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Marc's Ric Flair speech

If Marc had been asked to do a video for Ric's match, it would have sounded pretty much like that. 

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He was starving: Ric Flair's last match Part 1

The medicine is water! The medicine is water! 

If you missed our video review of Tuesday Night Titans - check it out here! There'll be another video ready to go later today too...


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A little ham-and-egger Friday fun!

Marc & Pete bear witness to the unbridled majesty that comes with having Lord Alfred Hayes as your on-screen sidekick as they take a peek into Vince McMahon's utterly abysmal late-night talk show, TUESDAY NIGHT TITANS!

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The XLR cable fable: Survivor Series (1995) Part 3!

Coming next: Richard Fliehr's final fight.

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Wrestle Me Review LOCKDOWN aka COVID-19: INVASION

aka a lovely bit of silly nonense!

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A complicated legacy

“As I approach 77 years old, I feel it’s time for me to retire as Chairman and CEO of WWE.”

Amidst allegations of sexual misconduct, Vince calls it a day. Things are going to get very interesting from here on in. Or really boring. Could go in that direction too we suppose! 

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The phenomenal, forgotten: Survivor Series (1995) Part 2!

The match nobody talked about, being talked about! 

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The Arseholebreak Kid: Survivor Series (1995) Part 1!

Pete tasked the Tekno Team 2000 to edit and upload this show on their space computers so we sure hope it went up. 

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Slammin' Hulkaroos in a JC Penney: WCW Nitro #1 (1995)

Pete and Marc are in a bloody massive shopping centre at 9pm, eating serious amounts of pasta. 

WCW Monday Nitro. Nitro. Night-ro. Night...raw?

MONDAY NIGHT RAW? 

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WELL THAT WENT PERFECTLY

Hahaha of course it went out earlier than I remembered and we've only just got the ticket links now.

HERE WE GO! (I've not checked them, they may just link to a 404 page knowing our luck)

LIVER:

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WRESTLE ME'S TAGGED CLASSIC: LIVER AND ONIONS LIVE

You've got your liver. You've got your onions. Individually, they're good.*Together, they're sensational.**

The liver is WWF's King of the Ring 1996.

The onions are WCW's Bash at the Beach 1996.

It's the birth of Austin 3:16, the formation of the nWo and the start of the biggest...

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So-called foreigners: Bash at the beach 1995 - Part 3!

Pete and Marc do a show while give Booker T a weird sandwich. 

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Three to four stars: AEW x NJPW: Forbidden Door

Marc gets his booking trousers out as we open a forbidden door in his house and ask him politely to tell us what's up with all of this stuff then?

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It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for June 2022!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of May! All the usual stuff and goodness, plus details on how YOU can be trained by POST by Johnny Valentine, unless he's dead now, which he is.

Because we want to make this EXCLUSIVE to Pat Patreonsons, th...

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Hacksaw Jim Gunnan:Bash at the beach 1995 - Part 2!

Wonky dropkicks and a man that's been programmed (By Jimmy Hart) to do bad professional wrestling. 

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An eMe-gency show: Vince steps down

Big news needs BIG TALK into the LOUDEST MIC in North London! 

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Peng Meng: WCW Bash at the Beach 1995 - Part 1!

Popping teeth out, bursting eyes, and sweating profusely - Meng's doing 15 minutes in the July Californian sun. That's not going to annoy him one bit! 

Sorry 

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That's fockin' bollshayt: AEW Double Or Nothing '22 Part 2

Loving this Cole/Schiavone stuff! Pete and Marc will return with some classic WCW awfulness same time next week, both wearing a massive version of this coat: 


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The Unboxing 3: Greg The (Auction) Hammer Valentine

As Marc's wrestling merchandise illness becomes worse with every passing day, he heads off to East Bristol to try and win a much too expensive load of British wrestling tat. Whatever the outcome, DO NOT TELL HIS WIFE.

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Chonky roster: AEW Double Or Nothing '22 Part 1

A lot of this could have been an email. 

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AEW Double or Nothing 2022 - Part 1 - the video

Heyo! So we thought it might be fun to upload the first part of our AEW Double or Nothing 2022 review to YouTube! Why? Well someone might stumble upon it looking for a serious show review, and then join our little cabal. Can these freeloaders see the next episode next week? Can they fuck.  View Post

Friends say he's back on Ebay again

More unboxing fun for your Wrestle Me week! And this time, it's somehow even...worse? 

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A certain kind of detergent: King of the ring 1995 - Part 3

Sid...almost did a good promo. 

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

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It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for May 2022!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of April, and with a bonus load of photos and chat from our trip to Wrestlemania 38! Don't worry, we're not talking much about that show, it's all the other bits. The bits that no one talks about. THE BEST BITS.<...

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Marc's a YouTuber now

UNBOXIN' FRIDAY!

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Vince vs uncertainty: King of the ring 1995 Part two!

"Daddy, what is a Dok Hendrix?"

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A really little stinker: King of the ring 1995 Part one!

I mean, even after everything we'd gone through, this was a proper honker. 

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Battery water: Wrestlemania 38, Part 4!

And let's never speak of this again! Pete and Marc wrap up their Wrestlemania 38 adventure while gargling massive flagons of tepid water. 

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It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for April 2022!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of March, and with some match recommendations and all the usual gubbins. It's a'happening (so long as you want to find out what Davey Boy Smith was doing in 1994).

Because we want to make this EXCLUSIVE to ...

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Leggy go home to home planet: Pretzel Day: Wrestlemania 38, Part 3!

"If they 'anged Big Daddy for being a wrestler..."

Pete and Marc are back with Day 2 of Wrestlemania 38, and they're asking the question 'Will it be better than day one?' 

No. No it will not. 

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