『If I get dragged off into the jungle, will you come and save me?』
『Why would anyone drag you off into the jungle?』
『Do you see how many Beastmen there are around here? There are bound to be a few who see me as a snack.』
『Your equipment makes you stronger than the ...
2025-01-20 08:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post“How do I look?”
“You look like Xoc.”
Xoc flicked her ear and sent an exasperated look up at Winter Moon. The Dragon – or was she a Beastman who could turn into a Dragon? – looked back down at her with an innocent expression.
“What?”
“Didn’t you say tha...
2025-01-11 22:36:57 +0000 UTC View Post『Hmm…okay, is that everything?』
『Everything I can remember. I can single out conversations in a busy market, but following a dozen arguments at once is a different thing entirely. Are you sure I should be the one doing this?』
『Don’t worry, you’ve been doin’ a great j...
2025-01-07 05:09:10 +0000 UTC View Post“If someone purposely set a building in your village on fire, what would you do?”
“I’d put an arrow in the asshole who did it,” Reed replied. “Three arrows, just in case the first didn’t kill ‘em.”
Liam sighed.
“Wrong answer?” Reed asked.
“No,” Li...
2025-01-04 03:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I woke up in the hospital. Hopefully I'll be out again soon. I still have access to google docs, but editing will be sketchy on a phone. We aren't too far behind but expect a content dump rather than a regular release at some point.
Sorry for the delay!
2024-12-19 03:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post“Just how much do they want me to stay in touch with them?”
The Shadow Demon said nothing as Liam sorted through the packs of supplies it had just delivered. Since they would be in Re-Blumrushur for a prolonged period, he figured it was a good time to restock. Between delivering Liam’...
2024-12-08 12:05:30 +0000 UTC View Post“Why’re we goin’ to the house bein’ run by a Noble instead of the other one? Should be easier if we don’t have to deal with a Noble, yeah?”
“Because both houses are being run by Nobles.”
The armsmen looked up from their chatter as Countess Beaumon...
2024-12-02 08:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostMuch to everyone’s relief, Liam’s read on Pierre Ulenieu seemed to be accurate. The Merchant asked no questions, made no comments, and most importantly of all, he paid in coin. Negotiations were straightforward, with Ulenieu simply offering them a price that he claimed was fair consider...
2024-11-26 04:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post“What do you think, Liam?”
What am I supposed to think?
“I think you look nice,” Liam answered.
Lady Beaumont’s delighted response suggested that he had provided the right answer, but something told him that it was the wrong answer at the same time...
2024-11-19 01:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, look who finally decided to show u–”
Olin seized the wiry man by the neck and scraped his impudent expression off on the nearest wall, leaving him dead at the end of a crimson smear that curved to the wooden floor.
“Anyone else need a lesson in respect?” Olin ...
2024-11-13 03:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostAs it turned out, the whole damn city of Re-Blumrushur was only half on fire. It took a few hours going down the other side of the cloud-shrouded pass before Liam could survey the reported damage. The city at the bottom of the valley was still over a day distant, but he could still make ...
2024-11-07 10:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post“Liam, I don’t know any greasy Nobles with four chins.”
“Huh?”
“I don’t!”
Liam did his best to keep his face from screwing up in confusion at Lady Beaumont’s sudden outburst. What was she getting at?
“Maybe it was a fat Merchant,” C...
2024-10-29 08:41:40 +0000 UTC View Post“You win yet?”
“Shut up.”
Liam snorted as he refreshed the Purple Worm Venom on his throwing daggers.
“I finished a whole job and you’re still on your losing streak. How is that even possible?”
“Probably because it was an easy job,” Raul said....
2024-10-21 23:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, you alright, Nemel? You’re lookin’ kinda crazy in your corner there.”
“Hm? Whatever do you mean, my lady?”
The sound of mad scribbling nearly drowned out the imperial scion’s absentminded reply. Liane eyed her warily from what was probably a safe distance.<...
2024-10-14 23:13:57 +0000 UTC View Post“This is a lot crazier when you see it in person.”
Waves of silt-laden water lapped at Liane’s toes as she and Florine stood on the banks of the Oriculon River. It was already the largest river she had ever seen in her life the last time they visited the Draconic Kingdom; now, one...
2024-10-08 00:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat the…
Standing on the westernmost berth of Corelyn Harbour, Liane watched as a motley assortment of passengers disembarked from the recently arrived barge from Warden’s Vale. They were a provincial-looking lot…at least if ‘provincial’ included counting Orcs, Li...
2024-09-30 23:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post“Yo, Baroness.”
Ludmila looked up from her brooding to find Chief Esess approaching her with a lazy wave of a claw. The Lizardman Lord was accompanied by his usual entourage, which included the Ranger in charge of training on wetland terrain, Ezsris. The black-scaled female smack...
2024-09-23 22:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Welcome back, Lady Zahradnik.”
“Thank you, Lluluvien,” Ludmila replied with a warm smile. “How has everyone fared in my absence?”
“I can’t say that much has changed,” the Half-Elf Maid replied. “The Druids say that the Upper Reaches will start seeing...
2024-09-16 23:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m back–hm, smells like Albedo.”
“That is hardly an appropriate thing to say, Liane,” Clara said.
“Doesn’t change the fact that it smells like Albedo,” Liane wrinkled her nose. “Do you think she realises it? Actually, why don’t you say anything si...
2024-09-09 23:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostPreposterous.
In the pitch darkness of her suite on the Tenth Floor, Albedo sat on the floor, twisting the hem of her dress with a gloved hand.
Utterly preposterous!
The will of the Supreme Beings? Was that truly to be her hateful fate?
2024-09-02 22:33:34 +0000 UTC
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A tense hush fell over the crowd as Albedo and Shalltear stared at one another from their places on the sand of the arena. Ainz’s gaze went back and forth between the two duellists as his mind fell into familiar patterns of thought and analysis whenever he got a whiff of PvP.
A Bl...
2024-08-26 21:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Ainz-sama.”
A malaise hung over Ainz Ooal Gown, Supreme Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Sovereign of the Sorcerous Kingdom, and the man who had recently been made aware of how clueless he was about running a country. Not that he ever thought himself good at it. He knew h...
2024-08-19 23:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostAinz folded his hands on the table, making a show of giving Baroness Zahradnik’s query plenty of serious thought. No, it wasn’t as if he wasn’t giving it serious thought, it was just that nothing came of it no matter how much he tried.
Even in his previous exis...
2024-08-10 06:43:56 +0000 UTC View PostWell, that was unexpectedly fruitful…
As twilight fell over the Sixth Floor of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz Ooal Gown, Supreme Overlord of said Tomb and sovereign of the Sorcerous Kingdom settled on a log in a bush outside of the arena. Standing a few steps away was Baron...
2024-08-03 06:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post“For someone who’s supposed to be my vassal, you seem far too interested in Albedo.”
“I would be a fool to miss this opportunity, my lady,” Ludmila replied. “It isn’t every day that one can witness a polearm user so skilled.”
Lady Shalltear snorted.
“Stand still so I can kill you!” Countess Beaumont shrieked.
“Aiiiiieeeee!!!”
The shopkeeper let out a shriek of his own, falling backwards over his stool as the Countess sent a vicious slash over the store counter. She clicked her tongue in annoyance after fi...
2024-07-20 08:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Come closer so I can kill you!” Countess Beaumont shrieked.
“Aiiiiieeeee!!!”
Magistrate Woodlund let out a shriek of his own as he fell backwards over his makeshift seat. As soon as he hit the ground, he crawled away from the furious noblewoman. He could only...
2024-07-15 01:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post“Liam, we need to move.”
“What’s going on?” Liam asked.
“This crowd is attracting flies,” Olin said. “If we don’t get out of here, we’re going to be neck-deep in…distractions.”
The Eight Fingers executive cast a disparaging loo...
2024-07-12 05:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post『Are you sure I can do this?』
『Hm? Hell yeah! Do all the things! What? …you’re no fun.』
『Huh?』
『Not you. Clara said you’re not allowed to do any women. You’re in enough trouble as it is on that front.』
『I’m not gonna do ...
2024-07-07 10:17:16 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t get it.
Liam frowned at the men lining both sides of the table. A full third of them had passed out while the rest were somewhere between senseless and comatose. He eyed the liquor swirling in his cup – it was some sort of wine that tasted more like vinegar – wond...
2024-07-03 08:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post