Edit: Sorry to people who already left comments, but the original upload got copyright claimed so I've had to re-upload the video. Please feel free to leave the same comments on the new upload, if that's something that matters to you. Thanks for understanding!
Hey patrons! Enjoy this day-ea...
2019-05-23 16:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Let's do the Patreon Livestream Hangout for May THIS FRIDAY 5/24 at 12pm noon my time, meaning 3pm Eastern etc etc. I'll send a link out to all $10+ patrons at that time for the unlisted livestream. Hope to see you there!
2019-05-23 02:56:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Way more footage in this one - including some human skinning and extra shots of Monty getting his legs sawed off. This is one of the two goriest films in the franchise, I think, alongside 3D, so enjoy the gore if that's what you're here for, and thank you for the support!
2019-05-17 15:45:34 +0000 UTC View Post
THERE WILL BE AN EXPLICIT VERSION OF THIS VIDEO released on Friday when this version goes public. It has nearly 40 seconds of extra footage since this is one of the gorier movies in the franchise.
Hope you enjoy this forgettable trip back to the Sawyer Farm! Thanks for the support, everyone...
2019-05-16 02:06:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone, sorry I'm an hour late with this but if you want to watch the gorier version of today's Kill Count, here it is! There may be one section of me on camera that's out-of-sync - if there is, my bad! It's been a very busy week between my trip to Dallas (got back on Monday) and my trip to...
2019-05-10 14:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: I've updated the link to a new upload that fixes a spot that was out of sync in the original video. If you want an early comment, be sure to leave it again - and thanks to those who spotted the error!
Hey everyone, here's the episode that will be coming out tomorrow - the Texas ...
2019-05-09 18:23:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, this is the one with Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger in it. It's ALL kinds of crazy.
This episode will be released publicly on Friday. Because the movie was already pretty censored, there is no explicit version of this release. Please keep in mind that when I schedule the...
2019-05-01 19:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostWe finally picked a SHUDDER movie for a commentary track, since Netflix's selection is getting pretty sparse. We went with this shlocktastic movie from the late 80s, and joining us to see all the sorority butt paddling was Lizzy Jones, our very good friend who is known around the internet as Soun...
2019-04-30 04:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like this one might get a bunch of clicks since it's called "Leatherface" and people are waiting for the 2017 movie BUT IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT THAT'S THE MOVIE'S TITLE CAN'T GET ME IN TROUBLLEEEE!
2019-04-25 17:19:18 +0000 UTC View PostHi everybody! We got a whole bunch of new patrons after the Re-Animator trouble. I'm thankful for all of you supporters, no matter what reason you're doing this for.
I wanted to make this post for three reasons - first, to welcome all the new people here; second 2019-04-24 18:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be starting in just a few minutes! See you there!
2019-04-20 20:57:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey $10+ patrons! Just a reminder that today at 2pm PACIFIC is the livestream hangout! If you've never been to one, it's super chill - we just hang out and chat about whatever, and occasionally play games. I'll send out the link to the unlisted YouTube livestream at 2pm my time, ...
2019-04-20 17:37:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's got 20 extra seconds of gore! If you want to know where they are, I believe it's in three sections: Buzz's kill (both in the episode itself and during the Golden Chainsaw); when L.G. gets his head smashed with a hammer; and when Lefty puts a chainsaw through Leatherface's belly. If you see a...
2019-04-19 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I looove this movie, hope you enjoy the Kill Count! Thanks, everyone!
NOTE: There will be an explicit version with about 20 seconds more footage released on Friday when this goes public - just in case you want to wait to watch that version.
2019-04-18 02:20:45 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Just wanted to schedule the next Patreon livestream hangout for THIS SATURDAY APRIL 20th at 2pm Pacific (5pm Eastern). So put down the bong and come hang out with me on 4/20 in a livestream where we can chat about anything and maybe play some games! Hope to see you ...
2019-04-14 23:53:27 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kill Count nobody asked for, but everybody needed. It's mutha fuckin Demonic Toys, the first Full Moon flick covered on the Kill Count. I had a BLAST making it. Hope you have a fun time watching it. Thanks, everyone!
2019-04-04 22:51:29 +0000 UTC View PostThis month we watched the space horror found footage flick Apollo 18! And good thing we had a talkative guest in the form of RACHEL EVANS because there is NOT a lot that happens in this movie. Still, we had a fun time discussing a whole bunch of stuff, so we hope you have fun listening and watchi...
2019-03-31 09:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
*Link's been updated to a newer version of the video AGAIN because I had forgotten to color correct the numbers sequence.
And with this, we're done wrapping up all the horror hybrid series that I had to re-visit and finish. Thank GOD.
2019-03-27 18:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
See ya in just a few!
2019-03-22 20:27:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, the patron livestream hangout is still tomorrow but I have to push it a half hour from its original time of 1pm Pacific to 1:30pm Pacific (so 4:30pm Eastern).
Very sorry if this inconveniences anyone, some other things got switched around in my schedule out of my control. Ho...
Hey everyone, just wanted to set the time for our next Patreon Livestream Hangout - let's do it FRIDAY MARCH 22nd at 1pm PACIFIC / 4pm EASTERN. I think this is another slight variation on our usual time, which I'd like to do, since last month when it was on a Monday we got some p...
2019-03-16 19:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post
And here's this year's St. Patrick's Day special, Leprechaun Returns - the SyFy direct sequel to the original Leprechaun. Actually one of the better Lep movies, although I realize that's not saying much. Truth be told, though, I miss the little shit. Glad to have him back in one form or another.&...
2019-03-16 19:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This was another one of those real difficult episodes just because of how complicated the plot was and how much behind-the-scenes info I had available, but I'm pretty happy with the end result. I might go in and change the thumbnail to something brighter later, but in the meantime, enjoy this lat...
2019-03-14 21:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's one of those twofer weekends! I found the time to make an extra kill count honoring Dick Miller, who passed away earlier this year, since he was such an awesome character actor who appeared in a ton of horror movies. This episode will come out publicly tomorrow but in the meantime, supp...
2019-03-08 18:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
SKELETOR BOUT TO GET HIS KILL COUNT ON! It's The First Purge! Which hopefully is also the last Purge, because god damn does it suck counting up those dead bodies. Also, since this movie jumps around a lot to different storylines, it was an especially difficult script to write and episode to cover...
2019-03-06 19:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I FINALLY got to finish this thing - had to wait until I had the time AND remembered to shoot a pick-up talking about the Michael Myers mask. But yes, this goes up tomorrow and you get to enjoy it right now. Buckle up, it's longer than most Kill Counts - I've got a lot of shit!
2019-03-02 05:34:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all! I'll be re-uploading this later today after I make a change to the video (my mods helped me realize that my complaint about the Ludlow vet is inaccurate in its current form) so this WILL NOT BE the final upload (and thus any comments on the YouTube video will disappear forever by tomor...
2019-02-28 19:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everybody! While cruising through the Netflix horror selection, we saw some choices that were real close to getting picked - Hostel and Friend Request chief among them. But then we saw DOOM and it all fell into place. There was no other option. It HAD to be this movie.
But did it? Cause...
2019-02-27 10:25:35 +0000 UTC View Post
