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Legends Never Die: The Greatest City In The World (ch. 49)

There were many rivers that people claimed could take us straight to the fabled Miklagard, but Thorkell warned that most of them were false. He had done his own asking around, gathering what he knew from his own travels, to piece together what would be our route. That route being to first sail up...

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Legends Never Die: Grand Adventure (ch. 48)

Summer came and went, it felt like. Two more months passed and it officially became fall, the harvest season. Half a year seemed like so much time in theory, but it barely felt like I had arrived when we began to plan our departure. Food and water were secured, the boats had their hulls scraped o...

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Legends Never Die: Families Ties (ch. 47)

Armor Smithing -- Basic

Creation and manufacturing of third tier armor: chainmail, riveted chainmail, scale-mail.

Weapon Smithing -- Basic

Creation and manufacturing of basic weapons: swords, axes, daggers, war hammers, ...

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Legends Never Die: First Night (ch. 46)

Astrid's dress pooled on the floor, revealing her body to me. It seemed a dangerous thing, I thought distantly, to have an entire dress held up only by a bit of string. My eyes ran the length of Astrid's form, drinking her in as she stood unashamed of her nakedness. It was hardly the first time I...

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Never Fade Away: Don't Kill The Messenger (ch. 34)

"Hoowee, been a helluva week, huh? Y'all might have heard - an eight year old girl by the name of Vivian Calavera got crushed by some rubble in Watson, after a chunk of Konpeki Plaza got thrown into the building she was in. Happy to report - she lived. Which wasn't the likely outcome, given h...

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Never Fade Away: No Save Point (ch. 33)

"Breakin' news, darlin's. Mayor Lucius Rhyne has been pronounced dead by city hall and the NCPD. I'd give you more deets, but for whatever reason their lips are tighter than a bear trap on exactly how Rhyne died. Quite a few are probably going to think L did it, on account that the last big s...

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Never Fade Away: Problem Kids (ch. 32)

"Well, well, it's been a day and that lunk-headed Arasaka is still above snakes? Color me surprised. But good news foodies: Biotechnica is scrapping plans to bioengineer food from hazardous waste. Diners reportedly started airin' their paunches, saying everything tasted like cow pies... then ...

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Never Fade Away: Whose Ready for Tomorrow (ch. 31)

"Arasaka Tower got a big o' hole put in the upper floors, courtesy of L! Streets are sweltering, folks, so don't go out unless you're packing some heat of your own! And despite the dangers, rumor is that one of the Arasaka's has decided to brave our fair city! So, when he gets zeroed, I'll tr...

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Gacha Gods: Winding Roads (ch. 32)

There was this little thing called self control that I had in spades, but also never particularly found any use for. Sure, it suddenly became relevant on the occasion but, if I was being particularly honest -- and I rarely was -- I mostly used self restraint to delay doing what I was already goin...

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Gacha God: Target Acquired (ch. 31)

What the fuck? What the fuck was happening?! I yanked up my pants while my ATs flared to life, sending out an expansive zero G zone that caught and suspended the falling rubble. However, it did nothing to protect us from the heat of the energy blast that had torn through the ceiling. I winced at ...

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Gacha God: Making Out Like Bandits (ch. 30)

I am the smartest man alive. Move on over Tony Stark, I have the biggest brain on Earth now. After all, what else could it be, what with the sheer awe inspiring brilliance of the date I planned for Black Cat? She was a thief, but she wasn't just any thief -- she was a thief that stole for the lov...

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Gacha God: Change (ch. 29)

I hummed a tune as I entered the Cave of Wonders, thoroughly pleased with myself. I had a hot date coming up. I was going to wow her with the 2.0 version of my ATs, and I had a new thingamajig. It let out a hum as I flicked it into the air, watching it radiate light that cast away the dark shadow...

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The Good Life: Heroic Intentions (ch. 12)

Rumi didn't at all care for this world, she decided, raising a steelclad foot up high before bringing it down on the collar bone of some no-name villain. The bone buckled under the blow, the man crying out in pain as he collapsed and she was announced the winner. The crowd cheered like it had in ...

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The Good Life: Checks and Balances (ch. 11)

Cinder strode into the Seven’s headquarters, the large double doors parting for her well in advance. The Seven were seated at the table and if she were ignorant, she would call it an imposing sight. Homelander sat at the head of the table, a gracious smile tugging at his lips. The rest of the S...

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The Good Life: Resolve (ch. 10)

"God damn," I breathed, blinking at the photo that Cinder had just forwarded to me. It was a picture of Starlight, standing before a mirror with a smile on her face. Which would make it a normal enough selfie, except for the fact that she was completely nude, showing off her modest bust. She didn...

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The Good Life: Annie, Are You Okay? (ch. 9)

Annie felt like she was in a dream since she got the call. The Call. The one that completely changed her life. The Call that informed her that she was being welcomed into the Seven. Learning that she had been scouted by Vought had been eye-opening -- they knew about all of her busts and her histo...

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Legends Never Die: Grand Adventure (ch. 48)

Summer came and went, it felt like. Two more months passed and it officially became fall, the harvest season. Half a year seemed like so much time in theory, but it barely felt like I had arrived when we began to plan our departure. Food and water were secured, the boats had their hulls scraped o...

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Legends Never Die: Family Ties (ch. 47)

Armor Smithing -- Basic

Creation and manufacturing of third tier armor: chainmail, riveted chainmail, scale-mail.

Weapon Smithing -- Basic

Creation and manufacturing of basic weapons: swords, axes, daggers, war hammers, ...

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Legends Never Die: First Night (ch. 46)

Astrid's dress pooled on the floor, revealing her body to me. It seemed a dangerous thing, I thought distantly, to have an entire dress held up only by a bit of string. My eyes ran the length of Astrid's form, drinking her in as she stood unashamed of her nakedness. It was hardly the first time I...

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Legends Never Die: Vows (ch. 45)

Quest: Path to the Crown

Quest Objective: Defeat 20/25 Jarls of Norway.

Additional Objective: Fight five Jarl armies at once.

Quest Reward: ⅔ of clue for Legendary Item.

Additional Reward: 250 Pr...

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Never Fade Away: No Save Point (ch. 33)

"Breakin' news, darlin's. Mayor Lucius Rhyne has been pronounced dead by city hall and the NCPD. I'd give you more deets, but for whatever reason their lips are tighter than a bear trap on exactly how Rhyne died. Quite a few are probably going to think L did it, on account that the last big s...

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Never Fade Away: Problem Kids (ch. 32)

"Well, well, it's been a day and that lunk-headed Arasaka is still above snakes? Color me surprised. But good news foodies: Biotechnica is scrapping plans to bioengineer food from hazardous waste. Diners reportedly started airin' their paunches, saying everything tasted like cow pies... then ...

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Never Fade Away: Whose Ready For Tomorrow? (ch. 31)

"Arasaka Tower got a big o' hole put in the upper floors, courtesy of L! Streets are sweltering, folks, so don't go out unless you're packing some heat of your own! And despite the dangers, rumor is that one of the Arasaka's has decided to brave our fair city! So, when he gets zeroed, I'll tr...

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Never Fade Away: Black Dog (ch. 30)

"Hello, hello, hello Night City! This is your radio host Nora, d'is fine evenin' here to bring you the latest news updates! The weather isn't the only thing that is hot today! The Tyger Claws are back on the prowl and looking for L, and so far those that find him don't live to tell the tale! And ...

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Gacha God: Target Acquired (ch. 31)

What the fuck? What the fuck was happening?! I yanked up my pants while my ATs flared to life, sending out an expansive zero G zone that caught and suspended the falling rubble. However, it did nothing to protect us from the heat of the energy blast that had torn through the ceiling. I winced at ...

View Post

Gacha God: Making Out Like Bandits (ch. 30)

I am the smartest man alive. Move on over Tony Stark, I have the biggest brain on Earth now. After all, what else could it be, what with the sheer awe inspiring brilliance of the date I planned for Black Cat? She was a thief, but she wasn't just any thief -- she was a thief that stole for the lov...

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Gacha God: Change (ch. 29)

I hummed a tune as I entered the Cave of Wonders, thoroughly pleased with myself. I had a hot date coming up. I was going to wow her with the 2.0 version of my ATs, and I had a new thingamajig. It let out a hum as I flicked it into the air, watching it radiate light that cast away the dark shadow...

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Gacha God: Shinies (ch. 28)

As it would turn out, it was a lot harder investigating the gangsters in Harlem than it was the Russians simply on account of the fact that I was extremely white. So, trying to blend in with a crowd of people… well, I was the one white spot, so I stood out. Which left me investigating the gang ...

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The Good Life: Checks and Balances (ch. 11)

Cinder strode into the Seven’s headquarters, the large double doors parting for her well in advance. The Seven were seated at the table and if she were ignorant, she would call it an imposing sight. Homelander sat at the head of the table, a gracious smile tugging at his lips. The rest of the S...

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The Good Life: Resolve (ch. 10)

"God damn," I breathed, blinking at the photo that Cinder had just forwarded to me. It was a picture of Starlight, standing before a mirror with a smile on her face. Which would make it a normal enough selfie, except for the fact that she was completely nude, showing off her modest bust. She didn...

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