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Solo Pirating - Chapter 88

Chapter 88

30th of April 1522

Alabasta

Jack, the hulking All-Star of the Beasts Pirates, stepped forward, his eyes narrowing with a cruel smile. With a deliberate motion, he unsheathed his twin shotels—curved blades that resembled monstrous tusks. The steel gleamed wickedly, t...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 38

Chapter 38

6th of September 1991

London

Andromeda Tonks sat on the edge of her bed, her phone cradled in her hand, eyes locked on the time. 5:00 PM. In just two hours, she would walk into the lion's den, facing a r...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 17

Chapter 17

Itachi Uchiha was… surprised. No, that wasn’t the word. Surprise implied a capacity for astonishment he no longer possessed. He observed in silence as Hiruzen Sarutobi, stripped of his usual regalia and dressed in plain, unassuming clothes, prepared tea with a quiet focus tha...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 87

Chapter 87

30th of April 1522

Alabasta

Moria watched with satisfaction as Admiral Aramaki used his plant powers to lift himself away from the celebration, the earth writhing and cracking as he took out and started flying. Asshole. Good riddance, Moria thought, his fingers itchin...

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Curse These Old Bones - SFW Extra - What if ? N°2

Ibiki’s eye twitched. He had interrogated countless shinobi, endured the screams, the threats, the silence. But this? This was something else entirely.

“And I’m sure she would not be proud of me!” Danzo wailed, his skeletal hands clawing at his chest as if his undead heart had sudde...

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New Tier

Hi everyone!

After receiving several requests via private messages and finishing writing up to chapter 51 today for Curse These Old Bones, I’ve added a new tier that offers earlier access to additional chapters.

 Don’t worry—this won’t affect the regular schedu...

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 37

Chapter 37

6th of September 1991

Malfoy Manor, Hidden Chamber 4

“Milord,” Otto Grimm's voice cut through the cold air, thick with the scent of damp stone and something far darker. The chamber’s oppressive sil...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 16

Chapter 16

"Please, teach me! I'll do anything", implored Sasuke. 

"No."

— — — —

Kisame came to an abrupt stop, his nostrils flaring. A cruel grin spread across his face, teeth gleaming like the edge of a serrated blade. “We’ve got company, Itachi,” he said, ...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 86

Chapter 86

30th of April 1522

Alabasta

On a large screen set up in the palace garden, the live broadcast from the Main Plaza of Alubarna began. Aramaki looked to the street through the screen, his eyes narrowing as...

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NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 3/3

Anko sprawled on the drenched couch, still tingling from the aftershocks of her explosive orgasm. The leather beneath her was slick with her juices, a vivid testament to the intense session she'd just enjoyed. She brushed a stray lock of hair from her eyes, her grin widening with a mischievous id...

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Curse These Old Bones - Extra - What if ? N°1

What if Hiruzen had used Edo Tensei to deal with Danzo…more directly ? 

Danzo Shimura strode into Hiruzen Sarutobi’s office like a shadow given form, his cane tapping against the wooden floor with the rhythm of a death knell. The air seemed to chill around him, a h...

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NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 2/3

Anko’s fingertips began a tender exploration, tracing the sensitive contours of her sex through the abrasive fabric of the fishnet. The rough texture grazed her tender skin, sending electric tingles shooting through her. Each gentle stroke built up a searing heat, contrasting starkly with the c...

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NSFW Extra - Curse These Old Bones - Couch & Fishnets - Part 1/3

"Damn it all!" Anko Mitarashi hissed under her breath, the sharp words slicing through the stillness as she vaulted through the window of her apartment. The thrill of interrogating Mizuki still pulsed through her veins—extracting secrets from a spy, exacting revenge for her sensei's betrayal, h...

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Christmas Gift - NSFW Extra - I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Not-so-toxic Work Environment - Early Access for Patreon

Celia Andersen, ensconced in the hallowed corridors near Dumbledore's office aisle, sat behind her avant-garde, floating glass desk—an epitome of modern and enigmatic allure. The authoritative clicks of her stiletto heels on the polished floors typically echoed her command over this space. Yet ...

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Curse These Old Bones - Reference Pics - Tsunade

Next Chapter Saturday !
Tomorrow Christmas Present - I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore NSFW Extra
For the 25th - Curse These Old Bones Extra Part 1
For the 26th - Curse These Old Bones Extra Part 2

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 36

Chapter 36

6th of September 1991

Hogwarts

Severus Snape scowled—a scowl so profound it could curdle fresh milk and wither a bouquet of roses at fifty paces. It had been one of those weeks, Dumbledore had begun ac...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Naruto’s yell shattered the quiet night. “YOUHOUUUU!” he screamed, his voice carrying across the rooftops as if the whole world needed to know how awesome this moment was. Perched on the Hokage’s shoulders, he clung to the sealing scroll with both hands, his grin so wide...

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Exclusive Patreon Poll - Edited

EDIT : to allow multiple answers -- I don't know why but I keep having a problem with that.

If (and it's a big if) I were to start writing another project, which one would you prefer ? You can choose more than one option. Please comment if you want a fandom I did not write. And also, plea...

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Solo Pirating - Chapter 85

Chapter 85

28th of April 1522

Kuraigana

Lyra’s cheeks burned with a deep crimson, a stark contrast to her skin, as Moria's large, rough hand grasped her shoulder. She trembled slightly, her shyness overwhelming h...

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Curse These Old Bones - NSFW Extra 1 - Being a leader is Stressful (Mei, Solo)

Cross-posted on QQ

"Get the fuck out!" Mei Terumī's voice cracked like a whip, commanding immediate obedience as Chojuro, taken aback, stumbled out of the room. The door shut with a definitive clack behind him, sealing the space with Mei's burgeoning frustration.

Le...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 14 - Bonus Early Release, because why not?

You thought I’d wait a few more days before publishing this chapter? SIKE! Nobody expects me to drop early, free supplementary chapters. Chapter 15 will still be published on Saturday—in just two days!

Chapter 14

The council room was sti...

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Informations and Poll -- Who are you ?

I'm just interested in who are my readers, so feel free to answer !
I've updated the release schedule -- one chapter of Curse Theses Old Bones every Saturday. And, according to results from previous polls, I'll release longer chapters weekly. Also, extras will be published the 24th, 25th and...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 13

Chapter 13

The clock struck midnight, but Sasuke was wide awake. His eyes burned as he stared at the ceiling, the darkness offering no solace. He kicked off the covers, swinging his legs off the bed in frustration. Dressing quickly, he grabbed his kunai pouch and tied it around his waist wi...

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Some Informations & A poll for Christmas present

Hello everyone!

Thank you so much for subscribing! I've got a quick update for you and a couple of questions regarding our upcoming content, including a special Christmas treat!

Firstly, I've been considering the release schedule for "Curse These Old Bones." I'm debating between posti...

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Curse These Old Bones - Reference Pics - Samui

Next Chapter Tomorrow!

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 12

Chapter 12

Hiruzen sat hunched in the chair, every breath dragging pain through his ribs. Nono Yakushi worked in silence, her hands glowing green as she pressed them against his side. The warmth of the healing chakra contrasted sharply with the biting ache of his wounds. She muttered someth...

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Patreon-Exclusive Poll for Curse These Old Bones

EDIT - Had to make a new poll so you can vote for three people instead of one!

Among the older generation girls in Naruto, which one is your favorite ? Vote up to three.

I'll add them / Give them more scene in the story in function of your answers.

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Patreon-Exclusive Poll for Curse These Old Bones

I'm not sure I'll include smut directly in the story.
What would you prefer ? You can choose more than one option.
Know that Hiruzen is going to be significantly younger (at one moment, but I will not spoil -- and there still will be the old, and wise Kage around).

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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 35

Chapter 35

5th of September 1991

Gringotts

Andromeda Black found herself face-to-blade with four very irate halberds, their razor-sharp edges so close she could feel the cold, unforgiving steel just inches f...

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Curse These Old Bones - Chapter 11

Chapter 11

“Danzo” Hiruzen continued, his gaze fixed firmly on his old friend. “will show us what he has hidden beneath those bandages.”

Hiruzen smiled faded. The warmth he had worn like a mask was gone, replaced by something cold and unrelenting. Hiashi felt it immediately, a...

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