HELLO.
IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS, AND WE ADDED SO MUCH IN THIS BUILD, AND IT'S 3 AM.
To summarize:
- We basically doubled the amount of stores in the game, complete with new dogs and items.
- More main story content! It's not locked off yet so that you experience them in order...
2020-11-23 10:05:48 +0000 UTC View PostWE ADDED SO MUCH.
I'M SORRY IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE THE LAST BUILD BUT WE ADDED SO MANY NEW SHOPS AND I HAD TO WRITE SO MANY NEW F*CKING DOGS AND I UNDERESTIMATED HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES TO WRITE THAT MANY NEW DOGS ON TOP OF ADDING THAT MUCH NEW CONTENT.
Some things to keep in mind...
2020-11-23 08:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya, folks!
You know the drill. We've got a new comic short story--this time, exploring the consequences of a series of theme park murders, when their murderer is essentially cyberpunk Walt Disney.
The art is cool as hell, and I hope you'll find both the finalized comic (as well as b...
2020-11-10 21:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya, folks!
Coming very soon is our next Strange Scaffold comic - Electric Smile. In a fusion of Disneyland and Westworld that spans half of the continental United States, a detective jumps between carefully-maintained arcologies to bring the founder of this fant...
2020-11-06 20:43:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
Remember how I was talking about how we needed to do a full prop pass on Elf Planet?
We did a full prop pass on Elf Planet.
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2020-10-26 21:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn this build, Elf Planet gets one of the most rad glow-ups you've ever seen. It's filled with trees, foliage, and gorgeous scenery, as well as the hut of the Babayadog - if you can find it.
We also added a fully-formed Dog Park to Patsville, fixed a critical UI crash bug, ...
2020-10-26 20:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe fixed several issues after the Alpha, found several more - and have a new build ready in a SINGLE WEEK after the last one, because our Alpha is that damn stable. It's rad to work on a modular game that functions between public releases, it turns out!
Some things to keep in mind,...
2020-10-20 01:33:39 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, that headline is partially true. We'll get into that in a moment.
Hello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
After the v1 pf Alpha, our first priority was tightening up the airports. We couldn't do a full prop pass on Elf Planet just yet, to add the range of vegetation and C...
2020-10-20 01:29:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya, folks!
A couple months ago, I started my comics career by launching a set of updating short stories. The first story, and the only one to receive multiple installments, is called S...
2020-10-13 20:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
I think I've been awake for over 24 hours now, so I'm going to keep this short:
1) Dog Airport Game is OFFICIALLY IN ALPHA! As of today, we are Airport Complete, with 6 stunning open-world venues to adventure through in your journey across the cos...
2020-10-13 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI HAVEN'T SLEPT IN OVER 24 HOURS AND THE ONLY THING DRIVING ME IS DOGS.
As you'll see in our update, we're stoked to be sponsoring this season of internet super sport Blaseball - and Dog Airport Game has reached Alpha!
I desperately need to sleep, so here are the four things you need to know about An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs and the people who make it, Blaseball fans:
1) YOU CAN PET ANY DOG AT ANY TIME WITH AN INFINITE NUMBER OF HANDS
2020-10-12 16:58:04 +0000 UTC
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As mentioned in the public announcement, there's still cleanup work to do across the worlds (especially Uranus). However, we've hit the point where our final slate of airports are all implemented in-game, in some form. If you'd like a more polished version of these things, look ...
2020-10-08 06:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
If you check the Patreon front page, you'll notice the text and tiers have changed - which is a good thing! All of your benefits have been expanded, there's now space for more people to get their pets put into my projects (and for patrons to get their p...
2020-10-08 05:52:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I've spent days trying to come up with some lovely, concise way of showing just how big of a deal this new update is. Then I realized I could just make a video. So I did!
In the video above, you'll watch me live-develop (alongside my co-developer and programmer 2020-10-02 07:33:39 +0000 UTC View Post
SEND ME THE PICTURES OF YOUR PETS.
Wasn't expecting that, were ya?
I am still hounding some of y'all for photos of pups, but it has taken on the air of a game, now. I have detached from reality. I have ascended to a new area of purgatory heretofore u...
2020-09-22 04:46:11 +0000 UTC View PostHeya folks!
This update is a pretty short, as I am primarily, desperately begging for folks who haven't sent in their pet photos to send them in as soon as humanly possible.
You can hear the final music track for Uranus above - which is one of the airports arriving in...
2020-09-12 17:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostHello!
Please, send me your pet photos, if you haven't already, and you're at that patron tier. Time is running out to do that. Thank you.
Just a brief update, this time. Our next expansion is dropping very soon, and includes a bunch of improvements, including an options menu (with ac...
2020-08-27 05:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post
You saw the public announcement, filled with HOPE and BELIEF despite the WORLD BEING ON FIRE.
We've got a new build for y'all - and it's rad!
Some things to keep in mind, whether you're a ne...
2020-08-05 12:03:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
I'll keep this short, even though the update is very large indeed.
We've got more dogs for ya, as always. More shops. More items, and item effects. More conversations. More existential dread. A dog gives you a gun. However, perhaps the greatest mi...
2020-08-05 11:52:17 +0000 UTC View Post
In case the headline worries you - I'm not doing it immediately.
To make sure each pup (and cat) gets the attention they deserve, I'm closing off all new applications to the Dog Devotee and Cat Conspirator tiers in two weeks. About 1 mo...
2020-07-28 21:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou know how the game is about the last two human beings in the galaxy, meeting and departing from each other like two generous, loving, orbiting stars as they pursue their individual lives in a universe of dogs?
You, the player, are one of these beings.
...This is the other.
Hiya, folks!
I've been a bit more quiet here as I try to share progress more frequently via Discord (you can join the Discord here for exclusive updates and late-night questions about what I should name a dog or something!)....
2020-07-16 21:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
You saw the public announcement! We've got a new build ready for y'all, and, yet again, it's our biggest one yet.
Some things to keep in mind for the awesomeness you're about t...
2020-06-25 11:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Dog Fans and Cat Conspirators!
In my biased opinion, the wait has been worth it.
I am so, so delighted to say we're finally at the point where we can fully claim to have a simulated universe of airports. You can wait for a flight for eight hours, in real time, travel betw...
2020-06-25 11:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostHiya, folks!
Thank you for your ongoing support of my work - in particular, An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. We're right on track for the release of the next major expansion (a couple months in the making!) this week, complete with usable items, a new airport, oodles of neat fea...
2020-06-23 22:11:34 +0000 UTC View Postokay, it is late at night, and i think the Marinara Trench airport is finally complete. also, you can drink sodas and stuff.
that said, I do not trust mine own eyes to behold the game and say "okay yeah that's ready to shout about".
if you want to bang on the build and let me know if ...
2020-06-16 09:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So, you might have noticed that the link to download Pre-Alpha Build 7 is now broken. This is because I was so confident that I would have Pre-Alpha Build 8 finished by the end of today, that I cleared the Google Drive space in advance.
That was a horrible mistake.
2020-06-11 08:33:05 +0000 UTC
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The world was already on fire when I wrote the last patron update. If possible, it has gotten even more on fire. That has slowed progress a bit.
However, progress is still occurring in Dog Airport Game land, and I am therefore delighted to introduce you to the track for our in-deve...
2020-06-04 10:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya! Above, you can listen to some extremely good vibes, courtesy of a preview of our Elf Planet music.
A few pieces of big news:
- The next airport is nearly ready! It's a flooded desert environment known as the Marinara Trench. You'll have to cross between th...
2020-05-27 06:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post