Okay… fuck this.
Seriously. Fuck this shit.
Whoever the fuck thought it’d be a good idea to stick him in this situation was a rampant fucking sadist who deserved more than anything to fucking die.
…oh yeah, Drathok.
Wha...
2024-07-26 21:06:32 +0000 UTC View PostMarkus squared his shoulders as he assessed the threat in front of him. He knew the monster before him, the altok, as Randall had called him, better than he knew any enemy he’d ever faced before now.
He almost knew him too well.
Markus knew that even with his ...
2024-07-24 23:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post“Hi! I’m Markus. I’m twenty-two years old. Aries. You probably know me from my latest and greatest hits, such as ‘Decapitated Twenty Times’, or ‘Skull Crushed into the Floor Repeatedly’! I’m here now to debut my latest and greatest single, ‘Brain Contusion, Big Confusion, Balls ...
2024-07-22 21:47:31 +0000 UTC View PostMarkus watched as the monster grimaced around the blade piercing the outermost layer of his gut. He struggled, pushed as he attempted to keep the pressure up, to drive the broken blade further…
The monster grabbed the glaive with both hands and began to bend it… Markus held on fo...
2024-07-20 21:18:31 +0000 UTC View PostMarkus’ head returned to his body before it could begin to roll.
Decapitation wasn’t something he was getting used to any time soon…
Fuck! Decapitation isn’t something you’re getting used to?! Big fucking surprise! Big fu—
And he w...
2024-07-19 01:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostGate opened.
Whatever was coming out sounded terrifying. The grating of metal against stone rang out in Markus’ brain as the new challenger approached, the dragging of their weapon a new and dissonant chime against a backdrop of bedlam.
...
2024-07-17 00:17:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe time came.
Markus wasn’t ready, and that was as ready as he was gonna get.
“I’ll be here when you get back,” Rika had told him.
She’d said other things. They’d left an impression somewhere in his mind, but he couldn’t quite remember the wor...
2024-07-15 01:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post“Man, they really left a book like this lying around?”
“I don’t think they’re that worried about security,” Rika shrugged. “Those barriers are the real deal. I couldn’t even take your note past a certain threshold. I had to hide it in a vase and come back and check it...
2024-07-13 20:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostContrary to Markus’ mounting skepticism, Rika actually returned with genuinely useful books.
Before that, however, Markus was left with about an hour to himself. He had three and a half until his fight, and the time he was left alone in his cell he mainly spent planni...
2024-07-11 04:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostMarkus made his way to the blacksmith only to find the boar man missing. There was an unfinished weapon sitting across on a workbench, billows filling the place with smoke, and a feeling of unspoken continuity to the place that was eventually made sensical when he noticed a certain younger bipeda...
2024-07-08 08:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post“So… you just want me to hit you?” Lexi asked.
“Yeah. I’m not gonna be able to use whatever spell you teach me unless I have Shock Mana in my body.”
“Is that so?” Lexi titled her head at him. “I don’t know if I have different mana types in my body. I ...
2024-07-05 22:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post“What did you pick?”
“A good class,” Markus said, staring directly past Drathok. “Something that would actually match my natural aptitudes AND my other existing abilities and also—”
“You picked Dark Knight, didn’t you?”
“...shut the fuc...
2024-07-04 07:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post“Is reading comprehension not your forte?” Drathok asked, eyeing him with a sneer.
“There’s like… a hundred different classes here. More.” Markus blinked, still able to see the black and blue screens behind his eyelids. “Wanna tell me how to narrow it down, or something...
2024-07-03 04:42:19 +0000 UTC View PostWasn’t long until the pair of them were whisked out of the arena, Drathok grabbing Markus and teleporting him away before he could so much as blink, not even bothering to bow to the crowd as he usually did. When they manifested into reality once more, they were in what looked to be an office ro...
2024-07-01 07:58:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe raptor gnawing his leg was barrelled and smashed into by a flaming helldog, who promptly sunk its teeth into the creature and began to tear out its throat.
Ember. Good dog.
Markus felt the crystal still burning in his hand as the canine jumped out of it and began her...
2024-06-30 05:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so you know those big fucking raptor things from Jurrasic Park?
Imagine if one of those split in half right in front of you, and then two separate big fucking raptor things were stood where there was previously only one.
And now imagine t...
2024-06-29 01:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostTo Rika’s credit, she calmed down pretty quickly concerning Ember, and that was probably because Ember was the most docile sweet cuddly flaming helldog in all of creation.
Still she kept her distance. Markus had felt the same way once, but that giant pup nearly ripped his arm off, ...
2024-06-27 17:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post“What am I, your fuckin’ secretary? Come see for yourself.”
Markus hoisted himself to his feet and began to lumber his way across the room, listless motions propelled by a small, barely nourished seed of fortitude.
He needed to get his head back in the game. Yeah, ...
2024-06-27 00:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post“Jeez, Drathok really gives you free run of this place, huh?” Abrah whistled, staring over Rika’s sleeping form for a little longer than Markus liked. “You’d almost think you were his guest, the shit he lets you get away with.”
“I doubt he even knows about this...
2024-06-26 02:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostRight after pointing out Markus’ room, tiger girl did a spin at the sound of a loud snore and immediately noticed Cyrus dozing away on his own super plush bed.
“So is everyone just living like kings down here, or…”
“Just some of us,” Markus ...
2024-06-25 02:18:16 +0000 UTC View Post“Blunt my weapon.”
Cyrus took Markus’ glaive and put a protective sheen of magic over the blade in the same way he just had his own sword and hand axe.
“You ready?” Cyrus asked, raising his blade, preparing to touch it against Markus’.
Mark...
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2024-06-22 23:53:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, why are you here? Answer me.”
“Come in and I’ll tell you,” Serena said, tapping the bedpost, eyes a bright amethyst. “You’re not just going to stand out there all day until I leave, are you?”
“Grr…” Markus sauntered back into his cell, slumpin...
2024-06-22 23:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostDrathok fell back into his desk, papers scattering everywhere as the oak split beneath him and he tumbled straight through it.
“You dared…”
Drathok clutched his eye with one hand as he scrambled back to his feet, biting his tongue to prevent himself from cryi...
2024-06-21 23:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post[Name: Markus Brown]
[Class: Otherworlder (Earth) (Tier: Novice 44)]
[Health: 890/1070]
[Mana: 7908/5590]
[Strength: 80 (+30)]
[Agility: 80 (+30)...
2024-06-21 00:33:07 +0000 UTC View PostOpening specially reinforced chests with mastercrafted locks turned out to be a lot harder than Markus anticipated. Melting the lock did nothing, whether he tried flame or acid, and attempting to freeze off the hinges was also a total no-go.
He tried pulling the lock off, prizi...
2024-06-20 00:50:45 +0000 UTC View PostOkay Markus. Massive regenerating plant monster. If you stand still for too long, it’s gonna grab you from every angle and choke you to death.
You know what that means?
“Fucking move!” the imp screamed from beside him, pushing him to the side as i...
2024-06-18 23:53:56 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been waiting. Waiting for so long…
Days. Weeks. Years. Eons… it’s all the same down here. Any and all approximations of time are immaterial in this place.
Unable to move more than a few feet at any given time, unable to breathe wi...
2024-06-17 23:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostOkay… Masteries. Time to figure that out.
Glaive Mastery had just hit level 10, as had Evasion. Opening the menu and selecting Glaive Mastery brought up a huge list of ‘Specialisations’ that Markus could undertake for the skill specifically, and he started to read through all o...
2024-06-16 23:06:58 +0000 UTC View PostTurns out the answer to which stat he invested in with two lumbering giants bouldering their way over to him was ‘nothing’, seeing as by the time he’d managed to dismiss the new notifications on his screen and hit the stat menu, he was already having to dodge new attacks.
Thank...
2024-06-15 16:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post