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Petco Audition

For this audition, I had to pretend to be Sophia and reenact something that she does on a regular basis. Sophia is ADDICTED to eating our plants, so this was the purrfect scene. It was a couples audition (side note: Alex HATES being roped into these as he is not an actor... but he is very support...

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Voiceover BTS

Hello!!! Happy April everyone! It's officially been one year since I've had a Patreon (I should probably do a shoot to celebrate). Sorry for the posting delay this month... was wrapping up some stuff at work. Anyway, I'm giving you a double header of professional content tonight, and will have a ...

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Princess Pribis

This one is for King Anderson 😉 in honor of all the royal talk lately.

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Shower Tease

Got a new bathroom, and Joey thought I should make good use of it with a photo shoot. Sophia has gotten more use out of the bathtub than I have so far but I see a bubble bath in my future perhaps?

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LTDD - Ep 2 - Fake Famous

Mike and I discuss the HBO documentary about Instagram influencers. Have you seen it?

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Spring Photo Shoot

My brain is depleted of anything clever. Thanks for your patience during my move from NYC to Connecticut. The transition has been HARD (mostly because I was working from home and now I am in an office setting for 8-10 hour days). I will be finishing March on the Patreon strong.... you have my wor...

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Instagram Live - What is my job?

If you missed the live, it is now a Patreon exclusive. I covered: what's my current job (from the company itself to my daily responsibilities), how I got it plus how to get into hosting work in general, how to be interviewed by me and how I prep for interviews, if I LIKE it, and more!

I'm m...

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Living the Damn Dream - Episode 1

If you're into it, I'll be putting the video versions of my podcast here each week. They currently don't live anywhere so unless you catch them live on Tsu, so they are officially a Patreon exclusive. I'm now six episodes in, but I want to give you them in order, so I'll spread them out over the ...

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The Near Hit (with Jack Rawles)

I am obsessed with the creativity of this man.  He wrote a scene and asked me to tape my lines, then turned it into THIS. I had to share because it is so above and beyond. Happy Friday everyone!

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Too sexy for Instagram

I was prepping photos for Instagram this month, and was trying something out with the stars.... and the VIP.... and it just wasn't working. So I threw on some sexy clothes and took photos in front of it for YOU all instead :)

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Extra secretary pics

I can only share ten at a time on the app, soooo here are some that didn’t make the cut!

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Martha May's Krafty Korner

A 9 minute short film I did MANY years ago. It's a strange one. Enjoy.

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Voiceover for Voss

Attached the storyboard I was given for this audition so you can see what I have to work with.  Casting also said: 

-Female / age range 25-35 years old 

-Our mission is for people to see VOSS as an authentic  brand of water known for its content more than its style...

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The REAL designer bandage dress

In the spirit of one of my recent sketches (where I recreated an "Herve Leger" bandage dress for less with ace bandages), I figured I would share some photos of me in a real Herve Leger dress that I borrowed from a friend I was staying with in LA two years ago.  Not gonna lie... I kinda pref...

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What can I do for you boss?

Sexy librarian coming at you via custom post request... although I’m now realizing I should have had more books in this 😂 ... I don’t know how much “work” this “librarian” could possibly be doing. I suppose she’s a bit more secretary than librarian but maybe she just mans the des...

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I tried to get dressed but my plan was foiled :(

How do you like my designer aluminum foil clothing line? I think it’s pretty avant-garde! This actually gave me an idea for a whole video series, so thanks for the inspiration, John!

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For my trivia fans...

In exactly one month (on March 22) I will be starting to host trivia on Tsu every weeknight. It will be for a cash prize. If you don't know what Tsu is, it's the app where I currently host a talk show every weekday where I talk to content creators. So essentially, I will be doing a two hour show ...

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Friday Night Photos!

Well it's Saturday now, but if you ever wanted to know what I do on a Friday night.... it was this. I got a new  soft box light and was testing it out. And then about 2 episodes of  Love Island UK. *cringes* I know, I'm embarrassed for myself. I actually never watched reality tv before ...

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And my personal fave!

Do you agree?? Most reminiscent of the calendar photos :)

Happy V-Day everyone 😍😍

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Least fave V-Day outfit

But you’re ALL my favorites!!!! Thanks for supporting me on here, I hope you feel loved today and if no one said it, then I will: I LOVE YOU AND I THINK YOU’RE AMAZING 💜

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V-Day Posts

I have three days of V-Day photos. There is a clear 1st, 2nd and 3rd (in my opinion). Do you want favorite to least favorite? Or save the best for last?

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Sarah Steals the Show!

Here I am in 1995, and if this doesn't show you the type of person I am, I don't know what else will. There are a few clutch moments in this by my brothers... enjoy  :)

PS. One more day till V-Day content!

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L’Oreal Shoot (plus a surprise)

So if you follow me on Instagram or watched my long ass update video, you know I was on set Tuesday for L’Oréal getting my hair colored. A little behind the scenes info... we all had to get Covid tested... twice... because originally the shoot was scheduled for last week, but we had that giant...

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UPDATE!

it's the longest one ever. if you lose interest, my feelings won't be hurt, but there is a fun announcement about halfway through!

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Ode to Sophia

I’ve posed in her favorite sleep spots (minus the shots in the mirror for full costumed effect)... but ruined one of her naps in the process 😼

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The Porno Sketch

Long story short, I almost lost a job because of my social media this week. Well - I did lose it - and then somehow I got it back. All because of my "racy" content. I will make a video about this whole situation this weekend and fill you in. But you'll notice, most of my sexy photos and videos ar...

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California Dreamin'

Here's a shoot I did in Venice, CA two years ago that I never posted. This is right near the canals... ugh seriously take me back! I can't wait to travel again. Where's the first  place you'd go (if money wasn't an issue)? Mine would be either South Africa, New Zealand, or the Galapagos Isla...

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Armie Hammer x Hammer Curls

Have you heard about this scandal? INSANE. Anyway, I had to audition to host a new show where I dish celebrity gossip while we workout.... this is what I came up with! Hopefully I book it.... it would be a really big job so say a prayer!

Side note: this took at least 8 hours to research, wr...

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Welcome to the wonderful world of voiceover! I posted about this today to my Instagram Stories, and thought it'd be fun to dive in a little deeper on here.

This is the audition I recorded today. Originally, I recorded it yesterday, but then my agent called me this morning and said that the ...

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Commercial Work You Haven't Seen PART 2

If you liked the red dress from the 12 days of Christmas, you'll LOVE this commercial :)

I filmed this a few months ago during the pandemic.... clearly before I gave myself a haircut..... look how scraggly and long it is!

It was for some little marketing firm, and was literally one of...

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