When I close my eyes & think of peace
I remember how good it feels
To lay in lonely suburbia
Listening to the rain pour
The droplets illuminated by streetlight haze
Hitting the windowsill by which I lay
As I drift off soundlessly
Into a much needed sl...
2023-01-23 21:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't actually blackout when I left this, but I DID lose track of time! I was just so excited to be back leaving these for you :') Enjoy my ~exclusive~ life updates hehehe! Goin' live on Twitch playing Life Is Strange at 8 PM EST come hang! 2023-01-19 00:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello chipmunks & chipmisses! I feel like every year I dedicate January to brainstorming my content across all platforms, so I've been doing that a lot over the past few days. Last year, I tried my best at making reels & tiktoks & feel as though I did okay with it all, but kind of fiz...
2023-01-17 00:28:06 +0000 UTC View Post
An absurd collection of my what I got for Christmas haul aftermath, my first cocktail after vlogmas, Finley’s birthday, NYE, New Years Day, Roo in GA, & the doggies today 🫶 ENJOY
2023-01-12 00:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostAlright y'all it's 2023 & it's time to REALLY get back on schedule in all areas for me. That means that weekly writing, photo/audio posts & more frequent video uploads on here are BACK BABY! Today is technically my first day ~not OOO~ after the holidays so I'm getting back to business on ...
2023-01-09 23:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is our 2022 holiday card 🥰🎄 Happy holidays from The Ohrstrom farm family to you! I tried to scan this but it was suuuuch bad quality compared to just taking a pic of the card, so I hope y’all don’t mind! Thank you for being so patient with me on here this month. Vlogmas really has ...
2022-12-24 21:52:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas card shoot sneak peek for all my patrons <3 I'll upload the card here when it's finished! Comment below your favorite 6 to use for our annual holiday card! Just pretend they're each numbered in the order they're in LOL. My favs are personally 1-6, but the last 4 are really doing it f...
2022-12-07 21:31:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you legends for helping me pick the new colorways/products to offer when bringing back my Bone Apple Tit merch! I settled on forest green & black like you guys said to & they’re available in long sleeve tees & crewnecks :’) They’re soooo comfy & I’m so happy to bring...
2022-11-25 15:21:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you guys heard my last audio message you know I was stressed the hell out about content 😂 I was just worried I wouldn’t have time to get a patreon video up for you in November because of my vacation & how busy I’ve been leading up to it, but I decided to film a secret vlog/errand vl...
2022-11-21 20:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you guys do when you're stressed out? Let me know in the comments below <3 Love you
2022-11-18 22:49:58 +0000 UTC View PostHello peeps! We are heading to Jamaica next week from 11/22-27 for a family vacation with my in laws as well as my sister in law’s in laws 😂 I wanted to let y’all know I’m working on pre-filming content all week for you across all platforms so I can enjoy my time off. I don’t think I...
2022-11-15 05:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostTHE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG Y'ALL! I'm just posting this message for my patrons & have merely *hinted* to it on my IG story when I was trying to gauge interest on colors, but I'M BRINGING BACK MY BONE APPLE TIT MERCH THIS YEAR FOR VLOGMAS! IT'S OFFICIAL! But need your help! I finally found a su...
2022-11-07 21:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright my little glip glops! Here is a collection of fun & deranged photos that my IG story never saw 😈 From behind the scenes filming pics to doggy pics to Abby’s wedding pics to fit pics (.)(.) & cute farmers market moments! Hehe
2022-11-04 17:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello my little sugar plums <3 Vlogmas is rapidly approaching (yes I'm doing it again this year) & it's going to be my 10 YEAR VLOGMAS ANNIVERSARY! I am planning some special things, but I wanted to ask here if there is anything specific you LOVE seeing in vlogmas that you'd like me to do ...
2022-11-02 19:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostHELLO SQUARES! In my last video on here, I got really sick by the end of it! It all happened so fast it was absurd! It was exactly a week ago that I filmed that outro & I have finally made somewhat of a recovery. I'm still congested, but am definitely less lethargic, have less of a cough, &am...
2022-10-24 16:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostI updated both my profile pic & banner on here today to be more... Meg oriented hehehe. The last pics I had were from our wedding which were cute, but not really *patreon focused* lol. I made the banner from a collection of subscriber-made art of me & stay smilin' tattoos people have gott...
2022-10-10 13:54:21 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday squares <3 Just wanted to update you on how life is lately & what I thought VA would be before we moved here. It is none of those things! I love life! xo
2022-10-09 19:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostHello my patreon peeps <3
I've been feeling SO good about life & my routine lately which doesn't happen very often so I'm writing about it to remind future me to slay in the same way! LOL. I have been consistent with workouts 3x a week, have been doing great with my upload schedule, ...
2022-10-06 20:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a while since I’ve written poetry or prose on here rather than just a life update so here we go.
Every so often I have times where I feel everything
All at once
Everything builds up
And I break down
It comes on the way most things do
When I least ...
2022-09-27 20:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my patreon peeps! End of week check in here! How we feeling? I for one am ecstatic because I think our internet is fixed & I can stream again tomorrow! Fingers crossed 🤞 Also, the dogs & hogs are truly living their best lives rn… There is photo proof 😂 These are random pics ...
2022-09-25 23:29:46 +0000 UTC View PostHello legends <3 I feel like I'm finally settling into my work flow here in VA which is exhilarating! I'm trying to get back to my consistent & predictable schedule on here with early week writing posts, mid-week voicemails/pics, & more videos! I have my hand in a few pots at the momen...
2022-09-20 17:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO PATREON PEEPS! I’m so sorry for the dang post delay on here! Life has been INSANE these past 2 weeks & really the past 2 months tbh. I’ve been vlogging bits & pieces, but here are some cursed & cute images for you not on IG from our move. I can’t believe we’re finally on...
2022-09-03 01:26:46 +0000 UTC View PostLove you stinkers :') Here's a lil check in. How are you?
2022-08-18 23:04:16 +0000 UTC View PostTHE PIGS MADE IT TO VIRGINIA LAST NIGHT! Blessed be the day brothers! Thank you all for your prayers, well wishes & good vibes you were sending us for their safe arrival. They worked! After the incident on the road, we’re just so relieved! Finley is currently oiling their skin & coat up...
2022-08-09 17:46:39 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... This week has been absolute madness & I just have to share because all I can do is a writing post this week. For those of you who don't know, Finley & I loaded the pigs into our farm truck on Thursday so he could drive them across the country to his family farm in Virginia until ...
2022-08-06 21:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what I seek for the rest of our time in Oregon this summer & nothing less!!! Tiny dog butts, an ice cold IPA on the river, kayaking, & good forkin times brother! Here’s some pics from our river day when Lindsey was in town that never saw the light of the gram 💚
2022-07-28 19:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe are slowly chipping away at our to-do list for our cross-country move as the days go by. I figured I'd share what we're currently up to! Or... What Finley's been up to since I've mostly been in the house listing things on buy nothing facebook groups & craigslist! LOL.
1. Dismantle gr...
2022-07-26 21:48:23 +0000 UTC View PostFor this week's audio post I have a little content update for ya! There is a new reel up on IG & a new TikTok up! One of which had some uploading issues so go show them some love LOL. Also, there's a new vlog up here: 2022-07-20 22:34:13 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week's writing post, I want to do a community exercise! I've been watching a lot of period pieces lately & have honestly always been so fascinated with them. I mainly watch them for the fashion because of the magnificent dresses, corsets, hats, etc. but tonight I was thinking that I ...
2022-07-19 06:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week's audio post, I'm sharing someone ELSE'S podcast! LOL. I listen to this podcast weekly & truly have never found a more interesting show. Shan covers everything in this intimacy/sex/relationship themed show. This episode specifically I wanted to share with y'all because this is l...
2022-07-14 19:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post