Dickens: okay listen up, you grinches, i'm about to melt your icy hearts with another tale of yuletide joy
Dickens: it's called the mother's eyes
Dickens: it's about this guy who murders a guy cuz he has a weird eye
Poe:
Dickens: and then his guilty conscience causes him to go insane<...
Charles Dickens: ho ho ho it's me, Mr Christmas!
Dickens: time for more Christmas cheer!
Poe: it's january, charles
Dickens:
Dickens:
Dickens:
Dickens: you know what your problem is, edgar?
Dickens: you don't love Christmas!
Poe: you're lashing out, Charles
Dickens: ...
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i finally know why the ungrateful kidss thesse dayss have been rejecting harry potter
Barker: we all figured that out a long time ago
Poe: clive
Barker: oh i'm sorry edgar
Barker: am i wrong?
Poe:
Poe: no you're not wrong
Rowli...
2026-01-28 18:24:08 +0000 UTC View PostPoe: boy
Poe: boy it's sure been a year, hasn't it?
King: edgar, it's January
Poe: it looks like the regime is letting up
Mary Shelley: how do you figure that
Poe: they demoted greg bovino
Mary Shelley: not good enough
Shelley: i want him [redacted]
Shelley: and also [r...
In theory, we were supposed to talk about the Rube Goldberg-penned 1930 film "Soup to Nuts," but we got distracted and instead went through the entire history of the Ruben Award 2026-01-26 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Dickens: you're all a bunch of humbugs
Dickens: none of you understand the true meaning of Christmas!
Barker: what about Katherine arden?
Dickens: what?
Barker: her book is about the real reason for the season
Katherine Arden: what
Arden: i didn't write anything about Christmas<...
Charles Dickens: merry Christmas, everyone!
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe: it's January, Charles
Dickens: not to me!
Dickens: to me, it's always Christmas!
Dickens: who's in the mood for another dickens holiday classic?
Poe: it's not really the season,...
Betty Boop is in the public domain now! Well, sort of. The original Betty Boop, where she's a dog, is in the public domain. To commemorate this momentous day, we look at three...
2026-01-19 05:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostPoe: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of eureka
Poe: this is going to be a little different from my usual stuff
Poe: it's actually a scientific meditation on the nature of the universe
Barker: is this one of those things where you have to be high t...
[scottish castle]
JK Rowling's agent: hey joanne
agent: you wanted to see me?
JK Rowling: yesss
Rowling: i want to enquire
Rowling: how are sssales of the hallmarked man?
agent:
agent: sales of what?
Rowling: the latesst cormoron ssstrike book
agent:
agent:...
Adam Nevill: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the wyrd
Nevill: it's actually not so much a tale now that i think about it
Koontz: is it more of a story?
Nevill: close, dean!
Nevill: a story is another word for a tale
Nevill: but good try
2026-01-12 17:00:19 +0000 UTC
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In 1984, Weird Al Yankovic teamed up with Scooby Doo to host a special preview of all the cool upcoming cartoons that kids could see on ABC Saturday mornings that season. For a long time, it seemed like no one had taped that special and it was doomed to be forever lost media. Well, someone finall...
2026-01-12 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostJK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh hi joanne
Poe: do you have something to
Rowling: I have sssomething to sssay
Poe: is it about
Rowling: iran ssseemss to be unusssually full of gryffindorsss
Poe: oh!
Poe: oh i was not expecting that
Poe: i thought it was gonna be about...
2026-01-11 18:59:53 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: guys i just came up with a great idea for a story
King: what if you saw a bunch of mannequins driving a car?
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz: whoa!
Koontz: that would be crazy!
King: wouldn't it?
Debbie Dadie: excuse me
Dadie: excuse me
Dadie: well ac...
[unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: sorry chaps I can't speak tonight
Tolkien: i'm afraid i'm quite busy at my day job
Tolkien: being a professor at oxford
CS Lewis: wow, a professor AND a writer? must be hard
Tolkien: you have no idea
Tolkien: let me tell you
Tolkien: being ...
In 1984, Weird Al Yankovic teamed up with Scooby Doo to host a special preview of all the cool upcoming cartoons that kids could see on ABC Saturday mornings that season. For a long time, it seemed like no one had taped that special and it was doomed to be forever lost media. Well, someone finall...
2026-01-05 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post[white house]
Trump: so we're bombing venezuela now
Trump: no reason, really, just because
Trump: we just had all these bombs lying around
Trump: and we thought
Trump: why not
JD Vance: masterful gambit, sir
Larry Niven: MR PRESIDENT, MR PRESIDENT!
Niven: we heard the n...
Damon Knight: holy machine learning process! it seems that people don't AI slop being elligible for the nebula!
Knight: what to do?
Knight: i'll feed the question into the bat computer
Erin Underwood: never fear, erin underwood is here!
Erin Underwood: people don't like AI slop?
Damon Knight: hello citizens
Knight: it's me, damon knight
Knight: science fiction writer, SFWA founder, and vigilante crime fighter
Barker: yeah that scans
Poe: how do you figure that, clive?
Barker: i mean with a name like damon knight
Poe: oh yeah that makes sense
Damon...
2025-12-29 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1984, Weird Al Yankovic teamed up with Scooby Doo to host a special preview of all the cool upcoming cartoons that kids could see on ABC Saturday mornings that season. For a long time, it seemed like no one had taped that special and it was doomed to be forever lost media. Well, someone finall...
2025-12-29 05:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostCharles Dickens: holy shit you guys
Dickens: turns out everyone really loved a Christmas carol
Dickens: this whole Christmas ghost story idea is a gold mine!
Dickens: i'm gonna write a new ghost story for EVERY Christmas!
Dickens: and each one is gonna be BIGGER than the last!
Dick...
Charles Dickens: hey it's Christmas!
Dickens: you know what that means!
Clive Barker: Christmas was last week, man
Dickens: it means
Dickens: what?
Dickens: no no that can't be!
Charles Dickens: [throwing open window] You boy! what day is today?
Victorian moppet: oy, what ...
Mike and Ethan have got the crew together again! Rocketshark, Fattyatomicmutant and Glumdrop are all here to save Christmas! Sometimes you just want Christmas to STAY. SAVED, ...
2025-12-22 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post[scottish castle]
JK Rowling: ugh! i'm tired of all thesssse people online making fun of my black mold!
Rowling: that'sss it!
Rowling: today isss the day that i do sssomething about it
Rowling: wormtongue! i call you to me!
John Boyne: yes your evilness, right away your rottenne...
It's the holiday season, so it's Rankin Bass time! Rankin Bass made SO MANY holiday specials that were all sort of stealth Christmas specials. They still hold up, especially 2025-12-15 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
King: you know we haven't seen JK Rowling in a while
King: is she still tweeting?
Barker: ha ha ha oh steve
Barker: ha ha ha ha ha
Barker: ha ha ha ha ha ha
King: what's so funny?
Barker: ha ha ha!
King: c'mon i want to know the joke
Koontz: golly, what did happen to JK...
2025-12-11 17:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostGraham Joyce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of some kind of fairy tale
Joyce: it's about a girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Joyce: and i know what you're thinking
Joyce: but my fairies are different
Joyce: this girl is kidnapped by fairi...
2025-12-09 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMatt Maxwell: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of no tomorrows
Maxwell: it takes place back in the cool dank cyberpunk noir future of 1980s Los Angeles
Maxwell: where veteran punk rocker turned cool chick Macready is being cool
Maxwell: when she...
2025-12-08 17:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A comet is threatening Moominland in this animated adaptation of the beloved Moomin comics by Finnish cartoonist Tove Marika Jansson. Moomin and his pals go to an observatory to get some info about a comet that's going to kill them all. Meanwhile, a philosopher takes up residence in the Mo...
2025-12-08 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostColleen Hoover: anyway i have a fun, sassy little romance for you that i think you'll all love
Hoover: it's totally normal and NOT fucked up in any way
Poe: ok this is really not assuaging me
King: let it go, edgar
Barker: yeah i'm getting real excited for this one
Barker: too fuck...