Hello Sexy Patrons!
The game is effectively finished. (FINALLY! FINALLY! F I N A L L Y ! )
HOWEVER (oh dear god what?!)
I can't post it yet (WHYYYYY!?)
Becaus...
2021-07-15 16:51:40 +0000 UTC View PostDinky doo everyone!
To answer the question you didn't ask: yes, sea cucumbers eat through their butts, moving on!
I want you to be in the know as things on my side will be slowing down for the next week or so development wise. I'm taking care of unfinished business in my personal life...
2021-05-25 20:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello, good evening (or morning), Sexy Patrons, WELCOME...to the middle of the month! This is the point in the month where you join me, the developer, in: What's up with Tapp?!
That was fun to write
Now then! Development has slowed slightly due to some real life issues but more import...
2021-05-15 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, sexy Patrons!
We seem to be reaching the home stretch. This month has been mondo productive.
The Champion has been sent for testing and in the meantime I'm polishing the content I've finished and trying to...
2021-04-15 17:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostHappy mid-month my magnificent Magnums! Here is your update fresh from the oven!
Remember when I said "I'm slowly getting the next boss off of paper" in February?
Well she's in... mostly! Just unfinished since, like every other boss her gimmick, style, and what have you needed to be r...
2021-03-15 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHappy mid-month everyone! It's ya boy, Skinnypenis, here to shower you with all that hot and heavy news for development thus far!
First: We making progress lads and lasses! (cue windowstada.wav)
A new build was sent to my trusted testers earlier this month an...
2021-02-16 02:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I've made ample progress during the latter half of this month! Admitting to your troubles is the first step in solving them, apparently! Things calming down over here certainly helped, Good gravy.....
2021-01-28 07:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Mid-month everybody! I have general update/mini progress report for you!
Initially I planned to take the parts I have mostly finished and put them into the game during the beginning of the month; then make more progress on the more complicated parts throughout January. Now just gettin...
2021-01-16 03:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello everybody!
I've been using the time since releasing the demo to rest and recharge my creative batteries. These things take time and an unholy amount of tedium to get through; staring at the same encounter, event or map for almost WEEKS at a time can become...unpleasant.
Adding t...
2020-12-27 06:38:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe softest shape! Thank you for pledging your doubloons and pitching in to help keep these projects coming!
General Announcements and such (like this) are for ALL you groovy patrons to read! However, the less frequent, juicier updates and such will mainly be for...
2020-12-12 05:52:41 +0000 UTC View Post