joshslater

Circular Trade

They all would have thought it was some sort of shared hallucination if not for the very real physical evidence that it indeed had been real. Their dicks had moved around. Steve now had Jonathan's dick, ...

Kush Push

So I wrote this little caption to a totally inappropriate photo, naughty me. You can just find yourself an all-male nude orgy with artistic lighting on your favorite smut platform to go with the text.

2021-06-11 02:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post

No Touching

Another one of those images I've captioned elsewhere but covered up a bit so MasterCard doesn't get angry with Patreon.

"Look but don't touch" they said. Well, I don't need to touch anythi...

Matt & Liam

So this story rewrite is a bit interesting because the history happens to be reasonably well documented. I must have read the 2021-06-09 19:59:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Permafrost

He changed my hair. It's such a small thing I almost feel embarrassed complaining about it, but that just makes it worse. It's driving me crazy, and I can't complain to anyone because they would just tel...

Battle Meditation

As if hardwired the same thoughts always invaded just before the fight. I kept seeing the lanky, dirt blonde computer science major in my mind. How he powered through the night playing Counterstrike on r...

Pop Quiz

A short rewrite of another papermoon357 story.

Personal Growth

"Please let me go" I managed to whisper with enormous effort and without almost any facial movements. He pretended to not hear. "And then we have the pectoral muscles. You've had so much fun talking abou...

Morning Wood

"God! Oh, God! That wasn't a dream?! How the fuck... How am I even going to pee?"

I made this oneliner caption in a chat, and I like how ambiguous it is. There could be anything down there. I tried...

The Trio

I think we were all pretty happy with the end result in the end, while at the same time regretting trying to save money. I mean, we all got the physique we wished for and worked out together like a D&...

Matt and Liam

This is a rewrite of scallylads89's untitled story from tumblr that I had forgotten about for two years.

It was Thursday again ...

Just Waiting

He entered the locker room with some amount of trepidation. This entire part of the school only had below average memories for him. Exhaustion, pain, non-dodged balls, and the only blot on his grades. Bu...

Frequent Fleer

"Hey, man. Sorry about the wait," the half-naked man in his early twenties excused as he climbed into the driver's seat of the taxi. Well, shuttle car to be more exact. "You're going to the airport right...

Flesh Limited

- No! No, no, no, no, no. There must be some way to swap back. Some way to refill it.
- What do you have to moan about? You know how much fucking work I put into that body? I don't even know what macr...

On Call of Duty

Another one of those NSFW captions. I could probably pretty easily find something safer and use as a photo, tweak the text a little, and you would be none the wiser. I chose to compromise this way instead.

2021-05-13 06:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Group Shower

This caption is the start of a story, but I have no idea where it goes next.

I guess I was a bit hazy and inattentive as I stood in the shower after a particularly intense gym session. I could almost feel the muscles building as the pump pulsed in my body and the post-workout sweat...

Quarantine & VR

“Are you sure you’re OK with this?”

We were slowly driving through an eerily empty city center from my student flat next to campus on one side of town to Ethan’s flat on the other, with all my belongings stuffed in the back of the U-Haul. Not that I had so much stuff we needed one. ...

Anti-theft device

This is another of those captions I've originally written elsewhere with an NSFW photo. Lightly edited be sure to be within Patreon pornography rules. Google reverse image search is a thing that exists.

He did see the sign prohibiting trying on underwear, but as he tore open the bo...

Stop Looking

Everything shifts again in that now-familiar wobble. "Just... fucking stop," I say half resigned, half exhausted. "Stop what?" he answers pretend-innocently. "Stop dicking with my looks." He smirks. Anot...

Metamorphosis

It's spreading again, faster than ever before. This time I'm not scared though. The first time I was so scared something was wrong with me. Well, something is wrong with me. At least I'm not normal. I kn...

Push and Pull

So this little conversation story started as a caption, kind of. I found this amazing photo of an imposing man and wanted to imagine where it fit in into a larger narrative.

2021-04-24 23:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Oopsical Human Trial

He's so mad. I don't think I've seen him so mad before. No, definitely not. Or is he scared? Perhaps he is both mad and scared. He's kind of cute like that. Oh, he's waiting for me to say something.

Hypothetical #8

Your head hurts like seldom before but it's the chill that forces you awake. You squint at the morning sunlight shining in through the bedroom window. The morning light is about the only thing welcoming about the situation you realize. This isn't your bed or your bedroom. The room is bare except ...

Spit Takes

A few different small captions.

Powershare

- So, it's impossible then? If FDA isn't approving it and they are shutting down the production, it's only you lucky bastards in the trial that ev...

Strong Coffee

My expanded version of papermoon357's caption.

The whole thing started Tuesday morning. Matthew was in the shower, late...

Texting

So this is another one of these small captions written in NSFW Discord. I'm again being overly safe with Patreon's policy and give you the option to reverse image search on your own.

"Is t...

Another Kyle

He is sleeping hard under me, completely exhausted. If he was on his back he would have snored like a fucking quad, but like this it is peaceful. He's going to have some pretty deep sheet wrinkles on his...

Finding the Line

None of them can believe it's actually working. "Should we wake him up?" Steve asks, a bit uncertain if this is going too far. "You don't do things under hypnosis you really don't wanna do deep down, isn...

The Overlook

"Come play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever," the other twin repeated.

It must be a hallucination, but they looked so real. In my mind I was running through all options I could think...

Push and Pull

"Is that it?" Elijah asked as he entered the kitchen.
"Yes. You can pull it apart if you like," Mark answered from the hallway, still removing his shoes. Positioned at the center of the kitchen table was a metallic, fairly heavy-duty chastity device resembling a bent metal tube combined with a...