Here to inspect the dairy? Well what a coincidence! Me and my friends were going up that way too.
But look at that! The elevator stopped. What a shame! Looks like we'll be stuck here a while.
And w...
2025-02-21 15:58:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course you haven't been hypnotized by the villainous Mesmera. Everyone knows you have to look into her eyes to do that, and you never did.
You just looked at her breasts.
Her big... soft... boun...
2025-02-18 16:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Get your votes in for this month's runner up short story microfic! Choose well, and choose wisely. Poll's only open for three days.
2025-02-17 14:16:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course she's real.
She's not some floral spirit using her pollen to brainwash dumb travellers walking through the forest.
She's not interested in making you come close so her toxic kisses can si...
2025-02-16 18:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Welcome to the middle of the month! It's a short one, so we've got a fair few updates for you.
First of all, happy Valentine's Day! Hope you all have a fun one.
Secondly, the winner of the short story poll has arrived. It was razor sharp, but 'Ranger investigates...
2025-02-14 15:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Grimmwald's first book is now out on audio! If you prefer to listen to your story of mad science, sexy werewolves, and corporate warfare, there's never been a better opportunity. And if you enjoy it, please leave a rating or review! Every bit helps.
Of course you can trust the goblin alchemist.
What? Do you think she's so desperate for a hot husband she'd lie and sell you a love potion instead of a health one?
That's crazy. She even insisted y...
2025-02-11 17:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It was more of a suggestion, really, that you keep the demoness chained.
Your master wouldn't have left the key out in the open if he didn't want you to unseal her.
And anyway, there was no way a d...
2025-02-09 17:37:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Wow! We got some amazing suggestions this time around, and I'm looking forward to seeing what comes out on top! Wish I had time to write more than one, but so it goes. Vote below, and remember! You can vote multiple times, so be sure to give your second or more choices some ...
2025-02-07 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostGetting on this in advance so I don't forget again. Vote for the next encounter below!
2025-02-06 16:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Here it is! The next big installment. It's a little more expositiony than most installments, but there's some heavy lore drop in this one, plus some fun. The next parts will be more... physical.
Anyway! Hope you enjoy the read and vote for the next encounter. We have a...
2025-02-06 16:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course it was just a dream.
Dreams couldn't hurt him.
He had nothing to fear from a demon in his dreams.
A soft, busty, wonderful dream.
Giving in couldn't hurt him in reality.
Only an idiot would accept free candy from a sugar witch.
Only an utter moron would go back and ask for me for when you realized it made you happy and dumb.
Only a complete dummy would accept her o...
2025-02-02 16:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone!
Just letting all my American followers know that Villain for Hire Book 1 is on sale all this week for $0.99! Grab the first book in my best selling series if you can, especially with book 6 coming out soon! 2025-02-01 16:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone, and welcome to a new month! Didn't January just seem to fly by? But now we're into the shortest month of the year, and we've got a fair bit of ground to cover.
First off, it's time for monthly short story suggestions! Post them below, and in a week's time they'll be voted on...
2025-02-01 14:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning?
Silly boy. How could you think of learning here when you can't even look away from a simple spiral spell. Can't stop you mind melting into obedient goo.
No no, you poor thing. I don't thi...
2025-01-30 15:09:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops! Almost forgot to do this for this month, haha!
That in mind, this'll be open for three days, so get those votes in!
2025-01-27 18:26:38 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Here's this month's short story. It's a pretty meaty one, but I really enjoyed writing it. Moomas are a lot of fun, and this was no exception.
And remember! I'll be taking suggestions for monthly story polls five days from now, so get those thinking caps on! There's mo...
2025-01-27 18:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The slime girl raises a good point, you don't know what licking a purple slime would do.
You know green slimes are poisonous, blues are hallucinogenic, and reds are corruptive. But no one knows what purp...
2025-01-26 16:40:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What? Haven't you ever heard of a sea cow?
Besides, you're missing the obvious problem of her needing help getting back into the water. Won't you give her a hand?
Won't you pick her up?
Won't...
2025-01-21 15:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, thanks for stopping. I was worried you were going to drive by.
Especially with all those nasty rumours going around about holstaurs. How they're so horny they'll turn men into dumb studs with their m...
2025-01-19 16:50:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
The new year is off to a pretty good start, I have to say. I have a few things cooking, so let's get right into it.
First off, barring the utterly unforeseen, the next installment of Raiders of Moonfall will feature a Rogue AI and guardian of the facility of the Ancien...
2025-01-16 15:43:32 +0000 UTC View Post
She was so happy to serve the master.
So happy to be his pretty, dumb bunnybot.
And naturally, she only wanted to make master happy. Make him relaxed from those long work days. As any good bunnybot...
2025-01-14 19:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Just a quick update on a few things I co-authored coming out.
First of all is Astral Odyssey's third audiobook! This was a big one and wraps up the series with dragons, eldritch space abominations, a giant battle, and some incredible hats!
The princess has been acting a little... odd lately.
You're not sure what it is. Maybe her new appreciation for purple. Maybe her lacier clothes.
Maybe the horns she grew last week.
But then,...
2025-01-12 16:22:37 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Hopefully you've now had a chance to read the latest bit of Raiders of Moonfall. And that means it's time to vote on what happens next!
At this point you'll have reached the Heaven's Gate and will seek to open the door to the vault. But what bars your path?
2025-01-12 15:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe it was a mistake to dump those expired intellect, love, and lust potions into the slime's barrel.
Maybe it was a mistake to open the lid when the barrel started rattling around.
Maybe you sho...
2025-01-08 14:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
New year, new poll, fresh new ideas for stories! Vote below and we'll see which gets turned into a short this month.
And remember! You can vote more than once, so make sure you vote for all the ideas you love!
2025-01-07 21:36:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Here it is, the latest installment of Raiders of Moonfall! This one was fun, and let me get a bit creative in the fun scenes. Some of the choices might not be to everyone's taste, but you can pass them by easily or indulge a bit. Up to you!
I'll be throwing up the next p...
2025-01-07 21:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hm? What? What's wrong, my studly assistant?