as much as they love a merchandisable franchise