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The Bernie Madoff of Botox

The article read by Gemma and Holly in The lady wot lunched a little too much - Part 5.

Too hot to trot?

My God! What's happening?! It's 28 degrees c... in the North of bally old England! 🌞

And with the sun scorching the grass, Gemma had Holly, beset by a niggling suspicion that they've left it a little late to start toning up for their summer holidays, have decided to brave the fury of Apo...

Ladies wot brunch a little too much

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Ahhhh, a little digestive siesta in the Eastern heat. Much needed after that luxurious four-hour brunch at the Jumeirah Al Qasr, eh ladies? ...(Burrrp!)

Anyone who's experienced a Dubai brunch will surely envy and empathise with these heavily fed...

Abby gets active

Here's a little preview image for a potential short episode which will be a sort of 'illustrated interlude' in the main Lady wot lunched storyline.

Abby and a couple of her curvy cronies have taken to the gym to work off the effects of all those boozy Epping Hill parties, not to mention the...

Too much Christmas, Gemma?

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It's Christmas Day at the Patterson household. The crackers have all been pulled, the turkey has been reduced to bones, the stuffing has been stuffed down, and poor Gemma is starting to regret that forth helping of brandy-butter-soaked Christmas pud (burp!).

But her...

The Holly bares a belly

A festive 🎁 featuring Holly from my Lady Wot Lunched series.  

I felt I hadn't quite done justice to Holly in my team pic, and wanted to spend a little more time on her pic here. I struck lucky with the lighting, and overall I'm pretty chuffed with how it turned out, even ...

Miss Everett and the postprandial paunches

I'm not sure exactly where this one came from. Possibly it's because I've had quite a few exams recently (all finished and passed now!) and they reminded me of my sixth-form days. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to do an illustration to go along with the story.

I hope you enjoy

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Augmenta Aesthetics

A little teaser image for an upcoming part of the Lady Wot Lunched, introducing a new character: Dr Hayley Ward, owner and principal beautician at Augmenta Aesthetics Ltd, favoured beauty spot of the New Century Property girls.

Arriving one afternoon for her treatment, Gemma is thrilled...

The lady wot lunched a little too much ~ Part 4

Are Peter, Gemma and Holly about to get rumbled, or is that just the sound of Abby's belly digesting another unfortunate Ortolan?

The lady wot lunched a little too much ~ Part 3

Caught out as an impersonator and blackmailed into spying on his true love, things aren't going well for Peter.

Debbie does sports day - A Hill family fanfic

Hefty, high-maintenance Texan barbie Debbie Hill attends her daughter's school sports day, hoping for family glory and perhaps a slightly tastier buffet than last year. But with her other daughter causing havoc at home, and a hostile clique of local moms to contend with, Burnet's hottest young mi...

Deep in conversation

A short piece of plump political fiction: involving SPADs, spin doctors and swelling Westminster waistlines. 

Inspired by Samster's splendid image of the same name (check it out here: Deep in Conv...