My Q&A is here, animals! Thank you for contributing questions.
Also, this is long. As I've said before, may God have mercy on your souls.
Enjoy!
(I didn't mention Flannery O'Connor or Angela Carter AT ALL, but they're both very important to me, t...
2021-03-23 22:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals. I've long considered making my fiction available through Patreon, and I've decided to finally take the plunge, starting in April (bah dum TISS). As a prose writer, I mainly write horror and erotica--and sometimes I combine the two. I'm working on a number of stories, and would...
2021-03-21 00:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostToday marks four years since I took my first professional phone sex call. I’ve officially been a phone sex operator for as long as I was in college. I frequently joke that being a phone sex operator has been my grad school. I’ve learned more about people, relationships, and sexuality than I c...
2021-03-13 04:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostOr, simply put, in which your humble correspondent takes a bath.
Actually recorded in the bath.
Have fun, animals.
[Bathing] [Nudity] [Giggling] [Vampirism] [Splish Splash] [Light Brattiness]
2021-03-10 21:46:10 +0000 UTC View PostToday marks one year since I started this whole Patreon thing, and I celebrate by rambling about hotel furniture and asking for feedback. Enjoy, animals. Thank you so much!
In this prose piece, a young woman describes a game she plays with her husband, in which she dresses up and behaves like a housewife from a bygone era, tapping into something that's been buried inside her for a long time.
[Prose] [Dom / Sub] [Domestic] [Married Couple] [1950s Roleplay...
2021-03-01 05:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn this special edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," recorded ON LOCATION at a HOTEL, I indulge in the brazen decadence of drinking a coffee I did not have to purchase while talking about orgasms. Enjoy.
CW: I also talk a bit about COVID and COVID-related stress in this au...
2021-02-28 15:48:46 +0000 UTC View PostThis March marks one year since I launched this Patreon (undoubtedly the thing March 2020 will be remembered for). Your support has allowed me to grow and develop as a writer and performer in ways I never imagined, and I'm so grateful. I'd like to mark the occasion by having my first Patreon-excl...
2021-02-26 01:34:24 +0000 UTC View PostA young media studies professor asks his best student to come to his office to discuss a provocative paper she's just submitted. She was asked to deconstruct a popular media trope and she picked, "student fucks professor." Turns out, she wants to be his free-use slut, and she's eager to prove how...
2021-02-13 00:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostYour friendly neighborhood sex witch welcomes the gloomy month of February with this loopy segment, brought to you by the erotic horror of dancing princesses, uterine maintenance, moral ambiguity, faulty duct tape, and chamomile tea.
I'm disappointed in myself for not drawing a parall...
2021-02-02 04:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, animals,
I just wanted to give you an update about January's audios. Due to a few life issues that cropped up, I fell a bit behind, but I will make it up in February. I apologize for the delay, and appreciate your support and your patience. If you have any requests for the coming...
2021-02-01 06:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostWriter's Block doesn't exist, but that doesn't mean writing is always fun or easy. In honor of 1/21/21 (a palindrome date!), I recorded this special edition monologue about it. For public consumption, no less.
References:
We Have Always Lived in the Castle ...
2021-01-22 03:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostA couple is trying to roleplay a doctor / patient scenario. He's shy, and she's eager. He tries several different strategies, asking her to cough and then to curse. He doesn't want her to look at him. And then, unexpectedly, a whole world of erotic possibilities opens up.
[Roleplay] [...
2021-01-16 11:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis is not an honest-to-goodness January audio, but just a little exercise I did for fun. I strained my voice last week, and wanted to ease back in gently, so I decided to record a radio bit from Mad Men. This bit is important because not only is it one of wonder woman Peggy Olson's early copywr...
2021-01-12 04:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's 2021 at last, and I celebrated by recording this. Hope you all wanted to hear about my dreams and kitchen sex (though oddly, not dreams INVOLVING kitchen sex). I hope you all enjoy it. This is officially the most I've ever talked about Sting. Happy New Year!
2021-01-02 04:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes a woman just has to talk about why she wishes she were able to smell things-- particularly, the scent of someone else.
Anosmia is a real condition, and one yours truly has (some version of it, anyway). I was born with it, and it's made life interesting in many ways. Hopefull...
2021-01-01 04:31:18 +0000 UTC View PostCW: Sexual assault
This article contains spoilers for Netflix’s The Queen’s Gambit. Note: this is only about the series, not the novel on which it’s based.
The Queen’s Gambit tells the story of chess prodigy, Beth Harmon, and the struggles she faces as she na...
2020-12-20 12:54:35 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all you people! I've got a proposition that needs your feedback.
I've gotten a very good response to one of my recent audios, "The V Card: A Psychological Memoir," and it's been suggested to me by several listeners that it should be made publicly available, on GWA and my own su...
2020-12-11 21:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's Safe for Work installment is one of my favorite stories by one of my favorite writers. "The Intoxicated" is about two strangers, a man and a girl, who meet at a party and talk about the end of the world.
Economic, revealing, and very weird, this story of Cold War anxiety s...
2020-12-10 04:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn December's segment, I fight against the ravages of vocal strain to talk about my favorite James Taylor song, the inherent loneliness of Christmas, and certain "specialties" in pulp crime fiction.
Enjoy, animals! 2020's almost over!
I forgot to tell you to wear a mask this mon...
2020-12-02 04:54:21 +0000 UTC View PostA once religious college freshman, in the midst of exploring her faith and her sexuality, decides to take her own virginity.
A situation with which yours truly might be familiar.
[Prayer] [Introspection] [Masturbation] [Emotional] [Legal Teen] [College] [Religion] [M...
2020-11-28 09:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostRecently, I told a man what I do for a living. This man was neither a potential client nor a potential romantic partner. He was a friend of a friend, who I was meeting for the first time, and who happened to ask what I do.
This is, apparently, a question people ask when they first meet.
... 2020-11-18 02:29:38 +0000 UTC View PostA meditation on darkness recorded in the darkness of my closet. And by darkness, I mean loneliness, especially as the seasons change and the world keeps getting darker, literally and figuratively. This is one way I'm trying to cultivate connection, and you're all a big part of that. Stay tuned fo...
2020-11-01 23:38:14 +0000 UTC View PostSubmechanophobia is the fear of man-made machines that are fully or partially submerged in water.
I first learned of submechanophobia because I kept seeing the word pop up in the comment sections of YouTube’s Defunctland series, a favorite of mine. Finally, I Googled it, and di...
2020-10-27 14:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn the spirit of the season, I wanted to experiment with erotic horror AND surrealism. This is the result. While I did a bit of tweaking for the sake of narrative, this audio was inspired by an actual nightmare I had and my experiences with sleep paralysis. Much of the dialogue you'll hear comes ...
2020-10-23 03:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt usually comes out as a joke. They ask coyly. I can always hear the edge of a laugh. Even when a sincere answer is expected, there’s still a note of irony. We both know it’s a cliché.
But as with many clichés, it exists for a reason.
The fun of phone is sex is being extremely ...
2020-10-14 08:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I just got out of the shower, and in the warm, clean after-haze, I’m sitting here surprised by how I feel.
There’s a frosted window in my shower. The view is obscured, but I can see the lights of my neighbors’ houses. When I’m in my kitchen, I can see these ...
2020-10-05 06:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostOctober's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This" finds me home alone! Walking around my apartment! While I record! And on top of all that, the spoooooky season is upon us.
HALLOWEEN, MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is pretty much a ramblefap without the fap (sorry, but I was too wrapped...
2020-10-02 02:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt's late at night and you're anxious to get home when a young woman in distress approaches you. She asks you for a ride. It's out of your way and a pain in the ass, but she offers you something you just can't refuse.
[Older man / younger woman] [Light manipulation] [Quid pro quo] [Ro...
2020-09-23 07:45:21 +0000 UTC View PostAs fall approaches, I discuss the basics, responsibilities, and blood sacrifices required to enjoy specific things. I think the kids call it being in a......Fandom? Disney references abound. Get your April Bingo cards ready.
2020-09-03 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post