Stephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon muska!
Barker: oh look steve, it's your friend
King: we're not friends
King: we're barely acquaintances!
Musk: eyyy da twitter gotta de bots
Musk: de too many bots!
Musk: de only way...
Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the limitless reaches of the human imagination
Gaiman: for where are we truly free to imagine? in dreams!
Gaiman: for the dreamscape is the playground of the inner child
Gaiman: but what if the conce...
Sapphire Lazuli: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, if you would, i call this the tale of the king in yellow
HP Lovecraft: oh! this is my favorite!
Lazuli: ah but
Lazuli: this is the tale of the king in yellow film adaptation
Lazuli: as it were
Lazuli: b...
Episode one of Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals aka S01E01: The Tale of the Frankenstein is now available for your listening pleasure!! Che...
2023-10-30 22:36:53 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Hill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society I call this the tale of the really creative guy and his vampire car
King: wow that’s the chip off the old block! I’m proud of you
Barker: oh god not another horror car
Hill: so there’s a type of people called “stro...
2023-10-30 18:45:42 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: you guys, have you read the new JK Rowling book?
King: this cormorant strike is just incredible stuff!
King: it's amazing that she still finds time to write!
King: since she's probably busy with other stuff
King: i really haven't checked
King: not really sure w...
2023-10-27 00:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostKing: after witnessing the virgin birth of dracula i sure feel like i got the halloween spirit
Debbie Dadey: [pushing glasses up bridge of nose] actually
Dadey: for your information, sir, there's no proof that was really dracula
Marcia Jones: indubitably my good sir
King: what a...
2023-10-26 18:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostBradbury: you! ape! clown! cenobite! frankenstein! wolf man! italian!
Bradbury: why do you wear those costumes?
King: well, it's halloween, ray, you see-
Bradbury: no YOU do not see
Bradbury: do not see the magic, the mystery, the wonder
Bradbury: of halloween!
Bradbury:...
2023-10-25 19:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post[at Stephen King's halloween party]
Dean Koontz: hey guys! wow! thanks for letting me come to your party!
Barker: oh man you let dean come?
Barker: great, that's just great
Poe: now clive be nice
Barker: edgar he's going to cramp our style
Poe: it'll be fine clive
Ko...
2023-10-24 17:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostRay Bradbury: gone too soon!
Bradbury: the lazy summer afternoons picking dandelions by miller's pond forgotten, buried under an avalanche of adult responsibilities. No time for jump rope or blind man's bluff, there's a new game they play - a game of bills and forms and gray-faced men in suit...
Laurel Hightower: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mothman
Hightower: and there's a trucker
Hightower: hmm there's a trucker
Tabitha King: so how does this work
Laurel Hightower: it’s just like old fashioned internet
Hi...
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: you know if labor takess over, they're going to force you to ressspect transss people?
Barker: didn't keir starmer just literally throw them under the bus
Rowling:
Rowling: shut up
Rowling: sstop ruining thiss for me!
Rowling: asss i w...
2023-10-19 17:37:25 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: listen guys
King: i'm kinda concerned that those bullies over at clarion west might try to pull something
King: so i've hired some security for the campfire
Poe: you what
Poe: steve why would you do that
King: no no trust me on this
King: so i hired t...
2023-10-18 16:39:22 +0000 UTC View PostJessica Leonard: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the church that hates witches
Leonard: so this guy's dad was a lawyer but he gave it all up to be a farmer
Leonard: and join a church
Leonard: this guy just really loves church
Leonard: thi...
2023-10-17 15:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today we continue our quessst to rehabilitate glinner
Rowling: i will not ressst until he isss reintegrated into ssociety
Rowling: and not ssleeping on my couch anymore
Rowling: cuz you know
Rowling: tha...
RA Busby: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the corporate body
Busby: so this guy volunteers for a drug study
Busby: run by a not-at-all shady corporation
Busby: called drugco
Busby: that's just a placeholder name, i'll probably go back and ch...
Stephen King: hey did you hear that thomas wrote an x files episode?
Barker: what? which one?
King: oh i think
King: i think it was called
King: 'thomas ligotti is from outer space' or something
Barker:
Barker: yeah i don't think it was called that
King: i heard you wrote ...
2023-10-10 17:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostGuillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of frankenstein del Toro: but this time del T
Guillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of frankenstein
del Toro: but this time
del Toro:...
Stephen King: happy birthday clive!!!
King: we all got together and-
Clive Barker: my birthday was yesterday
King:
King: what
King: your birthday was yesterday?
Barker: yes
King:
King: oh ha ha ha
King: i get it!
King: he's fucking with us!
King: you're fucking...
Stephen Graham Jones: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the girl who’s obsessed with slashers
Jones: there’s this girl who just constantly talks about slashers
Barker: oh that sounds really annoying
Jones:
Barker: like that sounds SO annoy...
Panos Cosmatos: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the retro 70s sci fi horror pastiche
Cosmatos: just to warn you, it's gonna be pretty slow and boring
Cosmatos: so this might be better if you're high
Fitz James O'Brien: oh yeah way ahead of you ...
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you to sssay hello to
Rowling: graham lineham
Lineham: [wearing foil hat] free masons run the country
Rowling: he'sss got sssome great ideasss you should hear
Poe: joanne you don't need to bring him here
Poe: like, you really do...
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: tonight I'm going to tell you more about cormorant ssstrike's latessst adventure
King: there's more?
Rowling: there'sss lotss more
Rowling: itsss 961 pagesss
Rowling: do not give me sshit sssteve
Rowling: you of all people
Rowling:...
2023-10-01 19:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have a new ssstory for you tonight
Rowling: a new ssstory of cormorant ssstrike
Jesse Singal: wow mommy it's great!
Maya Forstater: the greatest story ever told
Rowling:
Rowling: well i haven't ...
Don't forget! It's coming! Living and dead horror authors tell scary stories round the campfire in “Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals”, an upcoming audio adaptation of Bitter Karella’s Hugo-nominated comedy-horror microfiction.
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Premee Mohamed: [wearing lab coat and goggles] according to my calculations, this story is about the technology of the near future
King: wow! are you really a scientist?
Mohamed: according to my calculations, yes
King: wow!
King: hey, as a scientist, you’ll love this
King: have ...
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have excellent newssss
Rowling: the british people have decided that harry potter hassss the greatesssst opening line of all time
Poe:
King:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Rowling: jussst a real top opening line
Rowling: a real...
HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the scary painting
Lovecraft: so this guy makes a painting that's SO scary
Barker: oh yeah? what's so scary about it?
Lovecraft: here i'll
Lovecraft: i'll show you
Lovecraft: [scribblin...
2023-09-26 18:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostHP Lovecraft: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the story of the pickman's model
Lovecraft: what if there was a painting so scary
Lovecraft: like it was so scary
Lovecraft: like SO scary
Lovecraft: so there's this painting that's SO scary you can't ...
2023-09-25 17:16:03 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eeeey stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best pal!
King:
King: do we have to keep doing this
King: we've had like literally 2 interactions eve...