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Question Thread (extra)

We have several questions from previous episodes we plan on using for this week, but might as well get some last minute extras. (Also, automatic discord connection will be happening soon.)

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The Last Great Spoof Movie - The Snark Tank Podcast #21

Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans?  Why...

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Next Episode (Update)

Hey, guys! Chris here. We usually record the podcast on Sundays but I’ll be real with ya. I’ve got a migraine and it’s kicking my ass. It’s gonna take a bit longer to edit the episode and I’m sorry for that. It should be up by Tuesday morning instead of the usual Monday, so just a day l...

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QUESTION THREAD!

You know the music, time to dance.

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Discord!

Hey, everyone! Sorry for the stupid wait. The discord is open and all set for you! I'll be on tomorrow night fucking around in voice chat if ya wanna say hey. Maybe Sween and Derrick will stop by as well, but no promises. The link above should put you into the server. 

- Chris

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The Leaks of Us - The Snark Tank Podcast #20

The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to th...

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Discord Update!

Progeria Rectal Homicide pulled together a discord for everyone. It’s pretty much done, just want to make some slight tweaks before it goes “live.”

Looking to get it out to all $10 patrons by Tuesday. Apologies for the delay.

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QUESTION THREAD!

LEAVE EM! YOU KNOW THE DRILL!

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Weekend at Kim Jong's - The Snark Tank Podcast #19

Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop C...

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QUESTION THREAD!

Ask away! (Also, can the dude who made the discord please contact us lol)

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FAQ: Where to ask questions for the podcast.

Hey, everyone! Just wanted to post this update so things are a little bit clearer. After the podcast goes live for public feeds (thursdays) a question thread for the new episode will be posted. This basically makes it so questions for new episodes can be as relevant to current events as possible ...

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Seven Guys and Fries - The Snark Tank Podcast #18

YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make panca...

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NEW EPISODE QUESTION THREAD! + Merch Previews - Ask Away!

Just a sneak at some Merchandise we're planning on spewing out into the disgusting apocalypse. Because we all know the best way to spend money during a societal collapse is clothing with vague references to obscure internet personalities on it. 

All seriousness though, all Patrons have...

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Film Failures - The Snark Tank Podcast #17

Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? ...

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Childhood Fictional Crushes - The Snark Tank Podcast #16

What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic...

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IMPORTANT PODCAST UPDATE (VIDEO)

Hey, everyone! I'll just cut to the chase. There won't be a new episode of the podcast this week. I received word just this morning that someone in our apartment complex had been taken to the hospital with COVID symptoms.

Obviously, we want to be as cautious as possible now that this plague...

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Episode 16 Thread

Ask some questions! Shits getting wild over here.

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Snowflake and Safespace - The Snark Tank Podcast #15

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two n...

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Episode 15 - Question Thread

You know the music. Time to dance. Leave your comments and questions HEEEERE!

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SCARY STORIES - The Snark Tank Podcast #14

Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories ...

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Episode 14 + Update

Hey, guys! Normally, we record on Sundays and post on Mondays, but the global panic around COVID-19 is derailing a lot of plans. This weeks episode will go live on Tuesday instead because of this. Apologies for the delay. Derrick won’t be joining us either because he’s not feeling well. Feel ...

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EVIL ROBITS - The Snark Tank Podcast #13

Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long wo...

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Episode 13 - Question Thread!

Leave your questions and comments here, fools!

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Surviving Aliens - The Snark Tank Podcast #12

How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals?  And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the S...

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Episode 12 QUESTIONS THREAD

Hurry up! I ain’t got all day! Ya, slack jawed looney tunes!

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Top Tier Television - The Snark Tank Podcast #11

Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is ...

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Episode 11 - Comments / Questions! (THREAD)

GIVE IT UP!

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ARE WE WEEBS? - The Snark Tank Podcast - Episode 10

A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse ...

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IMPORTANT UPDATE/NOTICE

Hey, everyone! Chris, here! The Snark Tank podcast usually goes up today for Patrons but unfortunately a family emergency has come up and since I edit these things, editing had to be a tad delayed.


Episode 10 will still release early for you all, but it’ll come out early tomorr...

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EPISODE 10 - Question/Comment Thread

You know the music. Time to prance.

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