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Nothing Is True Chapter Eleven

Clarke woke slowly and painfully, swimming up from the hazy oblivion of unconsciousness, eyes opening a crack. They widened as things came into focus, and she sat up with a gasp of surprise, one that rapidly became a soft squeal of pain as her injuries, aggravated by the sudden movement, made the...

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Forsaken Chapter One

Forsaken

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Mount Olympos, home of the Greek Pantheon, was a place that had long held the imagination and dreams of mankind. A beautiful, shining place from which the gods reigned over all of creation, described by Homer ...

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Shadows and Dust Chapter One

Shadows and Dust

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There were countless beliefs about how the universe began. Innumerable religions and myths, explanations both mystical and mundane, magical and scientific. Theories of how everything that is, was, and will be w...

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Potential Projects Poll

So the next update, I expect, will be Because of the War. Furthermore, I have several projects that are approaching the point where I would be considering the idea of starting to post them. There is a poll up on my Patreon (Pat-reon dot com/historicalhijinks) that is open to the public (i...

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Crown of Slaves Chapter Five

Crown of Slaves

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“Put this on.” Asmu-Nikal greeted me to her room three days later with blunt words and an imperious finger pointing at an outfit that had been draped over the back of a chair. She had k...

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Dawn Is Just A Heartbeat Away Chapter Three

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Dawn Is Just A Heartbeat Away (Hope Is Just A Sunrise Away)

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A pleasant, deeply satisfying soreness and the warmth of two slender forms p...

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Nothing Is True Chapter Ten

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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Kostia didn’t even try to restrain her grumbling as she laboriously made her way towards Niylah’s trading post, Klark’s unconscious form slung across her shoulders ...

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Crown of Slaves Chapter Four

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In retrospect, perhaps, having my already-angry owner return home and find me sitting in her private library, reading her private notes and contemplations on the Force and other related subjects had…not been the wis...

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Which Worm Story Should Get Updated

I can't go back to writing all three of them full time, so I thought I would give you guys the option of deciding which of the three will receive an update! Vote below, and we will all get to enjoy the result!

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Nothing Is True

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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Abigail Griffin hadn’t been the best company, at least for certain people, since her husband had been floated. Oh, she was genial enough, polite ...

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Crown of Slaves Chapter Two

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Asmu-Nikal was…less than pleased when she returned to her quarters that night, having (presumably) just finished being grilled extensively by the other members of her...

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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed) Chapter Eight

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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If Kostia hadn’t already thought that Klark was insane, she would damn well believe it now. Brave, but insane. Ambushing the Maunon was all to the good...

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Dawn Is Just A Heartbeat Away Chapter One

Dawn is Just a Heartbeat Away (Hope Is Just A Sunrise Away)

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Evening balls in Garlemald, the Imperial Capitol of the Garlean Empire, were not uncommon. Wind or rain, sun or snow, summer or winter, the movers and shakers...

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Hedonistic Heroism (Rewrite) Chapter One

Hedonistic Heroism (Or, How I Saved the Multiverse Via the Shameless Pursuit of Personal Pleasure)

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“Goddamnit…” I groan, leaning back in my computer chair and starin...

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Conquest of Paradise (Rewrite) Chapter One

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Starting World: The Division

Starting budget 280

Patron

Archdeity of Eternity free [280]

Mesméra free [280]

Intensity

Me and My Girlfrie...

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Nothing Is True Chapter Seven

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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“By Sheidheda’s Black Bones!”

Costia flinched at the particularly vile curse that Niylah let loose roughly ten seconds after she laid ey...

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Seraphim: Earth Bet Sidestory #4

As always, please consider supporting me on Patreon, and join me in thanking my current Patrons!

Neolithic Knuckledraggers: Acrimonious, Tempist, Here_I_Am!

Bronze Barbarian: L. Baccus

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Legends Never Die Chapter Six

Vote Tally : [NSFW] - Legends Never Die (They Become a Part of You) {Worm and League of Legends Quest} | Page 3 | Questionable Questing [Posts: 88-103]

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[X] the song-spells of Seraphine rang true, before you

[X] decided to go on the offensive...

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Hedonistic Heroism Chapter Eight

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Andraste

The Broken Isles were beautiful, lush and varied and sprawling. Even the ruins that dotted them did little to detract from their beauty, actually enhancing it in many ...

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Herald Chapter Nine

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The atmosphere in the room was tense as the pair stared each other down, before Taylor grinned made her way over the arena as well. Looking the other woman over, she nodded in approval.

“The legenda...

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Conquest of Paradise Chapter 11

Many thanks, as always, to my incredible Patrons that make writing possible!

Neolithic Knuckledraggers: Here_I_Am!, Tempist, Acrimonius

Bronze Barbarian: Luke Baccus

Iron Intellectuals: Anna Quinn, CyberCrisis, ...

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Legends Never Die Chapter Five

Slight miscall last chapter, due to lack of experience. The ‘Get A Job’ roll was actually a success! So that will happen before the current event is over, though that isn’t in this chapter.

I believe I have gotten a firmer grasp on the system, please let me know if you think anything ...

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Nothing Is True Chapter Six

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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The ‘bunker’, as Clarke called it, was massive. That had become rapidly apparent the more the two of them had moved through it, passing cul-de-sac after cu...

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Seraphim Chapter Fourteen

Seraphim

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Lisa Wilbourne, born Sarah Livsey, had encountered many ‘curve balls’ in her life. In fact, her life had seemed to take a sadistic pleasure at throwing shocking and emotionally, which is why she h...

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Hedonistic Heroism (Formerly VQSV) Chapter Seven

Hedonistic Heroism (Or, How Excessive, Shameless, and Sinful Self-Indulgence Somehow Saved the Multiverse)

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Modera

The small sitting room into which the Royal Family of Gilneas had usher...

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Herald Chapter Eight

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Colin Wallis had never considered himself the most socially astute man, though he was reluctant to admit failure in anything, because of a few reasons. First, and mos...

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Legends Never Die (They Become a Part of You) Chapter Four

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[b]Vote Tally[/b] : [NSFW] - Legends Never Die (They Become a Part of You) {Worm and League of Legends Quest} | Page 2 | Questionable Questing [Posts: 49-61]

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[X] Contact Sabah (To Talk To Parian)

[b]No....

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Conquest of Paradise Chapter 10

As always, an enormous thank you to my current supporters on Patreon! Consider becoming a Patron for a bevy of benefits, including early access to chapters!

Neolithic Knuckledragger: Acrimonious

Bronze Barbarian: L. Baccus

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Nothing Is True Chapter Five

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

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Waking up had been rather less than delightful, despite the pleasant soreness that lingered from her self-indulgence the night before, as Clarke learned ...

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Seraphim: Trifecta Snippet #2

Many thanks to my current supporters on Patreon! Please consider joining their ranks for any number of benefits, including early access to chapters of all currently-updating stories!

The next story to be updated will be Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Sh...

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