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NEW CHAPTER: "Mountainheart," Part 5 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Mountainheart," Part 5 by BRK—At the dry goods store, Glenn revels in his upgraded sense of smell and meets a woman who seems friendly, though neither the townies nor Eamon seem to like her being around.

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Update Delayed

UPDATE DELAYED: Due to an unfortunate collision of responsibilities, this week’s update is delayed by one day and will appear on Sunday, September 4. @metabods #sorryaboutthat

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Friday Flashback: September 2018

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week we’re traveling back to September of 2018 and collecting some of the stories and continuations posted that month. Check it out!

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Weekly Update: 27 August 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week I accidentally ended up writing two new chapters of the Patreon-commissioned story “Casey’s Mistake” plus an extra little yarn called “The New Doctor.” Not to mention lots of other cool stuff too! 

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2 New Stories from BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “Casey's mistake,” Parts 5–6 by BRK—After the craziness at his class meeting, Casey struggles to figure out how to deal with his growing problem. The good news is, he finds a few people who are willing to help.

NEW STORY: “The new doctor” b...

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Friday Flashback: Leaky Nips

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: For this grand tour of the kingdoms of Metaerotica, I've surfaced a bunch of stories from the archives about guys whose pecs are so amazing they start leaking their own muscle milk, or some other sexy substance.

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Weekly Update: 20 August 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE! This week’s batch of fun includes a continuation of “The Expedition,” one of my ongoing commissioned stories via Patreon. The backstory and the ongoing plot start to interact a bit more, but don’t worry, there’s smut, too. :) Plus lots more! 

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NEW CHAPTER: “The expedition,” Part 15 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: “The expedition,” Part 15 by BRK—Kiku discovers that his new lover, Blue-Eyed Jude, is not the only manly god-agent to have appeared on his island.

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Friday Flashback: Four Hander

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: Sometimes you just need a couple extra hands to get things done. And if a collection of four-arm stories isn’t what you need, take a deep dive into the archives.

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Anniversary event ideas?

Attention, readers, authors, & sundry! I want to do one more event kind of thing to celebrate #metabods25 before the end of the year. I have a few thoughts but nothing certain, and I would love to hear your ideas! Reply/DM with suggestions, or email me at submit.metabods.com.

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Weekly Update: 13 August 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week’s offering from me is a direct-commissioned sequel to my sexy-demon story from last month, called “Spunk and Brimstone.” Hope you’re intrigued at the beginning and satisfied at the end. And if that’s not what you’re looking for, there’s a pile of great contr...

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NEW STORY: “Spunk and brimstone” by BRK

NEW STORY: “Spunk and brimstone” by BRK—Ty is fed up and needs things to change. Then his coworker, Derek, tells him about the little game box on his bookshelf that changed his life…

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Friday Flashback: August 2018

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week’s sampler buffet collects story updates from August 2018, only four years ago. Hope you find something you like; if not, have a dip in the deep end. Check it out!

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Weekly Update: 6 August 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: It’s a huge update this week. Not only are there four entries from me (all written from pretty cool prompts furnished by my beautiful Patreonites), but there’s a bumper crop of story submissions this week as well. Abbondanza!

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Four New BRK Entries This Week

This week's Vignette Party resulted in the following four works based on prompts from my wonderful patrons: “House rules”; “Koruna’s kiss”; “Recast”; and “Tell me about my boner,” Part 6. Check it out!

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Friday Flashback: Vintage Vignettes III

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: There’s a Vignette Party slated for tomorrow, so once again for this Friday Flashback I’m collecting past Vignette Party stories that haven’t been surfaced in a while. Check it out!

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Weekly Update: 30 July 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week I’m adding two more chapters to the Patreon-commissioned story about Casey and a certain problem he's having, which is turning out to be a lot of fun to write. Hope you enjoy it as well, but either way there’s a lot more to peruse down below.

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NEW CHAPTERS: “Casey's mistake,” Parts 3–4 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “Casey's mistake,” Parts 3–4 by BRK— Casey’s life gets more complicated as the experiment continues and his junk and libido both get harder to control.

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Friday Flashback: The Unsurface6

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week’s retrotrip is another bimonthly installment of The Unsurfaced where I collect stories with middle-tier views and good votes from four or more years ago that have never been surfaced in a Flashback post.

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Weekly Update: 23 July 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: Lots of stuff for you this week! From me it’s two chapters of the Patreon-commissioned archaeology-and-horny-gods epic “The Expedition,” in which we spend some time with the dashing Dr. Andreas and football hunk-turned-protector-giant Gary. Plus lots more!

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NEW CHAPTERS: “The expedition,” Parts 13–14 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “The expedition,” Parts 13–14 by BRK—In separate parts of the island, Andreas and Gary find that experiencing the potency of ancient gods is heady and transformative, though it can also be very gratifying.

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VIGNETTE PARTY AUG. 6!

 🎉 Calling all Patreon $15+ patrons! Send me your prompts for one-scene stories to be included in the next VP. Or join up at https://www.patreon.com/metabods to add your story to the mix. I can't wait to get started!...

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Friday Flashback: House Party

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: For this week’s round-up of past stories, we’re leaving behind the world of apartments and population density and commuting out to where people have houses and yards and neighbors and enjoy their transformations with grass under their feet and cars in the garage. Hope you fi...

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Weekly Update: 16 July 2022

Not having a commission this week, I decided to go back to an existing story that had been left hanging in a big way and see what I could do about giving it some new legs, as it were. And out of all the stories that need continuing, I knew that the one that’s the most sprawling in terms of char...

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NEW CHAPTERS: “Changing Nick,” Parts 17–18 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “Changing Nick,” Parts 17–18 by BRK—The efforts of the Nickspirators push toward a climax as allies join forces to fight Noah’s plans. The biggest problem, literally, is Nick himself—he’s finally exposed in the student Caff, just as the wizard wanted, ...

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Friday Flashback: Gym time

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: This week’s tour of the archives collects stories with guys pounding iron at the gym, which may or may not be a factor in the bodies they develop in the course of the story. Check ’em out!

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Weekly Update: 9 July 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: This week’s contribution from me is a new full-story Direct Commission called “Derek and Simon.” There are some parts of it that a little off my own beaten path, which, after all, is one of the reasons I started doing commissions, and I had a great time exploring the characte...

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NEW STORY: “Derek and Simon” by BRK

NEW STORY: “Derek and Simon” by BRK—Newlyweds Derek and Simon suspect their new house might be haunted, and after sharing a few bottles of wine one night testing that theory starts to sound like a good idea.

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Friday Flashback: Beachin’

FRIDAY FLASHBACK: For this voyage to the land of Temps-Perdu I’ve once again collected ten stories that involve a refreshing trip to the beach. Hope you find something you like! 

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Weekly Update: 2 July 2022

WEEKLY UPDATE: Big update this week, including several continuations, some anticipated, some pleasant surprises. I’m bucking the trend with the start of a new Patreon-commissioned story I’ll be returning to again soon, about a young man who gets himself junk-grown by someone ...

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