Darth Baby
As we’re all stuck home not allowed to go to brunches or breakfasts at pretty cafes or anywhere but into our DEEPEST DARKEST FEARATORIUMS, I thought I would share with everyone of every tier an extra recipe for this month. It is a breakfast food, b...
2020-04-01 16:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, all you who are dear and darling and distant.
It hardly matters what the first cough of spring feels like in Maine right now. Did it snow? I suppose. Did the snow stay? Not for long. I suppose it’s cold. I suppose it’s bare. I suppose there is mud without flowers, and r...
2020-03-31 21:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone! This is the revival of the monthly community discussion post WHICH I THINK WE COULD ALL USE RIGHT NOW.
Come on in! No social distancing in the comments! All surfaces sanitized and sparkling! Plenty of room to play with your friends!
Ok now I'm just depressing myself. I ...
2020-03-31 18:50:58 +0000 UTC View PostHello, darlings.
The essay will be up tomorrow along with an extra bonus recipe for those stuck at home trying to figure out what to cook. And I’m working on putting together that poetry collection for you guys! April will be a rewards-heavy month, yo.
In the m...
2020-03-30 22:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been three years this month since I began this Patreon.
In that time, I've posted so much here, and made connections with so many of you, and been able to do so much (including creating a human child) because of your support.
I say it so often, but especially in this massiv...
2020-03-23 14:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Craccoli
Like a lot of these recipes, this one is not technically mine, but I’ve made my own little alterations to it. This one belongs to my sister-in-law.
Whenever there’s a family potluck get together thing, everyone says excitedly OMG MIRANDA IS B...
2020-03-23 14:17:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going live in 20, grab your popcorn, your festive drink, and your questions! See you soon! The link is up there on my big dumb mug and you can have it open in a tab, it'll start broadcasting when I click go.
2020-03-22 23:10:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my loves. Everybody holding up ok?
I’m going to be doing the livestream tonight at 7:30pm EST. This one will be open to the public to watch, since everyone could use a little distraction right now. Hope that’s all right.
There’s still time to get que...
2020-03-22 15:28:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone.
Sooo...what’s up with you?
JK we all know what’s up with all of us. We are heading into uncharted territory, personally and economically and in all ways -ally. Most of us are drawing into our respective snail shells, attempting to weather this ...
2020-03-17 02:21:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat am I working on this month? Literally the thirteenth version of the first third of this damn middle grade novel, which you read an old first chapter of months ago. Figuring out how to start this thing has eaten me fully alive and I hate everything, but I think I have it now. I hope so anyway...
2020-03-11 10:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Two Pies, Both Alike in Dignity
When I go to visit friends, I often cook for them. I LIKE TO. I PACK UNIQUE BAKING TINS.
This time, one of my old favorites was requested, a pie we often call Alternate Win Condition Pie. That is because every single goddam...
2020-02-18 17:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, dear ones. It’s cold and rubbish over here HOW BOUT YOU? That’s all you can really say about January in New England. January, the worst month. The hangover of months. The month with crap weather, no holidays to look forward to beyond reading someone you thought was more ...
2020-01-22 21:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Meyer Lemon Maple Brown Butter Madeleines
What can I say, the baby loves madeleines. We kept him mostly off the sugar sauce until he turned one, and now we’ve been introducing some low-key baked goods, and madeleines vanish into him instantaeously. It’s pos...
2020-01-15 16:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post
In Lieu of Title, Please Picture Jeremy Piven Yelling TEN YEARS in Grosse Pointe Blank
Greetings, my darlings.
It is the end of the year. It is the end of the decade. I’m not even quite sure how to feel about t...
2019-12-16 18:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Roasted Carrot-Herb Salad
I’m just going to admit up front that I DEAD-ASS STOLE this recipe from Maria Dahvana-Headley. Two years ago I went to a writers’ retreat she organized and she made it for all of us and it was so amazing that I begged for the...
2019-12-11 19:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Special Bonus Content Time!
Several people have requested my new Baa Baa Black Sheep verses, which are already canon around my house.
I'm working with a friend to pitch this as a picture book, so hopefully this is an epic preview to a future baby classic. Fingers crossed!
...
2019-12-03 17:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is launch day for Minecraft: The End!
It's been a long crazy road since I took this improbable j...
2019-12-03 15:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! The YouTube Livestream will go up at 7 pm EST! Join me in the chat and let's share the dark autumn night together.
#thankyoupatrons
2019-11-19 23:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is #ThankyouPatronsDay. We are meant to post special content and thank our patrons for supporting us.
Special content? Check. Stay tuned for the end of this post.
Thanking you?
My god, how?
There isn't enough pumpkin pie in the world to thank you all for wha...
2019-11-19 15:58:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Love in the Time of Nanowrimo
Greetings, fellow travelers on the mad and lonesome road!
The road is muddy and frozen and nasty at the moment. Along with an unseasonable nor’easter that left us out of power with a ruined roof, we’ve broken a thirty yea...
2019-11-18 17:17:19 +0000 UTC View Post
CAKE SHAKE MISTAAAAKE
It’s only a mistake if you ate literally anything else that day. Or have issues with dairy. Or conspicuous consumption.
I’m not gonna say I invented this because I didn’t. There’s restaurants and such that serve it. My chef b...
2019-11-14 18:21:32 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon is implementing a new app that will function basically like a dedicated Discord (with a tipping function) for this group.
Well, I’ll try anything once!
Right now, I’m keeping it open to all Patrons, and we’ll see how much we do or don’t enjoy it. My Throne (not a c...
2019-10-24 00:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Back when Space Opera came out, we absolutely planned to have band t-shirts and such ready to go. People instantly started asking for them and we just got snowed under by the outpouring of attention for the book, my pregnancy, and the imminent kid.
But now, thanks to my amazing designer fri...
2019-10-23 15:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Mad Fictioneers! It’s autumn and that means I suddenly have nasty-ass heating oil bills and nothing is as attractive as staying in bed forever and everyone literally refuses to eat anything not pumpkin-spiced and also I fucked up my elbow on a truly Marvel-movie scale so I...
2019-10-06 20:25:12 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I write this month's essay, I'd like to ask what you guys would like to hear me talk about! It's been awhile since I checked in and in that time I've written a number of quite personal essays that revolve around writing but edge more into general thoughtful musings. So I'd like to make sur...
2019-10-01 18:19:07 +0000 UTC View Post
West African Peanut Curry with Pink Sumac-Infused Rice Pilaf
I’ve been wanting to play around with this recipe for ages, ever since it showed up in The Good Place as Chidi’s favorite dish his grandmother used to make. Now that my favorite show’s ...
2019-10-01 17:40:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I made this video to celebrate Sebastian's first year of life on earth. We decided it felt pretty personal and familial, so I didn't want to post it on social media at large.
But the thing is, without you guys, we would never have been able to afford to have this baby and give him all the t...
2019-10-01 16:56:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! Here’s your monthly free discussion post, a place to get to know each other, vent, chat, whatever you like—it’s your space!
What’s up with you folks?
2019-09-22 22:07:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, darlings. It is September, which means it has been almost an entire year since I made a human, which is pure madness and time is both stupid and fake. It also means the crowds on the island will slightly thin as they realize there’s like six weeks left till the pretty leaf...
2019-09-03 15:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post