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REACTION: Dons - 'Hollow' | LATVIA Eurovision 2024

Is 2024 the year Latvia finds itself qualifying again to the finals? Let's react to their entry "Hollow" by Dons and see what we reckon!

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Playing CHARADES using only MEMES AND CUTAWAYS

In an entirely theoretical concept, Olympia persuades Nova to play a rousing game of Charades with only Novympia memes and cutaways as prompts.

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REACTION: Angelina Mango - 'La noia' | ITALY Eurovision 2024

Italy is always a country we look out for at #Eurovision and this year they have not let us down! Here's our reaction & thoughts on Angelina Mango with "La noia."

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REACTION: Windows95man - 'No Rules!' | FINLAND Eurovision 2024

Labelled a "joke entry" by large numbers of the #Eurovision fandom, Windows95man will represent Finland this year with the song "No Rules!" and we apparently have a lot to say on the matter.

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REACTION: alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - 'Teresa & Maria' | UKRAINE Eurovision 2024

We take a look at what Ukraine is bringing to #Eurovision 2024 and offering up some thoughts that might prove to be somewhat controversial. We're bracing ourselves for the comment section on this one.

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Full Of It #279 - Calendar Girls

I was streaming on Twitch the other day when I experienced the most bizarre case of the Mandela effect. For some reason, I was convinced that I had done an episode of the pod about this precious little comedy drama called Calendar Girls. It's one of those cute comfort movies I'm always w...

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Our FIRST EVER VIDEO with CHAR | REACTION

🐷 A little while ago we lured Char onto the channel to expose our group chat under the pretext that we would be reacting to the first ever video we did together. The requests to actually do that were so numerous that we've decided to make things right.

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REACTION: Sarah Bonnici - 'Loop' | MALTA Eurovision 2024

We are continuing on with our coverage of our first Super Saturday of 2024 by taking a look at Malta's selected artist, Sarah Bonnici!

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REACTION: Gåte - 'Ulveham' | NORWAY Eurovision 2024

#Eurovision 2024 seems to be shaping up to the the year of the witch, as Norway selects their winner of Melodi Grand Prix, Gåte. Apols for the noises we emit in this one. 

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REACTION: Nebulossa - 'Zorra' | SPAIN Eurovision 2024

It is always interesting when the odds get it wrong and a national selection sends a surprise to #Eurovision. Here's our reaction to the low-key iconic Nebulossa with "Zorra." 

🌟 Nebulossa - Zorra: https...

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Olympia's FIRST BARBIE! | P.O Box Haul

It might have happened 25 years later than hoped, but in our latest PO box haul, Olympia receives her first Barbie doll as well as a hat that Nova has already banned from the bedroom.

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It's time for another PUB QUIZ!

The NOVYMPIA Pub Quiz is BACK! Questions will follow various topics and categories and will be streamed via an unlisted Youtube link which will be revealed on Patreon on the night. This is only for patrons and all patrons can play.

All you need to bring is yourself and a notepad to record y...

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Palworld is a DISGRACE | Novympia FAVES

For the first Faves & Sh*tters of 2024, yer gerls are discussing the recent controversy surrounding alleged Pokémon rip, 'Palworld', attorney Gerta Rauss and Olympia's tasty new buns.

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Full Of It #278 - Barra Boy

Cameron Macaulay is a Scottish man who, from the age of 2, asserted that he had lived a previous life on a remote island some 200 miles away from his home in Glasgow. With bizarre, specific details about his former life including his house, dog and family members, he convinced his mother ...

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REACTION: Bambie Thug - 'Doomsday Blue' | Ireland Eurovision 2024

Has losing their record given Ireland the drive to redeem themselves this year? We take a look at the winning entry from Eurosong 2024, "Doomsday Blue" from Bambie Thug.

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REACTION: Raiven - 'Veronika' | SLOVENIA Eurovision 2024

...and it's the turn of SLOVENIA! 🇸🇮 Today we're reacting to Raiven - 'Veronika', as she hopes to snag the first Slovene victory at Eurovision in Malmö.

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Full Of It #277 - DragCon 2024

We have returned! This past weekend we had a booth at RuPaul's DragCon 2024 and met so many of you that my ankles decided to give up the ghost. With our decrepit bodies and struggles with setting up the booth in mind, we'd still absolutely do it all again because it was such a touching and lovely...

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NOVYMPIA'S DRAGCON 2024

💫 Join us! ...as we flop around our booth and meet a plethora of Novympia cultists at RuPaul's DragCon 2024.

It was an honour to meet all of you - Nova and I are eternally grateful to have had a line at the booth and tonight's podcast is a companion piece detailing every second!

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We tried ranking UK Eurovision entries from the past 20 years...

Join us as we try our hardest to rank the UK #eurovision entries from the last 20 years, from James Newman's farty trumpets to Sam Ryder's delicious space hair 🇬🇧

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Secret Santa Unboxings! 🎄

Huzzah! It's our first round of Secret Santa unboxings for this year. In this collection we've got darling presentations from Oli, Carolyn, Amy, Leanne & Paul(a)!

Don't be disheartened if your box is yet to arrive as we often have these unboxings carry on well into January. If you have ...

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Full Of It #276 - Raising a Child

...and it's a Full Of Baby starring Nova Trunchbull apparently. Given that we have friends who recently had a child, it dawned on me just how little we know about what it takes to raise a human. I decided to present Nova with s...

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Our 2023 YEAR IN REVIEW

Happy New Year! 🍾 As we enter another year of unbridled hell, we take a second to look back at all the content we plopped out over the past 12 months.

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Cilla Black was a MENACE | Novympia FAVES

Join us for our FINAL Faves & Shidders of 2023 where Olympia complains once more about old lady things and Nova talks about K-Pop or something idk.

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Merry Christmas, puffins 🎄

Yer gerls would like to wish all of you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! Thank you so much for being with us in 2023 - we can’t wait to show you what horrors are in store for 2024.

All our love, petals 💕

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Full Of It #275 - Annie

Is this Christmas-related? The jury's still out. BUT, it's a classic motion picture simply brimming with cack that demands a pod all of its own. Annie is a 1982 musical based on the nightmarish Broadway show of the same name. Picture the most bizarre Bob Ross-looking lit...

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REACTION: Besa Kokëdhima - 'Zemrën N’dorë' | ALBANIA Eurovision 2024

Albania has chosen their entry for #Eurovision 2024, so join us as we dive into "Zemrën N’dorë" from Besa Kokëdhima.

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Olympia's Christmas CROQUEMBOUCHE

It's the Christmas culinary treat! ...and perhaps the most startlingly insane thing she's ever uploaded, which is quite an achievement. 🎄

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Full Of It #274 - The Holiday

The Holiday is a 2006 American romcom and one of the turdiest Christmas pictures you'll ever see. As I explain in the pod, it really could've done without Cameron Diaz and Jude Law's dreadful storyline, which unfortunately makes up 50% of the entire thing. I mean Kate Wi...

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Nova is visited by The THREE GHOSTS of CHRISTMAS

Exactly what the title suggests - this year, Nova was visited by Scrooge's ghosts to show her the error of her ways.

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REACTION: Aiko - 'Pedestal' | CZECHIA Eurovision 2024

There weren't a lot of options at ESCZ this year in our opinion, but the final selection certainly could have been a lot worse. Join us as we discuss "Pedestal" from Czechia's #Eurovision 2024 entry, Aiko.

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