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Bob the Calamity Part 18: 182 - 190

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The Calamitous Bob 197: The Legend of the Sneaky Kark

The wind. It was always the damn wind that got to you in the end, if a silex arrow from a kark hunter didn’t poison your guts first. That damn wind just never stopped. Even when it did, your ears would ring from the sudden silence, the same way a starving child dies if you feed them rich food l...

Chapter 196 retcon

Due to some really good feedback that made sense to me, I’ve decided to make two adjustments to the previous chapter. The chapter in question was already updated but I'll repeatthem below for your convenience.

The first adjustment is to make clear the Hadal woman who was ready ...

Changeling part 41

The next morning, Nestra walked into the Beacon’s archives with a team of mooks and Stibbs who had been hired for the occasion. It felt good showing her temporary ID to a baffled worker.

“I will need unrestricted access to Internal Affairs’ servers.”

“W...

Announcement: Next Journey Book is out!

Sadly the Journey tier is closed but hey, at least everyone can see the pretty artwork.
Here is the link if you're interested. https://www.amazon.com/Thorns-Hunge...

The Calamitous Bob 196: Harrakan Viv’s Instant Portable Rearmament Program™

Once again, the Pure League called for salvation and once again, the Dark Blades answered. They left their fortress, their families. They fled the light of the day to gather in secret spots so that they may snatch victory from the jaws of disaster. Those of them that were left, anyway.

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Changeling Part 40

Nestra changed in a nicely provided changing room that smelled of old sweat, under the baffled gaze of a couple of army gleams. Her Wellington suit was nice and familiar, even after some time out of it. She felt protected in it. Funny how the human Nestra loved armor but her Aszhii self disliked ...

The Calamitous Bob 195: Changing the Ways

By the time Viv returned to the ravaged village, the kark were well on their ways to finish the cleanup. There were more survivors than she expected though those who had made it were shadows, haunted by what they’d seen. Most of them were children, teenagers, some mothers with their children. A...

Changeling Part 39

Nestra aspired to some respite after having been cooked to medium-rare by the dungeon and its denizens, but that hope was soon shattered. Her visor screeched in alarm the moment her human self returned to the world. Sereth was more than happy to leave her frantically going through her notificatio...

The Calamitous Bob 194: The Darkest Side

A wave of excitement followed Marruk’s declaration, yet the council was not immediately swayed. They devolved into arguments and declaration. This was all very shocking to them. It went against tradition, a soldier explained to Viv. A woman could not become a warchief, just as a man could not d...

Changeling Part 38

Obsidian Tails slept on the shores of the many islands like dark obelisks of serrated edges. There were a handful of them and they were rather large. From her vantage point, Nestra could see a meandering path edging their resting grounds as it snaked across the apocalyptic landscape. It disappear...

Announcement: surprise week off due to low brain juices

I an terribly sorry. I just need one week to plan the next arcs. I've been pantsing it for a month and it was going fine but the inspiration is finally hitting a low so I need to do the horrible thing I hate doing: sitting down and planning.

I apologize for the inconvenience. :/

The Calamitous Bob 193: Taking Steppes

Wind buffeted Viv, high up over the kark homeland. It was as unceasing as the plains that extended from horizon to horizon, a vast tapestry of gold and green crossed by the distant shapes of large beasts lurking under the tall grass. When the wind truly picked up, vegetation flattened like the fu...

Changeling Part 37

“I got something,” the young intern said.

He proudly lifted a small vial. In it, his superior spotted the cut head of a cotton swab. Thick congealed blood stained the white material.

“I knew the killer would have missed something.”

“Great job,” his superior said.

The Calamitous Bob 192: Is Wimdy

One year later

“Lord Sidjin will not attend,” the pale messenger said.

Viv sighed before thanking the southerner, one of many new recruits into their army. Sidjin was throwing himself into resurrecting the remnants with a vengeance and that was taking entirely too much of his time...

Changeling Part 36

Stib checked the electrical setup one last time. She was thorough, Nestra thought. Wait, no. She was nervous.

“I’ll be fine,” Nestra said.

“The Sight Killer murders powerful C-class like it’s nothing, Nes. You might be a big scary demon girl but you’re still low C-class. I...

The Calamitous Bob Chapter 191: Controlled Growth

Ban surveyed the newest seven warriors joining the One Hundred, as seven others would leave it. The One Hundred needed people at the top, and there were few who could do this in all seasons. Warriors who’d been part of the One Hundred even once were called ‘Numbers’ in the othe...

Changeling Part 35

“I think we need to find a better way to do this,” Nestra said.

Sereth smiled that goofy smile that made her want to smack him over the head and remind him he was supposed to be older and wiser.

“I showed it to Siobhan by the way. She said if you were a man you’d be very hot!�...

The Calamitous Bob 190: Recruitment Drive By

Even with the teleporters shortening distances to a reasonable level, it still took Viv over five days of travel to find where her potential general was hiding from the nearest active portal. As to why it took so long, the answer was that he lived out in the fucking boonies.

West of the por...

Changeling Part 34

Miss Teneru was more than eager to talk about the exhibit since she’d stayed there until it closed. Unfortunately, there wasn’t much to learn that seemed relevant at the time. The rumors and gossip of the artistic gleam world hardly felt relevant, not when the suspect was an outsider who used...

The Calamitous Bob 189: Taking Off

Being leaderless and fratricidal didn’t stop the beastlings from being a threat to humans,. In the orgy of violence that followed, the humans were no less a target. The only saving grace was that they no longer had to push. They also no longer had to hold back.

Viv unleashed everything sh...

Part 33

Nestra still struggled with wall slip going up. There was a trick to it, which was to jump and activate the skill with perfect timing. Unfortunately, she had not mastered it yet, and since face-planting then screaming obscenities in Aszhii wasn’t conducive to stealth, she hauled her demon ass t...

Bob the Calamitous Part 17: chapters 170 - 181

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Bob the Calamitous part 16: chapters 161 - 169

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Bob the Calamitous Part 15: chapters 153 - 160

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The Calamitous Bob 188: The Push

The air smelled of smoke and scorched meat. Massive spells striated the low clouds in rays of ominous colors while all around, the screams and shock of battle rang in a ceaseless cacophony. Viv flew to the Enorian formation as they fought the tide, a trio of aberrants bearing down on them.

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Changeling Part 32

Nestra woke up to a deep feeling of wrongness. Long ago, her dad glued fluorescent stars to the ceiling so she could fall asleep with a nice view — one of those awkward gestures he would do at random when he remembered he loved her. They were still there, almost twenty years after. Faded, but t...

The Calamitous Bob 187: Kings and Beasts

Sounds of battle echoed throughout the night but Viv, and most Harrakans, slept through it comfortably. She’d set up a portal the night before so they had a new shipment of naphtha as well as fresh food, but she had to close it as people complained about the stench. The beastling lands might sm...

The Calamitous Bob Chapter: Oops I forgot the Mana Mastery Upgrade

Viv breathed out, allowing her interface to come to the forefront. Nous’ creation blinked open in the same futuristic configuration as it always did. It was time to see the fruit of her labor and pick a new improvement, this one for mana mastery.

She checked her improvements, of which the...

Changeling Part 31

“It just doesn’t make sense,” Nestra complained.

Nestra brushed her leg, which smarted something fierce, but regen patch and good coffee were already helping her salvage her evening. Or at least it was trying.

She eyed the person sitting in front of her warily. It was the gleam ...