Day 10
Those care packages are gonna hit like a truck when they're all opened at once lol
2023-06-07 18:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Those care packages are gonna hit like a truck when they're all opened at once lol
2023-06-07 18:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostI stared in horror at a massive smile peering back at me. No, even that description doesn’t do anything that I am feeling, anything that I am seeing, justice. The creature in front of me was not just a man’s face with a wide grin looking at me. It was nothing but a smile, multiple ti...
2023-06-07 18:19:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhat the fuck was that dragon ball z bullshit?! I had been watching closely but in the very next moment, half a microsecond it seemed like, Rinkaru was already behind me, a blast being unleashed in the same moment, nearly blowing off my head. My body had reacted on instinct and I was eternally gr...
2023-06-07 17:52:47 +0000 UTC View PostGrack was not having a good day. He sat upon his throne, a proper throne, and sat with his massively fat body. The day had not started well, nor the last, or the one before that or that. The reason was utterly simple.
Grack was terrified.
Grack had not come this far by being incautiou...
2023-06-07 17:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post(Care packages stack. And we're really getting close to the end of this arc lol)
2023-06-06 19:24:31 +0000 UTC View PostTelling Jessica about everything had more of a spur of the moment thing. I just, I had to. No matter how good she made me feel, or how bad the thought of telling her made me feel, she was my friend. One of my two best friends. I’d been basically ignoring her and pushing her away becaus...
2023-06-06 19:15:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Alright, the pizza is here.” Rick said.
“I can’t believe you sometimes.” I said, shaking my head.
“What? It’s pizza dude. Oh, yeah, no, don’t worry. I made sure not to get vegan or anything like that. You were like, there when I ordered it. It’s just pepperoni and s...
2023-06-05 18:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post“Damn it. I wanted to fight the cavemen.”
“Derek! Now isn’t the time for that!” Tyler hissed out in a whisper, clearly worried.
Well, on one hand, he had the right to be. I was very good at what I did, namely, keeping me and everyone away from anything that could end us with...
2023-06-05 17:18:11 +0000 UTC View PostToday was an absolutely great day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the goblins were all passed out from exhaustion, the yells of the many mind controlled goblins wasn’t too loud, and my slimy self could finally actually move.
I slimed myself underneath my do...
2023-06-05 17:11:15 +0000 UTC View Post[Optional chapter! Completely a side story that can be skipped! Involves Slimy Slime having sex! NSFW! Lewd! XXX!]
Alright. I was nervous! Really… really nervous. This… this was actually happening? I know that goblins are ‘promiscuous’ but this was just… I never t...
2023-06-05 17:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post“What?! You’re a human from Earth?!”
I’d barely gotten my words out for half a moment before Tyler screamed that for all the world to hear. We may be deep in the jungle Tyler, but come on. People can still hear you, damn it. I repressed the urge to glare at him. He was shoc...
2023-06-02 18:27:50 +0000 UTC View PostThere had been many words thrown my way. Great words. Important words. ‘Celebration’ had been one. ‘Throne’ another. These were things people would think of as, like, parades and stuff. A great King sitting on, looking out among his subjects. With dignity and respect.
Almost none of...
2023-06-02 18:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up, only to see… a hospital room? I was in a bed and-
People. I could hear people. Sounds. Birds. I sat up, only for my whole body to shake in pain. My eyes widened as I felt my body was no longer female. It transcended even the shock of being in a hospital bed. I was thankful for ...
2023-06-01 21:38:32 +0000 UTC View PostI opened my eyes. I was lying on my back and felt… pretty good, all things considered. Considering my last thoughts… my last…. My last…
My status blinked and my environment was unknown but nothing could escape my last thoughts, my last experience, now unclouded by exhaustion. I fell...
2023-06-01 03:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, that’s them.”
We looked across, into a strange cliff face with plenty of dotted holes along the bottom. Being this close, I could sense a little further and tell that every hole expanded a good deal, before connecting into a wide area.
Going in and out of those holes were...
2023-05-31 18:40:32 +0000 UTC View PostIt had been hours. Hours and hours and hours of eating nothing but hearts! Do you know what goblin hearts are like? They are exactly like human hearts in size, dimensions, looks, and maybe function? But smaller. As if they came from children.
My mood was an all time low. Worse… I hadn’t...
2023-05-31 18:37:31 +0000 UTC View PostSlowly, I opened my eyes. Above me was an unfamiliar ceiling but one that I’d seen once or twice in my life. The ceiling of any big store, hanging far above. The air smelled stale and it seemed quiet as the fluorescent bulbs shone down on me.
I rose to my feet… only to gasp and look at ...
2023-05-30 18:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostBit of a short one today lol. But there's a few special options this time around!
2023-05-30 01:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostOw.
Eyes. My eyes. I needed to open my eyes.
It took all the strength I had, but slowly, painfully, they opened like stuck shutters. Something was… gnawing at my hand. I looked down, only to see a rat. A small rat. A small rat with twelve eyes. I tried to twitch my fingers and it sc...
2023-05-30 01:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Riary, this tastes amazing.” I said.
“I hope you burn your mouth on it. Besides, Tyler cooked it.”
I nodded to Tyler, who was busy stuffing his face with his own cut of meat. He’d gotten the leg while I’d gone for an arm and he seemed incredibly happy with it. He...
2023-05-29 23:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostI wasn’t a very shy slime but… the current situation was a bit…
“Are you comfortable King Slime?”
“Y-Yes. Uh, I’m… sorry.”
“You have nothing to be sorry about.”
I had overworked my body. That was saying a lot considering my whole body was made out of ...
2023-05-29 23:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up feeling like burnt rubber. Sticky burnt rubber.
“Ughh.”
I opened my eyes, feeling disgusting. I was covered in something. What on earth had I been-
Gods. Gameshow. Chocolate rain.
I shot up, heart beating, my eyes looking around. I was on the floor o...
2023-05-28 17:59:19 +0000 UTC View PostI opened my eyes and everything was wrong. It was dark like night but the sun was clearly out… except there were clouds above in the sky so dark that it might as well have been a particularly well lit moon than anything else. The air tasted foul, like rot and death and poison. It hurt ...
2023-05-27 16:19:58 +0000 UTC View Post“What’s the plan?” I asked in a whisper. The T-Rex was currently in a pretty convenient clearing. And it looked… mean. My own eyes were shining in awe but I was really wishing we’d stayed behind with Kasandra to do those team exercises. We worked well enough as a team but we really were...
2023-05-26 17:29:51 +0000 UTC View Post