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Conventional Wisdom - On Cons and Wrecked Toilets

The geek convention bathroom.  If you’ve ever been to any con, you know

nothing I can say of this subject will do reality justice.  There’s just something about gathering a bunch of nerd in one place that seems to fill them with the urge to push the public facilities to their breakin...

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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 4

This is another one of those times where I'm SURE this joke was made well before I did it, but if there's evidence, I can't find it.  Actually, I was kind of surprised at how (relatively) little Blue Seed stuff seems to be floating around online in general.  Well, maybe "surprised" is the ...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 30

If Megaweapon were older and more sophisticated, he might point out that this outfit barely looks any different from the several she's worn so far, and even if it AS different, no clothing exists that could make Jenna appear to be anything other than a cute little kid.  However, Megaweapon is n...

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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 3

Yoink is incorrect, I do not possess Sakura's ability to hide an entire priestess' outfit under a dress clearly half it's size (and barring a lot of skin that the "lower layer" obviously covers)

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 29

It's probably the result of those years I spent living in Washington DC, but every time I see "group of people protesting" I automatically add "...something really, really stupid" in my head.  It's mean and unfair, but it's also something I'll always do.

Speaking of which, I'd really love...

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April 2016 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Vote on a new Patreon Project: CHOOSE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Okay, so anyone who's ever talked to me about my cartooning for more than five minutes knows I've got a TON of side projects I haven't had the time and/or energy to finish.  Anyone who's read my webcomics also knows I really, REALLY like doing big stuff around Christmastime.  So why not us...

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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 2

I finished up this page after spending a whole afternoon dragging branches across the backyard in the hot sun so that I could eventually mow it.  I am all for defeating the environment right now.

Firs...

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Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 4

My apologies to any and all Australians for totally butchering one of their native cryptids, but like most ignorant North Americans, I'd never heard of a Bunyip before starting these comics, so I just had to go with a mashup of whatever image results Google threw at me.  Also, apologies to Filk...

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Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 3

Okay, here's where the compressing of an oversized idea comes into play.  I originally wanted at least ONE whole page of Tax wandering around this shadowy, ruined headquarters, with some nerdy shout-outs to old AIP or Hammer films.  Of course, I'm not sure how much you'd have been able to ...

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Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 2

"I should continue to loudly announce what I'm about to do, and then do it!"

Yes, time machines look like water heaters.  Not really any more stupid than the other possibilities.


Previo...

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Far Out There: Madlib 2 - page 1

Can it be?  Have I FINALLY done the next Madlib comic?  YES!!! ...sort of.  See, the whole reason this comic took so long is because I kinda sorta let this one get waaaaay out of control.  The completed Madlib, submitted by Seros Senric, was:

Tax gets...

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Conventional Wisdom: Hotels, Am I Right?

Okay, we talked about con roadtrips last time, now let's talk about the destination.  Not the con itself, but the place the con lives: the hotel.  What's the best hotel I've stayed at for a con?  What's the worst?  What third thing can I ask to balance out this paragraph?

L...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 28

If you're just tuning in and feel a little lost, be aware that I posted TWO Far Out There comics to make up for the lack of any last week.  If you're not sure what's going on, just skip back one.

Also, Jenna's so flustered, the briefly forgot this is a black and white comic!


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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 27

WHAT?  You're sending the main character of this story to do an important thing to move the plot forward?  But... why?  What possible purpose could THAT serve?

Okay, so you might have noticed that I totally forgot to do a Patreon comic last week.  To make up for this lapse ...

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Conventional Wisdom: Blue Seed - page 1

GASP!  Can it be?  Am I actually doing the thing people have been paying me to do for months now?  NO WAY!

...and yeah, that's not a very flattering way to start this series off, but COME ON!  You go watch that first episode and tell me you didn't at least think this a litt...

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Conventional Wisdom - On Road Trips

So, I’ve been trying to come up with a list of blog topics in hope that I can get these things out on a more regular basis. (I mean, you good people ARE paying money to get them, after all) Unfortunately, I keep falling into the rut of “My Top __ Best/Worst Something” lists, like an otaku ve...

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Far Out There - figuring out Ichabod

Gosh, it’s been a while since I did a Far Out There blog, hasn’t it? Well, I’ve been working on posting the old Voting Incentives on the

new gallery page

, which means looking at a lot of reeeeeaaaaal...

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 16

Fun Fact: Miffy's rant was originally going to end in a LOOOOOOONG string of hashtags parodying actual protest-y ones from the past few years ("#StandWithIggy" was my favorite).  Unfortunately, I didn't leave enough room for that much text, so the hashtags had to go... which in retrospect is on...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 26

This is pretty much what I mentally add to all of my Taco Bell orders.

(Oh, and sorry again for the lag in new comics.  This is what happens when I let myself get out of the habit of cranking out new stuff.  I only have to slack off once, and then is ALL goes pear shaped)


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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 15

Hey, remember when I made a big deal about how Patreon updates were going to pick up something fierce this week?  Uh, yeah.  About that.  Actually, there's three or four separate comics ideas here, which I wasted waaaaaay too long trying to make work on their own.  So, it's kind ...

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Conventional Wisdom: Triad Anime Con 2016 - page 4

It's funny, I used to be like this kid (who serious was stressing out for, like, ten minutes over this question) but not any more... mostly because I just can't afford to by things in the first place, so anything i DO buy was planned out weeks in advance (SUBTLE HINT TO KEEP DONATING)

It's als...

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Conventional Wisdom: Triad Anime Con 2016 - page 3

It's a miracle I haven't put somebody's eye out at this point.  It doesn't matter how many Artist Alley tables I do at this point, I will NEVER get good at finding a print and bagging it on command (And before you ask, doing them all in advance is a no no.  Bags are expensive, so I can't a...

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Conventional Wisdom: Triad Anime Con 2016 - page 2

See, this is why I really hate doing any kind of self-promotion.  People always tell the aspiring artists to not be afraid to just go out there and show your stuff to everybody because nobody's ever gonna actually be as rude as you're afraid they'll be.  But deep down, I know I really AM t...

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Conventional Wisdom: Triad Anime Con 2016 - page 1

What this page doesn't show (because it would involve me trying to draw even more cars, which I suck at) was how I tried to park, like, three times before I finally found the right lot for the hotel.  I had good reason to be both late and frazzled.

That said, this still really through me ...

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March 2016 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 25

Jenna can be a real motormouth when she's excited about something... especially if the thing she's excited about involves a lot of plans and schedules and details, because she's kind of a dork.

First - ...

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 14

I think there's actually a law requiring that any material that popular with geeks and features a character hiding under a box MUST make a Metal Gear Solid reference.  This would have been substantially funnier if I could somehow include the actual sound effect, though.

Also, this is prob...

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Patreon Index (March 2016)

Okay, between the fact that Patreon's shook up the page layout, and the fact that I'm gonna be unloading a TON of new stuff over the next few weeks, I figured it was high time I posted a new incentive index.  As of the end of March, this is everything I've posted on Patreon (minus a few news up...

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - page 13

See, this way I can make the really obvious joke, but still pretend that I'm too clever to make such an obvious joke!  AND NO ONE WILL EVER BE THE WISER!

And also, YAY!  I'm finally one hundred percent caught up on Conventional Wisdom comics! ...and that will last, like, one whole da...

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