[F4A] The Beast Slumbers Inside [Alpha SoulMate][Black Sheep][Destiny][Sleep Walking][a Dark Forest at Night][She-Wolf][Longing][Gender Neutral][A Curious Encounter with an Alluring Werewolf Roleplay]
Just posted an audio and somewhere between my flu afflicted hearing and the Blue Yeti being a bitch something is going wrong. It is something that I cannot seem to edit out a box sound which sounds horrible.
Many apologies, I will try and sort it as soon as possible.
2019-01-22 16:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon only series of short audios exploring the misadventures of Grumpy Honey as she struggles to become London's most successful pimp.
2019-01-21 01:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostShe ruined my dream of being a pimp.
Please press F to pay your respects.
2019-01-21 00:10:07 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
2019-01-20 23:27:58 +0000 UTC View PostToo many candles, not enough boobs.
Husband so boring that his wife ran off to a sex dungeon.
Fuck machine was the highlight of the game.
Would rather eat Oreos than play again.
EDIT: WHAT WAS THE BLUE THING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!!!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL...
https://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
2019-01-20 22:20:58 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Villainous [Tropey Quest to Save Your Village][I Am Evil][No Really, I Am Absolutely Evil][Soooooooooooooooooo Evil][An Interesting Job Offer][Portly the Fluffy Hell-Hound][Fantasy Roleplay][The Start of an Epic Quest][Gender Neutral][Oh So Very Evil Mage Roleplay]
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2019-01-20 21:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostCan be infected with Honey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF2PVzUKd6I
2019-01-20 15:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Cavalier [Every Villain Has an Origin Story][Spy Games][World Domination][Shades of Grey][True Love][Gender Neutral][Supervillainess Proves Her Love for You Roleplay]
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βTreason is very much a matter of habit, Smiley decided.β
β John Le CarrΓ©, Tinke...
2019-01-19 16:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am so very used to the usual insults, death threats and blackmail bull shit, but this is something new.
Behold this jewel of a fucked up comment.
2019-01-19 13:53:56 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Shiver [Out of the Frying Pan into the Fire][Warming You up][Constriction][Destined to the Snakepit][Gender Neutral][Saved by a Scheming Lamia Roleplay]
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βSo rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries,
She seem'd, at once, some penanced lady elf,
Some demon's...
2019-01-18 18:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostLive now at:
https://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
[F4A] Breaking up Is Hard to Do [Emoji Abuse][You Really Should Have Known Better][Pissing off World Class Assassins Is a Bad Thing][Locks Only Keep Honest People out][Gender Neutral][Assassin Ex-Girlfriend Roleplay]
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βAlways take the most unexpected routeβ
[F4A] Off the Clock - Vocal Only [Flirting with the Enemy][Slow and Smokey][Bad Girl Honey][Gender Neutral][Flirty Crime Lord Roleplay]
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βTo be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered.β
β Theda Bara
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2019-01-17 19:27:46 +0000 UTC View PostTrying something a little new and I would love to know what you think. ππ§π§π§
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Well look a fresh face. A very pretty fresh face. So tell me stranger what brings you to the Honeypot?
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[F4A] Off the Clo...
2019-01-15 22:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] See Yourself Through My Eyes [Reassurance][Confidence Bolstering][Admiration][Inspiration][You Are Wonderful][Gender Neutral][English Artist Admires Her Muse Roleplay]
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βAll of us need to be in touch with a mysterious, tantalizing source of inspiration that teases ...
2019-01-15 18:29:35 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe. I dunno, but I still think that going from a night shift to a doctor's appointment does not make me a muppet.
Yes, I am a little bitter. But At least I just got a text telling me that I don't have to work out my notice anymore.
FREEDOM!
SPOTTY SPOTTY FREEDOM!
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2019-01-14 19:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I am very, very special. Apparently the exhaustion, chronic sore throat and *soap powder allergy* are fucking Chicken Pox. I have Chicken Pox.
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO I HAVE CHICKEN POX?
People are acting like I have the plague. Banshee has all but painted a Black Death cross on t...
2019-01-14 19:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] High Maintenance [WHY WONβT YOU LOVE ME!?!!][WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?][LOVE ME!!!][Temper Tantrum][Emotion Manipulation][Gender Neutral][Emotionally Unstable Yandere Roleplay]
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βDude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.β&nb...
2019-01-11 17:29:12 +0000 UTC View Posto use crying over spilt coffee when it might just give you a second chance with The One.
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[F4A] You Were Always My What If [High School Crush][Chance Encounters][Taking Chances][Mutually Oblivious Muppets in Love][Blushing][Second Chances][Coffee as a Plot Devic...
2019-01-11 16:24:25 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Scared of the Dark [Would You Hold My Hand][Horror Movie Cliches][First Kiss][A Little Bit Ridiculous][Nervous Girlfriend][Things That Go Bump in the Night][Gender Neutral][Nervous Girlfriend Roleplay]
I wish you saw yourself the way I see you. Intelligent. Capable. Brave. Hardworking. Darling, you are so very special and you shine so brightly. Let me hold you close and please just listen.
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[F4A] You Will See [Cuddlesome][I Wish You Could See Yourself Like I See You][Com...
2019-01-10 12:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Am I in Love with You? [Drunken Rambles][Worldβs Longest Voicemail][Love Confessions][I Am Sober I Just like Laying on the Floor][Gender Neutral][Best Friend Drunkenly Confesses Their Love Roleplay]
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βLove me like Saturday night, like three ...
2019-01-09 15:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Just a Reminder [You Are Amazing][You Are Not Alone][Please Listen to This Whenever You Need It][Adoring Comfort][Gender Neutral][Loving Girlfriend Voicemail]
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βSometimes, the best way to help someone is just to be near them.β
β...
2019-01-09 14:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Bed Made a Wonderland [Squeaky Yawns][Cuddlesome][Sheet Sounds][Late Night Adoration][Sleepy Rambles][Mouth Sounds][Closeness][Gender Neutral][Drifting off to Sleep Together Girlfriend Roleplay]
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βI willed myself to stay awake, but the rain was so soft a...
2019-01-08 22:51:31 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Do I Think You Are Sexy? [Kissing][Pining][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers][Adorkable Love Confession Roleplay]
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βIt is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.β
β Shannon L. Alder
[F4A] Well That Takes the Biscuit [We Need to Talk][Confusion][Biscuit Betrayal][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers][Adorkable Love Confession Roleplay]
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βLove is supposed to be based on trust, and trust on love, it's something rare and beautiful whe...
2019-01-08 15:29:55 +0000 UTC View Post