KAHOOT QUIZ VOICE CHAT AT 8.30!
The big Novympia Cult Voice Chat fuckfest will commence in 20 minutes in preparation for the next quiz night at 9.00pm. I've put a chicken on.
2019-04-23 19:10:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Full Of It #51 - Luka Magnotta
This one is a little bleak so if a story about a self-obsessed psychopath mailing body parts to elementary schools sounds like it isn't the one, maybe listen to an older episode. Luka Magnotta is an incarcerated Canadian murderer who infamously video taped his heinous crimes after failing to beco...
2019-04-20 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Tuesday 23/04/19
We're going for ROUND 3 of the new format Kahoot! Quiz!
If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.
At 8.30pm GMT, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kahoot! The quiz is open to all patrons....
2019-04-18 17:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostNAR Contestant Progress
We've got one episode left before we round up the season 2 pricks for the grand reunion finale and they're looking very evenly matched. All 3 finalists are equally great and/or terrible. #TeamJess #TeamLinda or #TeamPony?
2019-04-18 17:47:36 +0000 UTC View PostBLACKPINK - KILL THIS LOVE: EP Review
Nova shares her thoughts on the latest EP from Kpop sensation BLACKPINK!
2019-04-17 17:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostRecording Legendary Creature
A few clips from our session in the studio yesterday recording the GORGEOUS new version of our musical turd.
2019-04-16 21:09:07 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #50 - M. Night Shyamalan
A brief dive into the career of one of the most bankable directors Hollywood has ever seen. His movies have always been my go-to place of solace despite his being known nowadays as something of a joke due to the release of a slew of shitters he wrote from the mid 00s onwards.
2019-04-13 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Instagram Handles
If you're still waiting to be accepted into the patron-only live stream account on Instagram, leave your usernames down below and I'll get on it.
To clarify, you need to send a request to join the Instagram account to be accepted and I only need you to post your handle below if you've done ...
2019-04-11 14:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostWe're Recording MUSIC (Remaking Legendary Creature)
The very first video posted to our channel was a music video for the original song 'Legendary Creature' which would go on to be a critical and commercial failure of vast proportions. Fast forward to reaching a goal of 250 Novympia patrons and it's time to remake it.
2019-04-10 20:20:15 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race S2: #7 Cult Leader Couture
In this episode, we find out which of the idiots make it to the top 3 as they show off their finest Nova and Olympia looks.
2019-04-09 21:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #49 - Gypsy Rose Blanchard
Another creeper, this time about a young woman who killed her mother after an entire childhood spent thinking she was more ill than she really was. And the mother well looks like Heather from Eastenders.
I'm now adding a downloadable mp3 version to see if it will combat some playback issues...
2019-04-06 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostASMR - This Wine Tastes Like Crap #38
The bitch is back to discuss another bottle of vino, but this time I decided to impart my wine analysis in soft, whispery, tingly goodness.
2019-04-06 12:56:26 +0000 UTC View PostWendigo Solutions: Episode 27 'VIP'
With some trustee board members walking around the Wendigo office building, Olympia decides to put on her most professional front and spend the day chatting with bff Hilda.
2019-04-05 08:59:14 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #48 - The Blair Witch Project
“In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary…A year later their footage was found.” As an 11 year old queer obsessed with horror movies, just that tagline alone would change me forever.
2019-03-31 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE NOVYMPIA ROAST
As requested by cult patron Jack, we got some of our best girls down to the Heights for an evening of insult 'comedy' and fine wine.
2019-03-30 09:31:37 +0000 UTC View PostNOVYMPIA'S EUROVISION 2019 FAVES
We've brought back our Eurovision faves rundown due to popular demand and also thrown in a healthy mix of songs we think are just dire.
2019-03-27 22:58:49 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #47 - DragCon/DragWorld
A run down of our DragCon LA experience in preparation for our first DragWorld in London.
2019-03-24 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTRACKMANIA TURBO! Nova vs Olympia
In the 7th instalment of Nova vs Olympia, we sit down to play the Nadeo/Ubisoft sleeper hit #TrackManiaTurbo - a steroid-fueled multiplayer racer that elicits noises of both glee and cack-inducing terror from us.
2019-03-20 19:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race S2: #6 Wh-arse Wally?
With only one more episode to go before the final, our morons were asked to present their best 'Where's Wally/Waldo?' scenes and gave it their most medicore efforts.
2019-03-17 18:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #46 - Ghosts
Let's talk about ghosts and how I vehemently believe that they aren't real but continue to be part and parcel to basically every culture and faith around the world.
EDIT: I'd like to clarify that in trying to find examples for falsifying the existence of something I spoke about witchcraft a...
2019-03-17 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostSHANE DAWSON PARODY
After his documentary-style and conspiracy theory videos took the internet by storm, I couldn't POSSIBLY avoid doing a parody of YouTube darling Shane Dawson.
2019-03-14 17:19:09 +0000 UTC View PostUNBOXING OUR YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON
When you hit 100k subs on YouTube, they give you a wonderful reward in the form of a silver plaque in the post and we just received ours!
2019-03-12 17:39:39 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #45 - The Murder Game
In 2003 the BBC aired a murder mystery reality show called The Murder Game which was unfortunately a huge flop but continues to intrigue me because of the genuinely creepy format and logistical disaster it must have been to produce.
2019-03-10 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Kahoot! Quiz VC is going live!
Tonight’s quiz starts at 9.30 but the voice chat is beginning now in the Discord to get everyone RAMPED UP FOR IT 😏.
2019-03-08 20:58:38 +0000 UTC View PostTHE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Friday 08/03/19
We're going for ROUND 2 of the new format Kahoot! Quiz!
If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.
At 9pm GMT, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kahoot! The quiz is open to all patrons. If you have not...
2019-03-05 12:08:20 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race Progress
We're nearing the finish line of the race and it's ANYONE'S GAME. Well sort of.
2019-03-05 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #44 - Ms. Rowat
I'd like to tell you about a teacher I had when I was about 17 who, along with another fruit in my school, I befriended on my lunch breaks. I never knew what happened to her but I'd like to think she's okay and I will one day take her to the cinema like she offered to do with us before we turned ...
2019-03-03 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia Review! Wigsbuy Wigs
Let's see if these are any better than the units from our dear friends at Trendco..
2019-03-02 12:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostPO Box Haul #1
When we set sail on our full-time Novympia YouTube adventure, we opened a PO box which has been fraught with problems but we've gathered our first haul and present a grand opening alongside the announcement of the new PO box address.
2019-03-01 13:49:19 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race S2: #5 Gash Game
It's the return of non-fan favourite episode 'Gash Game' in which our fools try their best celebrity or character impressions.
2019-02-27 20:49:54 +0000 UTC View Post