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PUPORT - TIMELINE #65201998

(Timeline Tuesday #159)

Puports are a species that varies greatly in appearance, encompassing hundreds of different breeds and combinations of features with a diversity that mirrors what we see in the domestic dogs of our timeline. Puports are often similar to a cartoonish version ...

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GUYPOD - TIMELINE #70350118

(Timeline Tuesday #158)

Guypods are a species of artificial sentience from another timeline where all biological species have since perished due to rapid climate change. Previously they had simply existed as a virtual assistant program on a smartphone, but after the humans who buil...

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SHOCKTOP - TIMELINE #3905914

(Timeline Tuesday #157)

Shocktops are a species of large, crawling insect from a nearby desert-based timeline, and are therefore drawn to the warm, arid portions of this reality. Shocktops are flat and disk-like, with bodies that range from two to six feet across, depending on the ...

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Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos ONCE AGAIN I AM TROTTING IN FROM TOUR saying hello as i sit here in a beach house in SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA. thats right its SAN DIGEO COMIC CON TIME. 'but chuck why are you not near convention center?' you might be asking, 'isnt that were everyone stays when they are trotting to co...

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STRAKE - TIMELINE #823010736

(Timeline Tuesday #156)

Strakes are a species of invertebrate who have found themselves in an unusual role on this timeline thanks to a few creative culinary minds. Originally, this species was known by the scientific name of its home reality, Xylentha Urmissa, but eventua...

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SPOTTED GIMBEL - TIMELINE #9871330

(Timeline Tuesday #155)

Spotted gimbels are a species of odd lizard from a nearby timeline. Under casual observation, the standard gimbel appears to be very similar to a spotted one, although standards do not feature the trademark dots that meander across a spotted gimbel’s back....

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The Call Is Coming From Inside Your Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos its your bud chuck here CHECKIN IN from the road. today i have woken up in st louis with a giant handsome arch hangin out kissin the sky above. WHAT A CITY

tour has been going well lots of sold out shows and lots of love being proven (by the way there are 2024-07-12 12:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post

FLYCER - TIMELINE #27120458

(Timeline Tuesday #154)

While the sensation of waking up cold in the middle of the night is something many of us have experienced, the cause is usually easy to diagnose—a window left open, a blanket that slipped off the bed, an air conditioning unit that’s been left on too long...

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These Boots Are Made For Pounding, And That's Just What They'll Do, One Of These Days These Boots Are Gonna Pound Me In The Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

what a time to be trotting buckaroos. in a few days BURY YOUR GAYS will be released and hopefully push this timeline a little closer to love WHAT A TREAT. so that is a good day as an author i th...

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BALTRO - TIMELINE #4668100279767

(Timeline Tuesday #153)

Baltros are a bizarre species of humanoid from a distant timeline, their aesthetics and material composition barely relating to the lifeforms of our reality. These creatures are made up of several gathered spheres, approximately fifty to sixty per baltro, wh...

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Sentient Deep Dish Pizza Pounds Me In The Butt In Fifteen Minutes Or It's Free - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

this week i released new SENTIENT FOOD bundle so i thought i would talk on one of these FOOD BASED CLASSICS here on the patreon. this one is more recent and it is about gettin that butt pounded on time. thats right i'm talkin tingler name of SENTIENT DEEP DISH PIZZA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT IN FIFTE...

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GUMTANGLE - TIMELINE #12980045

(Timeline Tuesday #152)

While carnivorous plants are not unheard of on this timeline, they are often seen as a fascinating anomaly. Typically, the prey these strange flora consume is quite small, link insects who happen to wander into the clutches of a venus fly trap. Because of th...

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Space Raptor Butt Invasion - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

got a message from a buckaroo that inspired my choice of CLASSIC TINGLER this week. it was a simple message but one that BLEW MY DANG MIND. they asked ‘hey chuck i was looking for your classic tingler SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION on the patreon and it was not there will it ever be posted?’ (by ...

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CANDLELUNK - TIMELINE #9811058

(Timeline Tuesday #151)

Candlelunks are a sweet, slow moving species from a nearby timeline who have had little trouble adapting to our reality. The creatures could technically be considered invertebrates, although their physical makeup defies common categorization.

Slightly ...

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DOMESTIC HORNTAIL CAT - TIMELINE #9613076

(Timeline Tuesday #150)

Domestic horntail cats are a breed of cat that is nearly identical to the household felines of this timeline. The creatures are small, with four legs and a sleek, fur covered body. They behave in almost every way like the typical house cat you would find at ...

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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos and welcome to another CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED. to call this particular tingler legendary would be an understatement, i would say this is one of the most talked about tinglers ever. i will also say that i am not entirely sure what it is about this one that resonates with the tim...

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SENSE COLLECTOR - TIMELINE #47829110

(Timeline Tuesday #149)

Sense collectors are a species of gentle observer from a distant timeline. Their bodies are small and squat, about two feet tall and three feet long, although their enormous appendages give the creatures a sense of being much larger. This species is covered ...

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Happy Birthday Bride Of Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt

Tiff is tired of being single, but she refuses to get on the apps for a date. She wants thing to happen “naturally”. Fortunately, a friend intervenes, and suddenly Tiff has found herself matching...

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FWOMP - TIMELINE #11928003

(Timeline Tuesday #148)

Fwomps are mysterious creatures who have made their home in various woodlands across this timeline. It is their preference to congregate deep in the wilderness, although encounters with fwomps are becoming more and more common as cities expand outward.

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Blown By This Handsome Sentient Bubblegum Who Is Also A Successful Landscape Architect

 Frank Borpins is thrilled that his yard will be designed by the famous landscape architect, Jimmy Gumbo. Jimmy is one of the best in the world, a sentient stick of gum who sometimes makes time for sma...

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STINGER SHRIMP - TIMELINE #972801462

(Timeline Tuesday #147)

Stinger shrimp as a species of small, aquatic crustaceans, pink in coloration and measuring approximately two inches in length. They can only survive in salt water, and prefer colder climates. On the home timeline of these creatures, the entire planet Earth ...

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Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

today NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING collection volume 4 is out and while most of the stories in this collection have appeared on patreon, ONE OF THEM HAS NOT. this is because the story is pretty old and was accidentally left of previous collections, old enough that i do not think i even had a patreon w...

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MAZER - TIMELINE #552081793604

(Timeline Tuesday #146)

Mazers are a unique species from a distant timeline that defy the typical fauna categorizations of our reality. These creatures hail from a two-dimensional world, and are impossibly flat. When viewed perfectly from the side, a mazer would seem to disappear c...

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Bisexually Banged By The Absurd Volume Of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

greetings buckaroos this is THE WORLDS GREATEST AUTHOR CHUCK TINGLE checking in from my brain crushing NOVEL WRITING SCHEDULE to post another classic tingler revisited. as update for the big top secret novel i will say that it is coming along very well and i am about to finish first draft which i...

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DOOMBLOCK - N/A TIMELINE (THE VOID)

(Timeline Tuesday #145)

Doomblocks are enormous rectangular cubes that spontaneously appear on timelines without rhyme or reason. While none have arrived on our central thread of reality, sixteen nearby timelines have received doomblocks and so far only one of these timeline has su...

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This Sentient Hot Sauce Destroys My Ass In A Good Way

 Rory is a chili fiend on the hunt for culinary thrills. He’s tasted the spiciest hot sauces in the world, yet he still craves more. Unfortunately, it appears Rory’s journey might be winding doing ...

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KEYMONK - TIMELINE #71023365

(Timeline Tuesday #144)

Keymonks are a species of small mammals who have steadily cultivated a presence on our timeline. It is unknown how they initially arrived here, but the prevailing theory is a random timeline tear between our reality and theirs.

This species is tan in c...

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Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle’s Real Identity - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

WHAT A TIME IT IS IN THE TINGLEVERSE what a time to be a buckaroo. there is so much going on over here i will tell you that i have probably never had a trot this busy in my lifetime, which sounds unfortunate but as an artist it is a GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE. many creative buckaroos know the way of a ...

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TIMESNAPPER - TIMELINE #819972364

(Timeline Tuesday #143)

Timesnappers are a species of large, dessert-dwelling reptile. An adult timesnapper will grow approximately ten feet in length, with a thick tale that stretches out behind the creature and four legs that sprout from the sides of its body. Each of these legs ...

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MILLIPEACE - TIMELINE #527608

(Timeline Tuesday #142)

Millipeace as a species of large, six to eight-inch millipede from a nearby timeline. These arthropods are incredibly similar to their natural cousins in a number of ways, exhibiting similar lifestyles, diets and breeding habits. One thing that makes them di...

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