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Short Story: Office Snog

Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas!

Just in time for the holiday, I bring you the winner of this month's poll! I love a good story of flirty cowgirls and the hopeless men who find themselves in their crosshairs, and nothing says holidays like office parties and busty babes!

To all of...

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Mistletoe Green

It was just a kiss.

Just for fun.

The goblin girls just hung up a bit too much mistletoe for the office party.

Nothing wrong with that.

Their lipstick isn't intoxicating.

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Hot for Heroes Poll

Another poll before everyone gets too distracted by the season! But not to worry. I'll have the short story out by Christmas day too. For now, what next foe will our hero face in the lair of the mad woman Miss Deed?

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Microfic Poll

Here's this month's microfic poll! The runner ups this month were amazing, and I can't wait to see which gets explored more! It'll only by up for four days, so make sure you vote soon!

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Slothful

Everyone needs to relax now and then.

Escape from the stress of life. The bustle. The tension.

And if a sloth demon offers it? Well... why not?

Not for long, of course. You won't g...

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Shotgun Sorcery Audio Now Out!

Hey everyone, great news! The first Shotgun Sorcery book is now out on audio! Perfect for those cold December nights that get you thinking, "Man, I wish I had a story about eldritch cubes, wolf-girl bikers, and fox girls convinced Bigfoot just got married to Elvis in Area 51."

Grab a copy h...

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Mind-Month Update

Hello everyone!

Well, here we are, halfway through December and it's time to lay out what's going on for the rest of it.

First off, we have our short story winner! 'Holstaur is in charge of eggnog at a Christmas party. Male guest finds himself a captive audience for her and her friend...

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Cream and Sugar

There's just something about Big MOO Cafe that appeals to you.

The atmosphere is just so calm. So quiet. And the baristas so attendant. So sweet. So eager to fill your cup with more cream.

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Prescription for Love

You're her favourite customer.

She just can't get enough of you coming into her shop. Stumbling over your order as you stare at her chest.

So, can you blame her for tweaking the recipe t...

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Trusted Source

Fake news is so rampant these days.

Like saying fembots are being infected by a virus that causes them to brainwash their owners into loving submission of their gynoids.

That's so silly....

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REAL December Poll

Dammit! Sorry all, I messed up the last poll leaving it as only one vote per person. Unfortunately you can't edit a poll post, so I'm just making another one. Really sorry about that!

Original description: Hello everyone!

Well, here it is! December's big poll. There's a lot of great s...

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Hot for Heroes: Screen Saver

Hello everyone!

Here it is, as promised. The latest installment of Hot for Heroes! This one was fun to write. I haven't gone full 'spiral' in a long while, and I hope I did it justice. Please let me know if there's any errors.

And with this, we're nearing our end game! Still have at l...

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Plant Milked

Although plant milk was healthier, the process of obtaining it was much, much more difficult.

Even domesticated plant girl's had potent pollen that would entrance the unwary farmer.

Sink...

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December Suggestions

Hello everyone, and welcome to the holiday season!

And that means new story ideas! Post them below this, and we'll put them in a poll a week from now to decide which will be written as a short story. And like before, the runner ups will be entered into a microfic poll. I'm not putting any h...

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Thief of Pleasures

Why would you want to leave?

You broke into the vault. Wasn't it to spend time with me? Or did you think the treasure was just gold?

Poor, silly thing...

That's it. Keep trying. I'...

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Short Story: Book Learning

Hello everyone!

Hope you all had a great November! And if you tried to No Nut it, then this story should break that streak pretty thoroughly. This was a fun one to write, and I really hope you all enjoy it!

And if it inspires new ideas for stories, then good news! Because December is ...

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Microfic Poll

Hey everyone!

As promised, here's this month's runner up story microfic poll. Vote soon, because it's not up for too long. And remember! Just because a story wins here doesn't mean it can't be entered to be a proper short some time in the future.

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Hiring Policy

Can you really go on like this?

Can you really keep working at an office staffed almost entirely by cow girls?

Can you really justify staying on after those holstaurs in HR started hirin...

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Protective

Aren't you lucky your tank loves you so much?

Doesn't every healer want a tank that can't get enough of her healer?

Who loves to protect you? Guard you? Cuddle you to her big, soft breas...

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Sweet Liberty! Warwitch 3 is Now Out in All Formats!

Hello everyone!

The day has finally arrived. Warwitch 3 is now out in ebook, audiobook, and paperback formats! So get out your flags, puff up your chests, and celebrate the glories of Freedom and Democracy in the new book!

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Baking Needs

The sugar witch is sooo grateful for your help. Only the finest cream will do for her cooking, and what could be finer than straight from her own taps?

But that bovine enchantment is so finick...

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Hot for Heroes: December Poll

Here we are! The poll for what first foe you'll meet when hitting Miss Deed's evil lair! These ones have a more mad science-ish twist to them, but I think we'll get some great mileage out of them.

Vote fast! The poll is only open for three days.

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Mind-Month Update

Hello everyone!

Well, middle of the month is here, and a few things are happening.

First off, as always, we've got the winner of the short story poll. Looks like we're returning to college, because 'NNN returns, and a student finds his haven of the library is very dangerous when the l...

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Big Plans

You definitely had a plan here.

You definitely had something you wanted to demand from the eldritch goddess after summoning her.

But after looking into her glowing eyes, you're having......

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Conversion

You did try and warn your uncle that envoy from the minotaur isles was sketchy.

You did tell him that you heard such holy cows used trade as a means to infiltrate human lands and convert the p...

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Warwitch 3's Audiobook up for Preorder

Hey everyone!

I've got great news. Warwitch Academy's book 3 is getting a simultaneous audiobook release when the ebook comes out! So don't forget to preorder.

Get the audio here: ht...

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November Poll

Hello everyone!

Well, first week in, and November is looking pretty busy for me. And part of that is of course this month's short story! We got a bunch of fantastic suggestions this time around, and you can find them below. So vote on which one you want turned into a short story, and rememb...

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Hot for Heroes: Circe

Hello everyone!

Well, here she is! The next Hot for Heroes installment. I was right about it being a big one, whew! But it was a ton of fun to write. I really like Circe, and her encounter was great to play out.

Naturally, this means I'll be getting votes for who you fight next as you...

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Dream of a Black Sea

Of course you're dreaming.

Merely dreaming.

You're not really on the shore.

You don't really feel the sand between your toes.

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Warwitch 3 Up for Preorder!

Hello patriots!

Great news. The next book in the Warwitch series is up for preorder! So get out those flags, puff out your chests, because winter break is here, and our hero and his lovely heroines are off to meet the parents!

And if they happen to stumble across a plot by subversive ...

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