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Marc's Chinese bot farm - Starrcade 1996 Part 2!

I was one mistype away from sending out a show with the title 'Marc's Chinese boy farm'. We've had worse titles. Marc's had worse rumours...

One final dose of Starrcade fun coming atcha over the weekend...then it's WRESTLEMANIA WEEK! Stay tuned...

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Put the word 'Wrestling' in there - Starrcade 1996 Part 1!

Buoyed by the fact that they're going to see Ultimo Dragon in the (way more bountiful than back then) flesh very soon - Pete and Marc have a look at 1996's Starrcade! 

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WWF-AJPW-NJPW Wrestling Summit Part 2!

Marc, please remember your ESTA. 

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It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for February 2023!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of January 2023! What a month. What a terrible month. And it's the longest  one EVER, which is great if you like them, but must be galling if you don't. About 85% of it is listing crimes Vince McMahon denies...

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WWF-AJPW-NJPW Wrestling Summit Part 1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioqjswFIOIo - a right laugh! 

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Patient fucking zero: Royal Rumble 97 Part 3!

The attitude era. Never happened. Didn't exist. Pass it on 

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Because I'm bizarre! Royal Rumble 97 Part 2

He nearly got through the promo. He almost got there.


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Got a great pull: Royal Rumble 97 Part 1!


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The rule of...one: Money Plane!

You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator? 

Money Plane.

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Big old lads: Wrestle Kingdom 17 Part 3!

Petey and Marco finish up with Wrestle Kingdom 17. Next time out - we're taking to the skies! 





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Still doing the pirate thing: Wrestle Kingdom 17 Part 2

Tam Nakano: lock up your mice! 

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Wrestle Me! needs your vote!

Dearly Beloved,

I hope this reaches you well, my beloved friend in Christ. I am reaching out to you to ask for your help in transferring $10million in, oh sorry, wrong email. Ignore that.

But don't ignore this (it's fine if you do)

For the last three years, Wrestle Me! is proud ...

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Little sneeeeky sneak of Wrestle Kingdom 17 Part 2!

Money.

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Big old lads: Wrestle Kingdom 17 Part 1!

For some inexplicable reason we've decided to watch the pre-show, completing all 6 hours of pure wrestling. No chat, no lengthy VTs, just pure grapps! 

2023-01-12 05:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

An hour is a long time in wrestling: The Saudi takeover

So yeah, if the Saudis *do* indeed take over, which we're not entirely sure they will, now, erm...this is how we'd feel about it. Potentially. In the future. 

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Wrestle Me-mas #12 Crazy Crusher vs. Hell Storm

A match in which everything goes right. Really, really right. 

Once again, thanks so much for joining us during this year's Wrestle Memas! For those of you who are only just joining us, we hope you'll stick around!

Love to you all, Pete and Marc x

2023-01-09 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Wrestle Me-mas #11 - AEW Blood and Guts '22

DUBAI GUYS VS RONNIE PICKERING AT THE CHATHAM ROTARY CLUB THIS SATURDAY (CRYPTO KEYNOTE 8PM)


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Wrestle Me-mas #10 - Kamala vs Bryan Danielson!

Daniel Bryan vs Lakama. 


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Wrestle Me-mas #9 - TNT Fuji Vice!

Vince finally managed it. The curate's egg's curate's egg! 


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"JUDAS!" Rumble - the first and only wrestling soap opera...

Apart from wrestling itself, naturally..

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Wrestle Me-mas #8 - TNA Weekly PPV #1

We head to the Von Braun centre, to take in the horrors of TNA's very first pay per view! 


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Wrestle Me-mas #7 WWE Legends' House!

Why hasn't this replaced RAW? 

Merry Christmas to all those who observe, from Pete and Marc and Gary Busey! 


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Wrestle Me-mas #6 The Best Of Backyard Wrestling!

ER Doctor: "But where did all these children with broken necks come from? Has a school bus slipped down a ravine?" 

Nurse: "No doctor, they're the FUTURE KINGS OF THE RING" 


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Wrestle Me-mas #5- Lord Alfred Hayes vs Bobby Heenan!

Two of our favourite lads do some proper, old school wrestling in alarmingly similar haircuts!  

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Wrestle Me-mas #4 Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler!

Outsider artist Andy Kaufman's feud with Jerry Lawler, back when the latter had that funny little beard. 

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Wrestle Me-mas #3 CM Punk vs UFC!

We're back with more Wrestle Me-mas action... and why has Santa got haemorrhaging ears and bleeding eyes? 

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Wrestle Me-mas #2 - Big Daddy's last televised match!

Pete and Logan Paul's new daddy take a look at wrestling's biggest daddy, and his last televised match! 

Apologies for not putting jingle bells on the last intro. Awful, awful start. 

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Wrestle Me-mas #1 Roman Reigns vs Logan Paul -Crown Jewel '22!

Marc has been gagging to do a show about his new favourite wrestler, Mr Logan Paul... so here it is! 

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I've never seen that before: ECW Hostile City Showdown 1995 Part 2

I've never seen that before: ECW Hostile City Showdown 1995 Part 2

"Okay, that's happening - back to the match now!" 

Next week: WRESTLEME-MAS 2022

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A wonderful return to the world of Party Marty!

"Now the grown ups have to investigate"

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