Achtung, damsels! God's away on business, and the bone machine is a crankin' up. Our cast of rain dogs have gathered to ruthlessly dissect e
Achtung, damsels! God's away on business, and the bone machine is a crankin' up. Our cast of rain dogs have gathered to ruthlessly dissect ep44 "To da...
2025-03-18 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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SPOILERS ahead! Don't read or listen if you're not caught up with episode 44 "To the Bone"!
SPOILERS ahead! Don't read or listen if you're not caught up with episode 44 "To the Bone"!
After we recorded episode 44, Aabria had some questions for Brennan about what exactly was ...
2025-03-13 18:14:36 +0000 UTC
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The keen mind is king, and you are not in your tower. You are here with us, underground, haunting the foundations of the world, a shadow, here to offer and support the force. In front of you is a cellar...
2025-03-11 11:35:00 +0000 UTC
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Giddy up, pony players, it's FIRESIDE TIME. You gotta sprint brilliant before you catch me on tape guessing what "yiffing"* is, how bou da?
Giddy up, pony players, it's FIRESIDE TIME. You gotta sprint brilliant before you catch me on tape guessing what "yiffing"* is, how bou da?
*Pro...
2025-03-04 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Our fans are the backbone of our community, and we're so honored to present this incredible animatic of one of the most popular scenes between Ame and the Fox, done lovingly by Danica Dickison!
From The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One, Ep. 9: The King of Cups 2025-03-04 00:22:58 +0000 UTC
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The road is a door, and it beckons wide and open. Turns out, you can, in fact, get there from here. If there is a town, a bag, the throat of the ravening beast, the back room of a humble butcher's shop,...
2025-02-25 14:05:51 +0000 UTC
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BEHOLD: GOBLINS ON PARADE!! The limits of "nuance." The superbowl of real-time breakups. And the very, very bad man.
BEHOLD: GOBLINS ON PARADE!! The limits of "nuance." The superbowl of real-time breakups. And the very, very bad man. Cast yer line in these waters friend, the old white marl...
2025-02-18 12:30:01 +0000 UTC
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War makes strange bedfellows. Glasses clink like funeral bells. We become the fox, at last, or at the very least: we are not the sheep. Every time we step out of that door, all we have are ...
2025-02-11 13:20:09 +0000 UTC
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CONTENT WARNING: Flavor blasting, Schrodinger's Gom Jabbar, Chekhov's Town, tamori (sp?) lore, The Mesquite Blade, Ralph Bakshi's Wizards
[Patch Release v1.01 - New upload should have working audio if you can read this text. Fixed bug where Brennan kept screaming "Cowabunga" during...
2025-02-04 12:30:01 +0000 UTC
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The spirit touches all things, but boots find sure footing on moss and stone. At long last, the long arm of empire legs it. The machine is repurposed. Love your mommy and listen to the mirror for...
2025-01-29 12:30:03 +0000 UTC
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Yo, fam, we had some stuff shift around due to a little thing called SHOWBIZNESS (Madison Square Garden, heard of it?) and so episode 41 "Peace and Quiet" will be releasing this Wednesday! Gird your loins, for it is a "doozy" as the kids say. They do! The kids say "doozy!"
Doozy yours,
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2025-01-28 04:57:24 +0000 UTC
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Left hook! Right hook! Dodge! Jab! Commit Treason! We like 'em dusty, don't we folks? In this here podcast, the gang rolls around in their feelings about the forest, the pond, and everything in between.

This Saturday (January 18, 12pm PST/3pm EST) Brennan, Aabria, and Taylor (he's the looming skunk ape in the picture above) will be playing in a charity stream set in the world of Umora
2025-01-16 23:43:10 +0000 UTC
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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And within the rills and jagged boughs, a beckoning abyss drinks in the light. If you are not careful, if you do not listen, if you speak or move without thought, i...
2025-01-14 12:35:00 +0000 UTC
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CORRECTION: Ep. 40 will be released on January 14th, not the 7th!
The holidays are here, and our staff will be taking a break to enjoy time with their loved ones! Thank you so much for being with us this year, we hope you'll stick with us in 2025 🥳🥳
We'll be bac...
2024-12-20 20:34:29 +0000 UTC
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Ame. Ame, baby. Ame bubby. Phone rings, door chimes, in pods companyyyy. Yes that’s right, in lieu (Lou) of a fireside chat, this week, the gang welcomes a theatre veteran to stage a full hour Sondheim review. All singing! All Dancing! All skipping the second act of Sunday in the Park with Geor...
2024-12-17 12:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi all! We are blown away by the Fox selling out in 10 hours after the pre-order site went up. This went completely above and beyond the order volume we had prepared for, and we're so glad so many of you are as excited as we are to see the little guy.
We understand lots of you were not able...
2024-12-14 00:24:45 +0000 UTC
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The moment you've all been waiting for is here: pre-orders for the talking Fox plush are now open early for our Patreon subscribers!
This plush has a battery-powered voice box loaded with 15 of the Fox's most beloved phrases, as well as a magnetic nose so he can carry around...
2024-12-11 23:33:20 +0000 UTC
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The Battle of Abassin is won, but the escape, and the peace are anyone's game. Into the woods, we go, where the tall trees blind us and we cannot see the forest. The mask slips. We make monsters o...
2024-12-10 13:07:11 +0000 UTC
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Wow, the only episode so far with "ass" in the title turned out to be "a good one." Will wonders never cease? Not if the WBN cast plus producer Taylor have anything to say about it! And reader? They do.
DONT FORGET WE HAVE THINGS THAT YOU CAN HAVE!!!
2024-12-03 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Can you believe it's nearly the end of the year? Here at WBN, we want to fully lean into the giving season ... by giving YOU options to give! Ayyy.
DFTBA/WBN Merch Holiday Notices

Confusion is the brother of death, but my water is good and fast and clean. There is something wrong with your friend, and yet you fight alongside them. Someone will fly and someone will die on the moun...
2024-11-26 12:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to BURNING QUESTIONS, where a burning spreadsheet of questions is dropped in front of us, and we answer as many as we can before they disintegrate. No one is made even a little uncomfortable by our answers, we promise.
2024-11-23 18:42:54 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
We truly appreciate your continued patience with us as we continue to prioritize our staff’s health. One of our staff members is currently sick, which is what’s causing the episode to be delayed.
In order to give them ample time to rest, we will be releasing Ep. 38 on Tues...
2024-11-22 01:03:01 +0000 UTC
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Show notice!
Due to some last minute unexpected circumstances, this week's main story campaign episode will be released on Wednesday, November 20th.
Thank you all so much for your patience, we really appreciate it!
EDIT:
Hey everyone, we super appreciate y...
2024-11-19 17:41:38 +0000 UTC
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The gang puts one foot in front of the other to get "freaky deaky" about "Who Goes There."
2024-11-12 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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The fog of war floats in the valleys and ravines of the Shroud Mountains like a ghost. It erases. It confuses. It hides. It lies. And through the veil, those unlucky few soldier on, to take in the view,...
2024-11-05 15:30:21 +0000 UTC
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We are so proud to present the NEW and UPDATED Witch Class!
[download links are at the bottom of the post]
Thanks to everyone who played the first version and submitted feedback! The design team reviewed all the playtest data and revised the class and spells ... and also had fun writi...
2024-11-01 19:05:17 +0000 UTC
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