"Got myself a rarity, darlin's. Don't ask how, but I'm now the proud owner of a lizard the size of a rooster called… an iguana.
I'm gonna name him Rango. Sure, he ain't a chameleon, but once I get a little cowboy hat for him he'll be close enough. Gotta say, it's nice to have...
2023-09-04 14:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post"Y'all might remember me talking about folks using the many, many Sandevistans floodin' the streets for races and such. Well I got an update."
"Apparently races are too boring for some, so they're hunting posse's of gangoons and using their Sandys' to kill them… with style."<...
2023-09-04 14:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post"Well call me moon-eyed, but I think I have me a new favorite brand of free range lunatic!
Y'all might have noticed, but there's been a ton of preemo cybermods flooding the streets lately. Focus of today though, is what folks are doing with a certain kind - Sandevistans. You kn...
2023-09-04 14:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostIf Kiritsugu could see him now, he'd kill him without any hesitation.
It was a despondent thing to think about your own father, Shirou reflected even as he lay dying on the cold cavern floor that housed the Holy Grail. His body pushed well beyond its limits, trading his entire life for five...
2023-09-01 17:33:17 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe, just maybe… this was a terrible idea. The thought did occur to me as I practically skipped my way to Vought Headquarters. This could be a trap. Cinder was clever and she was ruthless. She had enough pieces to put together who Heartless was beneath the mask. If she hadn't… well. Then sh...
2023-09-01 15:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe affairs of the living world are for the humans living in it, and despite having a body of flesh and blood, Yoruichi still very much considered herself a spirit.
"This is a terrible idea," Yoruichi informed Law as wind buffeted her face, making her whiskers flap around while the boat the...
2023-09-01 15:06:54 +0000 UTC View Post"Big talk," Stormfront responded to my declaration, "let's see if you can actually back it up." She added, and that… seemed so fake to me now. So utterly fake. The heroic speeches that I’d heard from so many heroes that I admired… now I could only hear some overworked unpaid intern typing t...
2023-09-01 15:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt was actually kind of incredible how the timing turned out. Oh, I was being framed like a motherfucker -- which was pretty neat in itself -- but I couldn't exactly blame people for believing that I was behind it. Mostly because I had to double-check that I wasn't behind it. "What are t...
2023-09-01 15:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post"You're nobility," I remarked, sitting across from Michalis, who seemed properly chagrined at the words. Next to him sat Hyginus, who leveled an even gaze at me. The negotiations for the goods were concluded and the silver had changed hands. The negotiations had gone on long into the afternoon, a...
2023-08-30 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt was hardly the first time that I was the center of attention. In the past two years, it was a more common experience than not. I had learned to deal with the attention and the expectations. I became aware of my own influence and the weight of my words. Astrid had pointed it out to me, mincing ...
2023-08-30 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI had been seeing Constantinople in my dreams, and it made the journey to the city downright antagonizing. We set sail from Athens, our ships nearly sinking from the plunder taken. Across the three attacks, we had gained thousands of gallons of wine and oil. We collected silks, tapestries, potter...
2023-08-30 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Sparta,” I named the settlement, looking at it with narrowed eyes. It was located in a mountainous area that reminded me of Norway, though admittedly less cold. It should be nearing winter -- I saw signs of it even here. People were pulling in the harvest and not planting anything except for...
2023-08-30 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Got myself a rarity, darlin's. Don't ask how, but I'm now the proud owner of a lizard the size of a rooster called… an iguana.
I'm gonna name him Rango. Sure, he ain't a chameleon, but once I get a little cowboy hat for him he'll be close enough. Gotta say, it's nice to have...
2023-08-28 11:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post"Y'all might remember me talking about folks using the many, many Sandevistans floodin' the streets for races and such. Well I got an update."
"Apparently races are too boring for some, so they're hunting posse's of gangoons and using their Sandys' to kill them… with style."<...
2023-08-28 11:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Well call me moon-eyed, but I think I have me a new favorite brand of free range lunatic!
Y'all might have noticed, but there's been a ton of preemo cybermods flooding the streets lately. Focus of today though, is what folks are doing with a certain kind - Sandevistans. You kn...
2023-08-28 11:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post"More details have come to light around the murder of- Oh, y'all don't give a damn about the fattest of fat cat politicians getting skinned, y'all got more important biz to worry about.
Like trains.
As most of y'all know, during the Konpeki Clash, the track for t...
2023-08-28 11:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostGuts looked like death warmed over, the cursed armor he wore receding to reveal raw skin and a shock of white hair. He leaned heavily on his blade, whose cracks were filled with gold, nearly oblivious to the chaos that transpired around him. He stood like the eye of the storm, because not even th...
2023-08-27 14:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt had been a while since I've committed a murder, but even if my skills had gotten a little rusty, I had the basic principles of a good murder down pat. A lot like being a real estate agent, it really came down to two things -- location, and opportunity. Setting up both took a bit of work when i...
2023-08-26 14:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostZarathos was one of those guys that you just didn't fuck with. It was like sticking your dick into an anthill -- sure, you might fuck up the anthill, but your dick would get covered in bites. It was a bad idea all around and even when you won, you still lost. The list of people that I genuinely w...
2023-08-26 14:51:17 +0000 UTC View Post"I'm going to become a wizard," Ned breathed in disbelief as we walked through the streets of New York. Naturally, the remark got a few glances from anyone that had been paying attention. Especially seeing as to everyone else, Ned was talking to himself. "Do you think I could learn to cast fireba...
2023-08-26 14:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post"Dude. Something’s wrong with Sebastian," Peter heard Ned say as he looked away from his current project. Ned seemed really far away for a moment before Peter realized that he was wearing his magnifying glasses and took them off. Now that he could actually see Ned, Peter saw his best friend see...
2023-08-26 14:51:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe affairs of the living world are for the humans living in it, and despite having a body of flesh and blood, Yoruichi still very much considered herself a spirit.
"This is a terrible idea," Yoruichi informed Law as wind buffeted her face, making her whiskers flap around while the boat the...
2023-08-25 14:55:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Big talk," Stormfront responded to my declaration, "let's see if you can actually back it up." She added, and that… seemed so fake to me now. So utterly fake. The heroic speeches that I’d heard from so many heroes that I admired… now I could only hear some overworked unpaid intern typing t...
2023-08-25 14:55:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt was actually kind of incredible how the timing turned out. Oh, I was being framed like a motherfucker -- which was pretty neat in itself -- but I couldn't exactly blame people for believing that I was behind it. Mostly because I had to double-check that I wasn't behind it. "What are t...
2023-08-25 14:55:15 +0000 UTC View Post"Are you sure it's a good idea to turn them loose like that?" Yoruichi remarked as I took measure of my payday. The second one since the Eight was founded and, boy, I think I got somewhere in the ballpark of a 500% raise in my paycheck. Was this what it felt like to be a CEO? Because all of a sud...
2023-08-25 14:55:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt was hardly the first time that I was the center of attention. In the past two years, it was a more common experience than not. I had learned to deal with the attention and the expectations. I became aware of my own influence and the weight of my words. Astrid had pointed it out to me, mincing ...
2023-08-23 14:55:57 +0000 UTC View PostI had been seeing Constantinople in my dreams, and it made the journey to the city downright antagonizing. We set sail from Athens, our ships nearly sinking from the plunder taken. Across the three attacks, we had gained thousands of gallons of wine and oil. We collected silks, tapestries, potter...
2023-08-23 14:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post“Sparta,” I named the settlement, looking at it with narrowed eyes. It was located in a mountainous area that reminded me of Norway, though admittedly less cold. It should be nearing winter -- I saw signs of it even here. People were pulling in the harvest and not planting anything except for...
2023-08-23 14:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe men were eager, I found. While trading was my intention, they sought battle and war. It was their own way to enrich themselves, and with near a thousand Saxons having joined us, they were ready to plunder and prove themselves. On the journey over, two hundred sets of riveted mail had managed ...
2023-08-23 14:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post"Y'all might remember me talking about folks using the many, many Sandevistans floodin' the streets for races and such. Well I got an update."
"Apparently races are too boring for some, so they're hunting posse's of gangoons and using their Sandys' to kill them… with style."<...
2023-08-21 15:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post