Thief is back! A video that's way more fun to make than DOS Trash! Fuck DOS trash!
This one is also extra long - four whole missions! It felt like a natural way to break up the series since these are all about collecting artifacts to get into The Haunted Cathedral, which would be an a...
2020-09-14 19:22:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This may be the worst video game I've ever played. Really, truly, sickeningly awful. In a way that I've purposely mixed some of the game audio lower than usual because of how ear-splitting and shitty it is. This is a curse, do not thank me for this, The Varginha Incident is the toxic sludge scrap...
2020-09-02 18:05:38 +0000 UTC View Post
So I been working on this video for about three weeks and the entire thing was like pulling teeth. Quake 2 is a punishingly boring game to talk about and the constant "Pro Quake 2" posts get to stop now because doing a Pro episode on Quake 2 would be like doing a mukbang video on 10 gallons of oa...
2020-08-19 17:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: After some feedback and some editing glitches, I've uploaded a new version of the video. It's slightly shorter, fixes some editing glitches, and removes a few Ramsay clips that weren't necessary. I wasn't going to remove them at first to avoid going too far and George Lucas-ing the thing, b...
2020-08-10 17:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Back again with some more Thief, where the game's plot actually starts kicking in and it isn't just "Garrett robs a house," "Garrett robs a tomb," or "Garrett gets hopelessly lost in a labyrinthine torture device disguised as a level in a video game."
These videos are always fu...
2020-07-29 15:49:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The long awaited Duke3d episode on the Sunstorm expansions - Duke it out in D.C. and Duke Caribbean: Life's a Beach - two expansions of varying quality. It took a while to get this one out for a couple reasons. Had some technical issues with the voiceover. As a result I spent a lot more time than...
2020-07-18 17:30:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Mmmm mmmm, delicious slavjank - that immediate feeling of "what is this? No seriously, WHAT IS THIS?" when you boot up a game. The confusing gameplay elements taken from different genres, the attempt at survival horror where you have too many resources and your enemies are more confusing than ter...
2020-06-30 14:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have a new video done yet, that will be tomorrow - I just wanted to let everyone know in case Patreon hasn't yet - that pledges are going to be subject to sales tax now depending on where you live. As patreon explained it to me, this means an extra 4% to 11% on pledges. This goes into eff...
2020-06-29 18:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Civvie's back to shilling for New Blood because they won't put out a shitty game even for free.
Ultrakill, which I've been playing for a few months now and some of you may have also played the Prelude demo that was on itch.io - is going to be a game that kicks my ass harder than Doom ...
2020-06-19 14:38:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Back to video games, finally! Nice and easy, unlike the last video this one came together pretty quickly, although I've been trying to experiment with audio because I've gotten complaints from speaker users about the voiceover being too loud compared to game clips, so the VO is slightly raised in...
2020-06-09 17:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
So as soon as people started watching the previously posted Doom Annihilation video, Universal hit it with a claim and blocked it worldwide. This is the fifth upload I've done for this video on YouTube, and while I've submitted a dispute, I've uploaded it to BitChute for the time being. Which suc...
2020-06-04 16:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, valued patrons! The sheer number of you, especially those who pledged in the last couple of weeks, is staggering and humbling. Thank you all! Please accept this enormous, superlong, maximum-effort dissection of the infamous Daikatana, a game I have been immersed in for too long. This is ea...
2020-05-18 14:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally! (He says, as an introduction to half of the uploads)
Been planning this one for a while obviously. I was waiting for Postal 4 to be in a better state before doing a video. Also had to upgrade my PC in order for it to not look and run like complete trash. A recent performance update...
2020-04-29 17:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: Re-uploaded an ad-free version of the updated video to link here. GLHF 4/20 NICE LOL
Another video so soon? Well, I've been trying to start this series for months.
It took a while to figure out how to tackle it. Unlike most things I cover on this channel, Thief is a very...
2020-04-18 16:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I took a long break from Duke Nukem after DNF. Once you've gone through that disaster, you really don't want to touch the character again for a while, as if he's radioactive, which explains why Take Two isn't doing anything with him (#FreeDuke). I promise there's enough Randy Pitchford hate in th...
2020-04-08 15:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post
After all this time, after all the waiting, after all the "get off your ass and make a Doom Eternal video, Civvie" it's finally here, and you can all bask in my uncontroversial and 100% correct takes on the newest Doom game.
No, but really - this game ended up being way more divisive ...
2020-03-28 14:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Capstone. Capstone.
Their name instills terror in the hearts of all who lived through the PC gaming scene in the 90's. At least it should. It's been almost two years now since Tekwar, which is a shame. I remember thinking I would start every "season" with a Capstone game. We'...
2020-03-13 17:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
DOOM.
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Patron discord link: https://discord.gg/bEGhHEh
If you'd like to have a different name in the credits than what you pledged with, leave me a comment, or DM me on here or Tw...
2020-02-27 17:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Been a while, right?
I took a short five day vacation last week to catch the flu and that was fun. If I sound like I'm recovering from a serious respiratory illness, that's why. More than usual, anyway.
The TNT: Evilution video got scrapped because it was crushingly boring. It f...
2020-02-12 19:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Long ago, my channel did an adventure game one time and ever since I've been itching to do another one. They're fun to edit. Blade Runner, Westwood's bonafide classic point-and-click got re-released on GoG not too long ago, running properly under Windows 10. It had been a few years since I'd done...
2020-01-26 17:16:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Another Terminator game? From 2019?
I played this and it was so average but... fine? Chalk it up to low expectations. This game got a raw deal and I'm sure there's plenty to the story we haven't heard. It was an interesting video to make anyway.
(With apologies to the Angr...
2020-01-14 18:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I swear I didn't forget!
Been over a year since Pro Wang #3. I wanted to move on to the much more in-demand Blood, and Doom. And Quake. And what a year that's been! I think I had something like 5k subs around the time of Pro Wang and only 28 patrons.
So thanks to all of yo...
2020-01-02 19:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
FINALLY.
I wanted this to be out earlier, but I was hit with a cold recently which delayed it significantly. You'll probably be able to hear it in the voiceover despite medication and the 70 or so re-takes I did to try to hide it. Or maybe not, I always sound congested.
A quick ...
2019-12-21 14:48:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been ages since we've had a nice, freewheeling Postal video. Too bad it had to be on Corkscrew Rules, which is absolute trash.
I've said in the past that Postal videos are the most fun to make, and there's even glimmers of that in here, because of the ability to turn any situation in P...
2019-12-05 20:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Wrath is a good game. I enjoy it. Full disclosure: 3d Realms sent me a key because that's a thing that happens now. It's a quality product so far and I would have dropped money on it regardless.
After this, I'm going to be taking a break until the holiday is over, after that... well I...
2019-11-25 19:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post
PEW PEW AHHH! YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED IN THIS PEWPEW GAH!!!
We'll be going back to bad games soon enough I think. For now, because of the increasing Star Wars hype, and because we've avoided the topic for long enough on this channel - STAR WARS: DARK FORCES, one of the mightiest contrib...
2019-11-21 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no, Civvie, you skipped right over TNT!
Eh, maybe I'll do TNT later. It's kind of boring if you're not into antique sector furniture.
This is the good stuff. The interesting, colorful, and OH GOD YOUTUBE'S COMPRESSION HAS MURDERED THIS GAME... I might have to try the old TotalBuscu...
2019-11-10 19:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post
What?! A console game?!
Oh, yeah. A survival horror shooter on the Playstation 1. Some of you might have played this, and if you did, you are not alone. There is help. You can recover.
This is one I've wanted to make a video on since the beginning. The time was right, especially...
2019-10-28 17:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again. Spooky stuff, or what passed for spooky stuff back in 2001. After DNF, it was incredibly satisfying to play something that isn't trash. I'm hoping to do it again soon.
There's also going to be uh... SOMETHING happening tomorrow that you might hear about related...
2019-10-13 18:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
While the next video is going to be some spooky Halloween stuff (gameplay is already recorded), I have all of this "making-of" background content that I've been saying "I should post this kind of stuff on Patreon" for months. Now is as good a time as any.
THE BOTS: 2019-10-03 18:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post