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Beach Cops 151: Towel Between the Sheets

We're back! And we come out swinging this week. First we drop bombs about some great content we've received and can't wait to share with you guys. Then we roast a very special weiner. After that it's bald ass wigs. Then DeWitt loses it when O'Neill wants him to hunt a mythical creature with him. ...

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VIDEO 151 is live!

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I am not sick. It is another beach cop. -DeWitt

Everyone was making jokes about me getting sick eating ass. It is not me! Knock on wood!  I am going hiking today to help with my fats. Any music recommendations? Also, I’m sure this post is gonna make the other 2 mad. Knock on wood!

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This Week's Recording Postponed Due to Illness

Hey everyone, this week due to illness we're not gonna be able to record, BUT next week we'll drop 2 EPISODES to make up for it. Thanks for your understanding and keep on truckin' and fuckin'! 

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Beach Cops 150: The Purge: Door Knob Safety

Andrew pitches us a new movie idea and we run with it. Then we talk the truck nutz Presidential Decree. After that it's Hulk Hogan hong dong bonkers talk. Then we cast the new Real World. After that Gary Keillor takes the erection out of the insurrection. And we end with DeWitt doing some more of...

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Beach Cops 149: Tip Jar

We open with some great new restaurant ideas. Then we talk Big Earl bombing at Guantanamo Bay. After that it's shark tank ideas. Then it's the Sudanese Strangler. After that we talk Nancy Pelosi's husband's promise to his brother. This is a steamy, creamy, dreamy good time. 

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VIDEO 150 is LIVE!!!!!

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Beach Cops 148: Panda Sting

We open with another weenie roast submission and this one knocks it out of the park with style and presentation. Truly the standard has been set for all future submissions. Then O'Neill is gonna get Andrew into shape so he'll pierce his nipples live on air. After that we listen to some voicemails...

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Beach Cops 147: Cornish Gameboy Hen

We talk putting Beetlejuice into every movie. Then it's revolutionary new restaurant ideas. After that it's another game changing business idea for opening cans. Then it's the worst wedding ever. After that it's finger sniffing time! This one's fun for the whole family. 

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VIDEO ep. 148 is LIVE

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Going live today around 11am pacific!

We’re getting some episodes done at odd times this week because of trips! Join us live!

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VIDEO ep. 147 is LIVE

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Beach Cops 146: Weenie Roast

O'Neill brings back some listener gifts from his Denver gig. Then we hear what dick farts sound like. After that we deep dive into the Mandela Effect. Then it's a Beach Cops first as we roast a listener's dingus. After that we want Andrew to run through a maze. And we end with some solid marriage...

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Beach Cops 145: Ry Ry Redungus

We open with a new song and we debate what the lyrics are. Then Andy's gets some new shades. After that we talk Love on the Spectrum and come to the conclusion that there needs to be an autistic version of every reality show. Then it's Japanese convenience store food showdown. After that Andy sta...

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Beach Cops 144: Bean Diversification

This week we deep dive into leg lengthening surgery. Then it's dick farts and monkey noises. After that it's time to check in on old Gary. Then we think of some classic pranks to pull on Andy while he's being tortured by his wife. After that we decide to finally apply for the wienermobile job. An...

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Beach Cops 143: Enter Mr. Sandman

DeWitt is handed the show reins after some cashew talk. BTW, O'Neill is wrong, cashews are actually nuts not legumes. Then Andy swears off dropping his pants. Will he stick to his word or will listener demand make him break his oath? After that Ploppy makes his first show appearance. Then it's Go...

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Beach Cops 142: Hard and Nasty

We open with fresh new songs! Then Andrew is seeing imaginary street signs. After that Ryan and Jeff regale DeWitt with tales of a recent pool visit.  Then Andrew addresses the Buzzy controversy. After that Andrew has to make a decision about whether or not he wants to go hard and nasty. The...

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Beach Cops 141: Buzzy

Andrew introduces us to Buzzy and immediately regrets it. Then we try to raise the funds to get leg lengthening surgery. After that it's butthole bicep tattoos. Then Buzzy starts getting frisky with O'Neill. After that it's Julia Child talk. Then we find out about Andy's purple sack. And we finis...

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Live Feed 141, Let's Have Some Fun!

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Beach Cops 140: John Little's Last Ride

John Little finally returns and it's 3 1/2 hours of insanity. He answers questions, reads some Michaels by the Sea and entertains us with never before heard tales of online dating. Plus, DeWitt's hair smells like doodie. This is a wild one, so remember to undo all safety belts and unplug those sm...

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Ep. 140 Live Feed (John Little Alert!)

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Winston Gambro's Sexual Shark Tank Submission

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Beach Cops 139: Donkey Squawker

We open with O'Neill talking about a gang war going on in his neighborhood. Then we discuss  the gone but not forgotten, Big Milky. After that Andrew "attempts" to read an excerpt from Dolly Parton's new crime thriller. Then Andrew makes an impassioned plea for O'Neill to love larger ladies....

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