Dearest puffins and followers of the Novympia Cult lifestyle,
We just wanted to wish everyone who celebrates a very happy holidays! Wherever you are in the world we hope you find some joy during this time of year and we urge everyone to stay safe and sensible in regards to the current pande...
2021-12-24 19:44:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, the prize turkeys have been tasked with sending in their very best holiday postcards in our 2nd seasonal challenge of this cycle. Cam, Madeleine, Meronica, Lüump and Tina face off to determine our TOP FOUR!
2021-12-20 22:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's compilation features a roster of Novympia Cult veterans who have all submitted unboxing videos in previous years - Cam who hails from Melbourne, Australia and Hannah and Lynsey both from the UK! 🎄
2021-12-20 12:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Melissa Caddick was an Australian woman who disappeared after having been exposed for running a Ponzi scheme. She would vanish the day after authorities raided her Dover Heights mansion leaving in her wake an army of devastated family and friends who were all conned into giving her an estimated w...
2021-12-19 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a year since we last saw Olympia tinkling the Wendigo ivories and we learned that it had all been a dream - now we find her once again unhappy with the office Christmas plans.
2021-12-18 16:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post
UK-based cultist Lana (@hermatestella on Instagram) has an incredible business putting crystals on yer teeth and we just knew she'd send an amazing box, so here's the gorgeous Margo from the USA, unboxing her Secret Santa haul!
Featuring a special guest appearance from Margo's precious feli...
2021-12-17 14:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In an annual tradition, Olympia sits down to create another festive culinary treat with mixed results.
2021-12-11 15:24:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a TOP 5! Did your fave make the cut?!
2021-12-11 00:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi guys! Here's the first of TWO videos coming to our channel this week!
This holiday season I wanted to share with you a few eye looks I usually wear when out of drag but still want to feel a little glam. Hopefully some of you found this helpful and interesting - feel free to leave any que...
2021-12-09 17:45:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The original survey collapsed - if you have already voted then please vote again below.
Please consult the attachment to see which contestant is which and vote wisely!
2021-12-08 18:49:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The judges were ALL OVER THE PLACE with this episode which features more twists and turns than a Virginia Reel following Traffic's shock DQ from last time.
VOTE TO SAVE (ends Saturday):
The original poll collapsed on us so find the new poll right here on Patreon!
2021-12-08 16:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's Secret Santa 2021 unboxing treat comes to us all courtesy of Dustin, who received a box from a fellow Canadian and Gali, who received theirs in Finland from The Netherlands!
2021-12-07 14:49:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Phoebe Handsjuk was a 24-year-old Australian woman who died under mysterious circumstances when she was discovered having fallen down a garbage chute in her affluent Melbourne apartment complex.
Despite being under the substantial influence of alcohol and sleeping pills, poli...
2021-12-05 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube's Queen of vintage halloweeny shit gets the Novympia parody treatment!
2021-12-04 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Our wonderful patron Carolyn from the UK is the first cult member to receive a box and film an unboxing video for all of us to see - and it's all the way from Salt Lake City, Utah.
I usually put multiple unboxing videos together over several compilations but since this is the first and Caro...
2021-12-02 16:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Nurse Jackie is an American medical dramedy (remember when people said dramedy) that aired from 2009 to 2015 - on which network and to whom, I have absolutely no idea. I've never met another person who watched this show and it might speak much more to who I'm friends wit...
2021-11-28 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Housewives week on the race - and it's turtle time!
What to we think of the top and bottom contestants this week?! Sound off in the comments!
*EDIT* Deadline is December 4th 23:59 GMT not 11:59 - sorry for the confusion!!
2021-11-26 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We posted stories to Instagram asking for honest assumptions about us and people did not hold back.
2021-11-26 16:40:48 +0000 UTC View PostHelloooo!
We wanted to pop on here for your thoughts regarding some potential Novympia plush toys we may or may not be working on 👀
If we were to launch a campaign with Makeship and launch a Novympia plush, we have a...
2021-11-17 14:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
For everyone who is taking part in this year's Secret Santa - check your DMs! Your recipients have been sent to you and you can start putting together your crap basket.
That means it's now unfortunately too late for anyone else to join, but there's always next year.
If you signed up b...
2021-11-16 18:53:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We've had SO many of you jump into the ring for this year's Secret Santa! 💕
The cut-off for getting involved will be midnight tonight UK time (19:00 EST, 11:00 ACT) - I'll be sending out your recipient addresses tomorrow!
If there are specifically any more Canadian or New Zea...
2021-11-15 16:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We bid adieu to another arsehole as the competition starts to heat up! Who are you rooting for in the next challenge?!
2021-11-15 13:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The Golden Girls is an American sitcom that originally aired on NBC from 1985 to 1992. For something that centres on 4 older women living in Miami that looks like it was filmed on a loaf of bread, it's remarkable that this show is still airing around the world almost 40 ...
2021-11-14 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
JOIN US! As we once again delve through the glorious packages sent to the Novympia PO Box.
2021-11-13 22:16:03 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week's challenge we asked our arseholes to produce "80's glamour shots" and the entries are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Quite the controversy. What do we reckon cultists?
Voting is now CLOSED and the results will be posted later today!
2021-11-12 21:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hellohh!!
If you'd like to enter the patrœne Secret Santa 2021 then simply send us a message over Patreon including the following info:
- Name (Usernames/Aliases are also fine!)
- Address (Please be as specific as possible)
- Dietary requirements su...
2021-11-08 19:50:16 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nova Guynés
Nova turned to me the other day and asked with an indignant fury as to why I've never dedicated a pod to Guy Fawkes. I opined that that was a bizarre question and that her surprise was entir...
2021-11-07 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova presents a video concept she's been sitting on for years and years - putting garbage inside ugly balloons.
2021-11-05 23:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening, puffins! Hope everyone had a gorgeous Halloween.
Every year since its inception, we've done a Christmas Secret Santa exchange between the patrons who wish to take part and posted a bunch of the unboxing videos to bring the Novympia cult a little closer together.
If you w...
2021-11-02 18:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In a special Halloween edition of Full Of It (Fullershet), I bring you a delicious reading of Stephen King's horror classic, Carrie.
This book contains graphic descriptions of violence and SA which some puffins might want to skip.
Happy Halloween! ðŸ...
2021-10-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post