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Have You Bought Your Mug Yet?

The China Uncensored store will close at the end of the day on Christmas Eve.

We chose to work with this specific vendor because they were the only drop shipper who sold mugs not made in China. But we're not thrilled with the high cost of merchandise, which gets passed on to our fans. View Post

Notice About Reaching Our Goals

Hi Patrons!

Thank you so much for your continued support! You may have noticed that we seemed really close to reaching "$500" on Patreon, but now it's suddenly down to about $400 per video.


What happened? Did the CCP hack us and for some reason steal only 18% of our money? Did th...

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Will China's Currency Dominate the US Dollar?

So...I may need to start asking everyone to donate yuan to the show...
—Chris

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5 Ways China is Like the Galactic Empire in Star Wars

I thought I'd never be excited for another Star Wars movie ever again. I was wrong. But seriously, I was blown away by how many similarities there actually are between the CCP and the Galactic Empire. Can you think of any I missed?
-Chris

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China Sells Killer Drones to Iraq

This episode got me thinking...maybe it's time for a China Uncensored drone! At least until I get that Death Star.
-Chris

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Is Cloned Beef the Future of Chinese Meat?

So...anyone want to go vegan? Or would you eat cloned beef? Let me know what you think!
-Chris

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Google Hangout Today

Anyone who wants to join can do so through this link!
https://hangouts.google.com/call/vhggfrfiysvbyoxchophwgagrya
See you there

-Chris

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November Google Hangout!

It's that time of month again! Let's chat on Monday, November 31 at 3:00 pm Eastern Pacific Time! See you then.

Chris

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10 Unbelievable DIY Vehicles Made in China

I am not very handy with tools. Except serving as a tool for hostile foreign forces jealous of China's rise. So that's why I'm pretty impressed by what you're average Chinese 'Zhou' can make. What's the most impressive thing you've ever built?
-Chris

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Merchandise + Special Item for 50-Cent Army

The much-asked-for China Uncensored merchandise is finally here—just in time for you to buy yourself ALL THE THINGS this holiday season.

Here is China Uncensored's official merchandise store:

http://chinauncensore...

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Happy Thanksgiving! (Patrons Only Video)

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!  Happy random day of the year...everyone else.

I posted this a couple hours ago, but accidentally put the video on private. Now it's unlisted. And shared only with you.

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A Special Message to Patrons Only

Happy Thanksgiving (to Americans). And, um, Happy November 26 (to everyone else)!

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This Woman Is Driving China Crazy

I hope that all of you, my brave 50 cent (or more!) army will rally to spread the word about Anastasia Lin! Otherwise we're going to see a lot more of these things. Who knows?! Maybe I'll even be banned from going to China!

-Chris

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China Will Hunt Tibetans With Drones

As if Tibetans didn't have it hard enough as is, China is deploying drones to hunt down Tibetan refugees. This is really starting to sound more and more like a bad sci-fi movie.

-Chris

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8 James Bond Villain Techs Used by China

Clearly James Bond films are putting ideas in the wrong minds. Let's hope the new Star Wars won't have the same effect.

-Chris

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5 Signs China's Economy Is Weaker Than You Think

I get a lot of questions about this topic. Many of the 50 centers (not you, the CCP ones) always defend the Communist Party by saying how strong the economy is! Well you know, what? It isn't. Happy to finally clear up some of the confusion on this.

-Chris

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10 Images Show China's Doomsday Air Pollution

A picture is worth a thousand words. So this episode is worth 10,000 words. I'd say that's a bargain! Thanks again for contributing to the China Uncensored Patreon campaign!

-Chris

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A New Era for China and Taiwan?

So this story has been causing a lot of controversy. Was the meeting between Chinese leader Xi Jinping and Chinese leader Ma Ying-jeou a good thing or a bad thing? I want to know what you think!

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Behind the Scenes of China Uncensored in HK

Hi Patreon supporters! As some of you know, despite my obviously superhuman abilities, I don't produce China Uncensored alone.

Full time, it's only me and my producer Matt. Shelley volunteers a few hours a week. She really is a copy editor—but does way more, and in fact generates lots of goo...

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China's New Spy Hotline

So I definitely had some fun filming this episode. What do you think of the bow tie? Should I bring it back?

-Chris

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China Changes One-Child Policy to Two-Child Policy

You may have seen headlines about China ending the One-Child Policy. But if you think this was a reform, you'd be mistaken. This has been covered so poorly in other media. And if it weren't for your support of China Uncensored, that might be the only story you get.

-Chris

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Oh, LEGO! What Have You Done?!

Remember when LEGOs brought you endless joy? Well, a bucket of Kragle was dumped on my childhood when I learned that LEGO wouldn't sell in bulk to a Chinese artist. But don't worry, he may still get all the LEGOs he needs.

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Hi Patrons!

Thank you so much for your support! I am now trying to increase my video production with an extra part-time editor. (Normally I do the video editing myself, which takes more time than the writing and hosting.)


That means you'll see me upload an "extra" video some week...

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All I Have to Say Is: You Guys Are Awesome.

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Google Hangout!

Here's the link for today's Google hangout!
https://hangouts.google.com/call/dc76bwxuto3p6avbxieiuydlqma

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US Sends Destroyer to South China Sea—Is War Next?

Why it is if you listen to good old Chinese state-run media! And you know here at China Uncensored, we do. See you all in the fallout shelters!

-Chris

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So Tell Me What You Want!

A lot of folks have asked if I plan to create China Uncensored merchandise this year. Like mugs.


Actually, I don’t know the answer to that. So tell me what you want (what you really, really want) by filling out this 90-second survey:

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Music Download

If you joined my Patreon campaign recently, you may have missed my original post from July 15 with the music and wallpaper downloads.

First, welcome to the China Uncensored 50-Cent Army Music Troupe!


For the first time anywhere, ever, I'm releasing the soundtrack to China Uncensored....

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Wallpaper Download

For those of you who joined the China Uncensored 50-Cent Army recently, you may have missed this post from July 15.

Welcome to the 50-Cent Army!


Show off your elite status with the 50-Cent Army wallpaper:

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China-UK Relationship Goes Nuclear!

I recall that in Stanley Kubrick's movie "Dr. Strangelove," he specifically had world leaders sitting around a giant green table to give the idea that they were playing poker with the fate of the world. Seeing how Xi Jinping and David Cameron partied together, I can't help but wonder how far off Kub...

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