Because my Patreon reached its goal of 5k each month (by the way - WOW, thank you!!) that means we get to have a celebratory day spent watching horror movies on a livestream! Like I said in the goal description, I won't be able to show the movies on stream, but I'll try to pick good stuff on Netflix...
2018-08-01 19:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Today I enabled the brand new Patreon option of charging new patrons up front. This is something I've been hoping to get for a long time now - what it means is that when a new patron signs up, they'll have to pay their pledge amount right away before being able to access any rewards.&nb...
2018-08-01 19:33:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! We rockin and rollin in the livestream for this month's Patreon hang out! Come on in and join :)
2018-07-31 20:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the JULY 2018 commentary track! Our friend and animator Kari Kilpela joined us to watch this ridiculous movie in honor of SHARK WEEK which we just missed. Chelsea and I had never seen it but Kari basically had the whole script memorized so we stayed on track the entire movie and she was a...
2018-07-31 18:08:15 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Another busy month means another month with last-minute rewards! Sorry about that, but I'll have them all in under the wire for you - today I'll be uploading reviews and the commentary track, and we'll have our Patreon livestream hangout on TUESDAY 7/31 at 1pm PACIFIC TIME. 2018-07-29 17:41:49 +0000 UTC View Post
And here's Friday's Kill Count, for JP3. I hated this movie and I know a lot of people love it. That's okay. Hopefully they can still enjoy the Kill Count on it, I think there are a lot of fun jokes in it (my personal favorite is the Apocalypse Now reference I slip in).
Thanks so much for yo...
2018-07-19 03:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a surprise Kill Count coming out on Thursday that you all get to see right now because I finished it so early! It's for UNFRIENDED, in honor of the sequel UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB coming out this Friday.
I friggin LOVE this movie and I don't care who knows it. It's a fun, creative little slashe...
2018-07-18 05:53:49 +0000 UTC View Post
While the rest of the plebes are watching the Never Hike Alone Kill Count that you had access to yesterday, you beautiful patrons can enjoy TOMORROW'S Kill Count for The Lost World: Jurassic Park, a movie that I still love regardless of its flaws. I hope you enjoy the episode!
2018-07-13 18:54:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Another surprise video! The Lost World Kill Count will actually be coming out on Saturday because tomorrow's Friday the 13th and I'm covering the fan film Never Hike Alone to celebrate it! So enjoy this extra Kill Count and don't go 'round tellin people about it! Thanks, patrons!
2018-07-12 17:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone. That's right. Look at that thumbnail. We going to the parkkkkkk!
Keep this a secret until it comes out tomorrow! I love secrets and want people to be surprised that this is the next Kill Count franchise. Over the next few weeks I'll be covering JP, The Lost World, JP3, and Jura...
2018-07-05 15:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
(Edit: Had to change the link last minute cause of YouTube stuff)
Not sure if this video will make it through YouTube's review process in time for it to be released tomorrow, but if not, it'll come out Monday. Whatever. As long as it's out by Wednesday I'm fine cause it's UNCLE SAM MUTHA FUCKAS! T...
2018-06-30 22:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the JUNE 2018 commentary track! For all you new patrons, these commentary tracks are meant to be played at the same time you watch a movie on Netflix, so it's like you're watching the movie alongside me, Chelsea, and our guest of the month.
This month that guest wa...
2018-06-30 18:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We bumpin and rockin in the Livestream Hangout for JUNE! Come on in and join us!
2018-06-29 19:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! With the business of this month I failed to adequately schedule a time for the June Patreon Livestream Hangout. Let's do it TOMORROW FRIDAY 6/29 at 12pm Noon my time (PST) meaning 3pm EST.
Reminder that this will be for all Patrons at the $10 level and up, and ...
2018-06-29 00:37:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the early release for tomorrow's Kill Count! I *think* we're good for the YouTube link but, as always, it's impossible to REALLY know. Make sure you stick around for the very fun numbers section - it's a downright party! Thanks for all your support, everyone!
2018-06-28 19:05:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all! Here's tomorrow's Kill Count for PURGE ANARCHY! The link SHOULD stay the same, we'll see.
Note for everyone waiting for the other rewards (reviews & commentary track): it'll be another month where they're late but I'm hoping to get them in before the end of the month. Super sorr...
2018-06-21 17:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all! Greetings from the very very very hot state of Nevada! I'm in Vegas for the weekend but I still wanna give you an early release of tomorrow's video, the Texas Frightmare coverage, featuring lots of interviews including like a billion people from Chucky. Enjoy, and thank you so much!
2018-06-16 19:41:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! Since I leave for Vegas tomorrow I had to get this episode done early, so enjoy the first Kill Count of the next franchise I'm covering: THE PURGE! Yep, it's a little baby franchise with only 3 movies I can cover right now, but it's very highly requested and it's got a 4th movie coming ...
2018-06-13 19:41:06 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Forgot to mention that I was able to get a version of the Jigsaw Kill Count approved by YouTube that had no censoring or anything involved. The movie itself isn't insanely gory like the rest of the Saw sequels, so I wasn't too surprised.
With that in mind, I'll go ahead and let you kn...
2018-06-08 20:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: This SHOULD be the link for the video that goes live, so if you want your comments on the version everyone will see, do it up here!
Hey patrons! Here's the early release for tomorrow's Kill Count JIGSAW! Couple of notes here - first, as always, the link may change due to YouTube stuff so c...
2018-06-07 16:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
And here's the explicit version of the Kill Count for the most explicit Saw movie there is. Enjoy it in all its skin-tearing, jaw-ripping, face-exploding goodness, and thank you once again for your wonderful support!!
2018-06-01 15:09:14 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: For the record, the link now reflects the version going public tomorrow.
Hey everyone! Here's an early release for the next Kill Count, the 7th Saw movie, the absolute shite one. Sorry to any fans of the movie, I just can't stand this one - hopefully the reasons I give in the video are...
2018-05-31 18:40:29 +0000 UTC View PostWow, honestly did not expect that. I guess people want to see all dat gore, huh? Anyway, thank you so much for your support! It's flooring to see that so many people (1200+!!!) think my work is worth paying for. Honestly, it's an incredible thing and I thank each and every one of you.
You probably...
2018-05-27 07:18:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The regular version of this video is tied up in YouTube's manual review process (again, 6 iterations of it), but I can at least hit up my wonderful Patrons with the explicit version you've been waiting for. This movie is a new level of gore and honestly, Saw 3D (the next one) takes it even further, ...
2018-05-25 19:47:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Didn't end up finishing the video last night cause our Survivor finale party got a little more festive than expected but here's the early release for tomorrow's Kill Count, Saw 6! The link may change due to YouTube fuckery, as per usual.
2018-05-24 19:14:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, we're going live in a minute here for the Patreon Livestream Hangout reward for the month of May. Come on in and join the fun, I'll be hanging out for about an hour!
2018-05-20 18:03:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey $10+ patrons! I wanted to schedule May's Patreon livestream hangout - how does this Sunday (May 20th) sound, at 11am my time (Pacific - so that'd be 2pm Eastern, 7pm UK)? Anyone getting screwed out of attending that?
2018-05-18 16:17:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all, recent patron Drew reminded me that as part of the $10 reward tier, you're supposed to have access to a patron-only playlist of the unlisted editing livestreams. Definitely forgot about that, but here it is - an unlisted playlist with 84 (!!) videos on it! Please don't share this elsewhere ...
2018-05-18 15:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
And here's the explicit version of the Saw V Kill Count that just went public. 19 extra seconds of gore here! Highlights include some viscera involved in Seth Baxter's murder, an extra shot of Charles's leftovers, and a nasty shot of Mallick's hand at the end. Oh and some Strahm stuff.
In ca...
2018-05-18 14:57:38 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the MAY 2018 commentary track, getting me up to date with these $3 rewards, woo! For all you new patrons, these commentary tracks are meant to be played at the same time you watch a movie on Netflix, so it's like you're watching the movie alongside me, Chelsea, and our guest &...
2018-05-17 23:36:21 +0000 UTC View Post